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Old 20th August 2003   #1
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Nasty

A teenager in Cambodia was killed after a fish he caught leapt out of his hands and lodged into his mouth. He suffocated when the barbs on the 8" fish became lodged, and gripped the insode of his throat.


Couldn't he have chewed it up, to make some air flow??

Gross!!!!
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Old 20th August 2003   #2
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some fish have pretty spiny barbs, it sounds quite unfuckwithable in a situation like this





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unfuckwithable

Nice word.

If your life depended on it, surely you could chew that mother up?
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Yeah, like the ones that swim up your ureathra (sp?) if you piss in the water in certain places in South America.
 
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a teenage boy in India lost his penis when one of the two young girls he had persuaded to suck it, bit it off instead. The boy died from excessive blood loss and schock.

this story around two years old now, but still nasty.
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He died a hero's death
 
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IP is that your signature??
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It's a get out of jail free card
 
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It's a get out of jail free card

Which jail??
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sexuality?

I still think it might be hard to chew of the spines/fish. sort of like getting an umbrella lodged in there, try chewing that off while your brain runs out of oxygen.





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sexuality?

I still think it might be hard to chew of the spines/fish. sort of like getting an umbrella lodged in there, try chewing that off while your brain runs out of oxygen.


OK, hang on a minute......

13:49pm.
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Old 20th August 2003   #12
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Which jail??

As in monopoly
 
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Re: Nasty

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A teenager in Cambodia was killed after a fish he caught leapt out of his hands and lodged into his mouth. He suffocated when the barbs on the 8" fish became lodged, and gripped the insode of his throat.


Couldn't he have chewed it up, to make some air flow??

Gross!!!!


i think i`d have blown till the fuckers tail blew off , then i`d have a handy fish straw for drinking my coca cola
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Old 20th August 2003   #14
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Instant sheath for aquatic fellatio
 
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damn what an uncool death. please watch out jukka!
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I am surprised Jukka hasn't offered some wisdom here....he would know what to do.
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he would rinse the fucker with a bottle of jaegermeister
yumm yumm
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hahaha.....the jäger is always with me
why hasn't he just put his head into the water (lake, river, wherever he was at).......??
i am pretty sure the fish would have took the chance for freedom !!
and now, sadly, they both had to die !
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hahaha.....the jäger is always with me
why hasn't he just put his head into the water (lake, river, wherever he was at).......??
i am pretty sure the fish would have took the chance for freedom !!
and now, sadly, they both had to die !

Such a rational veiwpoint!
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Yeah, like the ones that swim up your ureathra (sp?) if you piss in the water in certain places in South America.

i saw that on tv (documentary).....but jey, you should never piss into the water.

PISSING INTO THE WATER IS DANGEROUS SO WATCH OUT KIDS !!!

the removement of the fish must be heavy pain !
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a teenage boy in India lost his penis when one of the two young girls he had persuaded to suck it, bit it off instead. The boy died from excessive blood loss and schock.

this story around two years old now, but still nasty.

ooh - wouldn't fancy that. Reckon it would be all chewy gristle. yuk!
Must have been a lot of blood. I can see it all too clearly in my minds eye. Little girls - faces covered in blood. Did they do it intentionally do you think?
 
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ooh - wouldn't fancy that. Reckon it would be all chewy gristle. yuk!
Must have been a lot of blood. I can see it all too clearly in my minds eye. Little girls - faces covered in blood. Did they do it intentionally do you think?

Hahaha 'Visionary' in da area!

"What you sayin' about 'Chewy'????"
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