..have some of this

Jesus Christ walks into an inn and hands the guy behind the front desk a hammer and some nails.

"Can you put me up for the night?"

Blimey that's an old one Basic ..

Indeed

[DsD]

who is jesus? :P

[penciLneck]

I think he is a hispanic bowler.

[tsr_tomas]

[/voice homer] Holy jebus [/homer]

Jesus is just some guy I made up...

I you want bad, then look no further....

A guy goes into a seafood restaurant and asks to see the dishes of the day. The waiter wheels over a trolley and the man examines the dishes.

"I'll have the little green squid with the hairy lip, please" says the man.

"O.K." replies the waiter and calls out "Gervais!!"

A little French chef appears with a large knife, the waiter instructs the chef to kill the little green squid with the hairy lip. Gervais is just about to slice at the poor squid when he notices a tear running down its face

Gervais is touched, and admits that he hasn't the heart to kill the squid.

"Not to worry" says the waiter, and calls out "Hans!!" at which an enormous German bloke comes out of the kitchen.

"Sir", says the waiter, "this is Hans, the dishwasher. Hans, kill that squid!"

The dishwasher wields a huge rolling pin and is just about to bludgeon the little green squid with the hairy lip when it cringes back and gives a little cry.

"I am sorry sir, I just cannot kill the squid" Hans admits, his lower lip trembling.

"Well sir," says the waiter, "it just goes to show.

That Hans that do dishes, can be soft as Gervais with mild green, hairy lip squid.

[MUX]

drumroll.... clash clash

I thank yo

I feel quite bad laughing at these jokes cos I've just been told of some shocking news about a bloke who works in the upholstery factory based near here. Apparently he fell into the machine a few days ago and was badly injured.

But the good news is that he's now fully recovered.

Wha wha whaaaaa.....

basic that is one of the worst jokes i have encountered in a long time

what's the difference between a duck?

one of its legs is both the same.

[Lady E]

????

that's like two nuns in a bath, one says to the other "where's the soap?" and the other says "yes it does, doesnt it"

What's brown and sticky ?



A stick.

why did chris de burgh cross the road?

to get to the middle.

[MUX]

Tell us more Nun jokes Emma!

[Lady E]

you catholic boys are all the same!

[MUX]

in the name of ther father..

[TroyMoyOnions]

whats the similarity between an apple and an orange...







neither can drive a traktor.
i think thats it.

phil you are crap

[Lady E]

now that is funny!

what did bitch one say to the video installation artist?

you Beta film my silver painted willy!!

get it beta!! hahahahahah

(phil digging his own hole)

[MUX]

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[MUX]

A Scottish old timer is in a bar, talking to a young man.

"Lad, look out there to the field. Do ya see that fence? Look how well it's built. I built that fence stone by stone with me own two hands. I piled it for months. But do they call me McGreggor-the-Fence-Builder? Nooo..."

Then, the old man gestures at the bar. "Look here at the bar. Do ya see how smooth and just it is? I planed that surface down by me own achin' back. I carved that wood with me own hard labor, for eight days. But do they call me McGreggor-the-Bar-builder? Nooo..."

Then, the old man points out the window. "Eh, Lady, look out to sea... Do ya see that pier that stretches out as far as the eye can see? I built that pier with the sweat off me back. I nailed it board by board. But do they call me McGreggor-the-Pier-Builder? Nooo..."

Then the old man looks around nervously, making certain that no one is paying attention. "But ya fuck one goat..."

mux's mum is so fat when she orders at a restaurant, instead of asking for a menu, she asks for an estimate.

phils mum is his dad

[TroyMoyOnions]

oh yeh... did you hear about the magic traktor that drove down a road then turned into a lane......



awww stop me.

[moorekk]

young jony just came back from school and he's complaining to his mother:
-mommy!, children at school laugh at me and say that i smell like a dead man!...
...mom...
...mommy!!!!!

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