What will you be like when you're old?

[Annefrankingmachine]

I recently turned 27 years old see.
I reckon when i get old i'll be livin in a life of squalor, addicted whole heartedly and willingly to strong liquor. Hopefully i'll live with a friend or lover and we can have a kind of "waitin for godot" style of living.
I can't wait to be an alcoholic.

id will be playing my grandchildren "milk this cow" from cappadonnas album and being like the man in the guiness advert but a rapping version.

[emef]

i plan on getting into crack , then build up to heroin when i`m well into my retirement years.

i avoid the drugs that could destroy me now while i`m young-ish.
but i fully intend to give them all a good tanning when i`m into my 60s/70s.

old and dead oh yes i will be old and dead old and dead oh yes i will be old and deadold and dead oh yes i will be old and deadold and dead oh yes i will be old and deadold and dead oh yes i will be old and deadold and dead oh yes i will be old and deadold and dead oh yes i will be old and deadold and dead oh yes i will be old and deadold and dead oh yes i will be old and deadold and dead oh yes i will be old and deadold and dead oh yes i will be old and dead

anne says he will be playing pump up your fist from same cappa album

gary wilmot says he will be playing black boy from cappadonnas album

[Goonie]

I can't wait to sit in a chair all day out my face on medications just having the best time!!

[invisibleplanet]

i'll be pottering around the vineyard, rubbing buds, probably drink at least a bottle of red wine a day..write.i'm going to sit around alot, and write stories, and eat the honey from the bees i'm going to be keeping. i'm going to live out my life sculpting and gardening ... with maybe a few chickens for company too. i hope i have a zany old boyfriend who can't remember how old he is in the morning

your old already IP, hey its not fair Emma, can we have IP's post moved, shes tricking people.

[emef]

your getting old already phil, hey its not fair Emma, can we have phils post moved, hes boring people.

let the sunshine in.

i can picture you in Ibiza with your jeremy beadle beard with your JJB sports wasted t-shirt, saying 'lets ave' it'

[emef]

haha cheers mate

[invisibleplanet]

Originally posted by phil
your old already IP, hey its not fair Emma, can we have IP's post moved, shes tricking people.

i'm going to have long white hair, wrapped up in a birds nest bun
and be the colour of a walnut.
i'll eat fruit all day long from the orchard
that's what will keep me alive.
that and the red wine.
and chasing cheeky men only 10 years younger than myself.

do u use shampoo ?

[invisibleplanet]

no, i thought i'd use ecover washing liquid on my snowy tresses, and ony wash when i go skinny dippin in the creek with my toothless alcoholic neighbour, moonshine anne.
how about you?

[penciLneck]

I'm gonna be all boney assed and angular, bit like the BFG - hopefully living on a large property in northern california growing acres of the best bud, perhaps with an ugly black dog for company, oh and a fat interweb connection for all the books and films. I will also have a porch with a porch swing and a pressure cooker for foodstuffs. oh, and not much hair.

[TroyMoyOnions]

a prune.

I'm gonna be a very clean, well to-do dapper old gent dressed permanently in a suit and smart tie with some war medals too.

[emef]

Originally posted by old skool
I'm gonna be a very clean, well to-do dapper old gent dressed permanently in a suit and smart tie with some war medals too.

yeah right with a bag full of the little fellas in your inside jacket pocket.

I'll be half man half robot, with mind implants

[Goonie]

you'll all be wearing beige clothes

Originally posted by emef


yeah right with a bag full of the little fellas in your inside jacket pocket.

The only thing in my inside pocket will be a Wine Tasting Monthly and some Werthers Originals.

Yes, I will be the grandad out of the Werthers Originals advert.

Very well to-do sir ...

[emef]

Originally posted by old skool


The only thing in my inside pocket will be a Wine Tasting Monthly and some Werthers Originals.

Yes, I will be the grandad out of the Werthers Originals advert.

Very well to-do sir ...

werthers originals eeeeeeeeeewwww!!!

go on... have a taste of grandads creamy butter candy

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[emef]

Originally posted by phil
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no... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[CHIP TRONIC]

i´ll make music

Originally posted by phil
your old already IP...

Right you are. I would wager that our friend I.P. was around when Werthers originals were just called "Werthers".

Indeed when they were 4d

[penciLneck]

4 dimensional?

no money 4d

[databombers]

when i get old i wanna be a jazz singer, tour dark seedy clubs with a full band, i've got to have an affair with the double bass player and maybe the piano player and at gigs wear a black sparkley dress, with white gloves, diamonds and smoke fags using a ciggerette holder. oh and i must always have a full glass oh brandy and sing on a stool