Glasgow?

[bob]

I notice that there is quite a lot of people here from Glasgow or other parts in Scotland. What does everyone do/go out to?... just out of interest

I'm part of the Nurture crew. We have a monthly night (second Friday of the month) at Club 69, Paisley. My other night is Basic Level (check out www.basiclevel.co.uk for a rough idea), we have a few nights for later in the year which will appear on the site as they are announced. Nurture is on tomorrow night with Tokyo Bitches as this month's guests - hope to see you there.

Other guests include:-
May - Max Duley (ARCart)
June - Bios (live set)
July - Bis (live set)
Aug - TBA
Sep - Ed DMX (Breakin' Records)

more to be confirmed.......

ah hello there, do you run a bus to paisley so i don't have to drive and can get really pissed up?

Originally posted by bitch one
ah hello there, do you run a bus to paisley so i don't have to drive and can get really pissed up?

Sorry matey, we're no longer running the bus (more folk came via other means). However, the train to Gilmour St station and taxi home is not too bad - or even bring the car , that's what I'll be doing Plenty of time for some light refreshment afterwards
Apart from that, you don't wanna be leaving your recs on the train now

[bob]

sounds good although I am not actually in Glasgow right now. When I return I will make sure to check it out though, I keep meaning to trek to Paisley but never quite make it.....

Yep, I'm sure it will be worth it!!!

There are also plenty of goings ons in Glasgow City Centre that I'm sure other board members would be happy to enlighten you about.
Anyone?

I'll stick your e-mail on our mailing list as well.....

[bob]

yep I know pretty much all of the things in the center we run some nights on occassion too...but i've been away for a while

[V Knid esq]

Bob, as a weegie, should you not be "Boab"?

[bob]

yes probably but thats reserved for weegie friends to use

What sorta gigs do you take partake in Bob?

[bob]

sometimes we do a techno night called the bass invaders

[lucid rinehead]

i live in aberdeen and (i don't want to be negative, but) most of the time its shit, and, i have to say, getting worse.

i have had a go at getting a gig type of thing together, and i haven't altogether given up yet, but getting any kind of venue is a bitch.

hooray for the A90

Yeah im from glasgow, and club 69 is ok, been a few time, esp. the UR nights when mad mike used my K2000 keyboard for their live set, still havent cleaned it since.....

Also some new nights in town,

always optimo in the art school.
always the sub club
always slam at alaska on some night or the other.(some nights are better than others)
always mad parties afterwards

always budda on a friday night for something completely different, (dub and housey stuff, pretty good....)

always great pre club bars, spy,spy,spy oh and spy! also bar 10 and soba and brel in the west end for mucho good belgian beer, republic and pivo pivo in city also top notch.

Hell fuck it!

all you lot move up here and we'll have a techno renaissance!

as if it isnt already happening.

Originally posted by maikeru
Yeah im from glasgow, and club 69 is ok, been a few time, esp. the UR nights when mad mike used my K2000 keyboard for their live set, still havent cleaned it since.....

Ooooohahhh, Mad Mike touched your organ

[bob]

ho...watch who your callin' a couple a' fannies big yin!

Indeed, it's great having big baws when your outta reach innit?
Strangely enough, don't really get insulted to face-to-face much!!!

[V Knid esq]

Glaswegians picking fights with one another? It's just like being in Brighton again!

Ahh, I'm sure it is all part of the Glasgow ethos - it's actually all very endearing really

Nae bo'ver boab ma man! nae bother mucker!

Yeah mad mike touched my organ, what you saying about that? It was a spiritual moment....or something like that.

We only pick fights when we are on holiday or at football matches. we are our own worst enemies we should be standing together and fighting the english or some shit like that! FREEEEDDDOMMM!! or some other equally twee shite...

We are all endearing actually even more than you would think. So come along and see us playing at some nights out and you will see why!

mair bevvy mair chickens!

Originally posted by maikeru
We only pick fights when we are on holiday or at football matches. we are our own worst enemies we should be standing together and fighting the english or some shit like that! FREEEEDDDOMMM!! or some other equally twee shite...

haha - Beware the Glasgow fair!!!

haha - Beware the Glasgow fair!!!

thats why blackpool was invented.... so we could all go down there and show them how to swedge!

naebodys getting oot o here until we find oot which cunt glassed that bird!! aaiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

oh its all coming flooding back, the good old days, oh hang the fare were only here fir the banter!

Originally posted by maikeru


thats why blackpool was invented.... so we could all go down there and show them how to swedge!

..and Luss and/or Troon on bank holidays - it's just sooooo working class. Can't you just taste the hoi poilloi, ahhhhh!!!

[anarchosyn]

...but, can some of you glasgownians (is this what you call yourselves?) sample other glasgownians speaking your wonderful glasgownian tongue? Long story short, I LOVE the accent of glasgow, ewan bremner is my most fav actor, in part due to the way he speaks (in other parts due to his acting skills). I'm serious, if you could sample yourselves and MP3 it to me, I'd be SOOOO down to remix you into a track, or just listen to it for hours on end to annoy my room mates. Talk about whatever, discuss how odd of a bloke I am or the weather situation last tuesday..

I'm serious, anybody up for it?

Nah I dont think so....we are quiet capable of running our own freakshow in Glasgow thanks very much (and anyway ive already sampled my own dulcet tones for my own track)...anyway here's a joke I was told in Edinburgh:

How many Glaswegians does it take to change a light bulb?:

Two, one to change the bulb, and one to score the downers to handle the come down

[V Knid esq]

I pass on without comment the entry in the Viz Roger's Profanisaurus for "Glasgow Shower"

Glasgow Shower (n): spraying deodorant around inside clothes.

loathe as i am to burst yer bubble anarchosyn, ewan bremner is an edinburger, or as we say in local parlace, he's fae embra.

Yes, he is indeed a chav.

Good show on Friday, Bitch One. Apologies I couldn't hang around after but the responsibilities of parenthood beckoned!!!

Originally posted by Basic
Yes, he is indeed a chav.

never heard that one before I would have just called him an east coast fuck.... but hey who is splitting hairs here? Robert Carlyle was the only glaswegian among them. (not glasgownian or whatever you were trying to say...)

and as for the sampling of our voices, no thats our own little private sample store. you have african men in detroit, ny and san fran, we have cockneys and scots people, its a fair swap, oh and whiskey!

waaheey!

[Sheridan]

doesn't claude young run a techno night in glasgow?
I remember reading that he lived there now.

Yup, its called "true people" and is on I think the third friday of every month at a place called ad lib, Ive never been because Im usually at Monox or thru in Edinburgh for some wonky techno...