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Old 7th May 2010   #1
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best liar ever

http://www.popjolly.com/woman-says-s...porn-in-3d-365



A white American woman who had a black baby claims she fell pregnant whilst watching a porn movie in 3D. According to reports, the childs father , who is white was serving in the military in Iraq when she became pregnant.

Her wife Jennifer told him the child was conceived whilst watching a porn movie in 3D.
“I see it as suspicious. The films in 3-D are very real. With today’s technology, anything is possible “he said.
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Old 7th May 2010   #2
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i can imagine it now: "the 3D effects were amazing, that big black cock was coming right at me!"
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Old 7th May 2010   #3
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don't you mean WORST liar ever?





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hahaha i love that story
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reminds me of the "penis-shaped soundwaves" from Brass Eye.





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Old 7th May 2010   #6
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don't you mean WORST liar ever?

or most gullible husband ever
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Old 7th May 2010   #7
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not religious andy?
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Old 7th May 2010   #8
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i mean best liar ever!!! this dude has fought and killed men and he still believes her...


"3d porno"


i have never even heard of that!
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not religious andy?

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Old 7th May 2010   #10
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Surely a pop up book raping would have been more believable?
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haha popup rape book

i'd buy a copy
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haha popup rape book

i'd buy a copy

You get a free pair of leather gloves with each copy
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Old 7th May 2010   #13
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that's handy, i bought a cheapo rape kit
the rapecape, hammer and rope are still good but the gloves have worn out a bit (too many backhanders...the knuckles are scuffed to bits)
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that blyton's a wrongun
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that's handy, i bought a cheapo rape kit
the rapecape, hammer and rope are still good but the gloves have worn out a bit (too many backhanders...the knuckles are scuffed to bits)

that's the sort of thing I'd expect Danny Dyer to say. You make me sick.





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hehe dyer's a hero to many, get wi the program pc boy
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a giant blue rapist from avator gave me smurf AIDS
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That's the worst kind
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it's tragic

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i mean best liar ever!!! this dude has fought and killed men and he still believes her...


"3d porno"


i have never even heard of that!

I think that has less to do with the quality of the lie and more to do with the lack of intelligence of the man.
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