Female Wanted for probably the best flatshare in London

[love_tempo]

Ta to Ger for forwarding this:

http://www.gumtree.com/london/90/15324290.html

Female Wanted for probably the best flatshare in London (£450 pcm)
Reply to: alexdunnett@hotmail.com
Date: Thursday 1st November
Date available: 26/11

Sadly our lovely flatmate Celeste has decided to move out of our wonderfully located flat based in Shoreditch on the corner of Colombia rd and Virginia rd (at the end of the bagel shop end of Brick lane). We are looking for another GIRL to move in and keep the balance of testosterone + oestrogen stable.....are you her?

The flat is on the first floor of a three story residential block and has its own balcony, a great size kitchen, bathroom, toilet and a big living room with a sofa bed for guests, brand new ikea sofas, wireless internet router, and our newest addition - Gertrude the pot plant.

We are a very close bunch and all socialise and hang out together regularly at the likes of Catch, George and Dragon or if we're feeling frisky, Boombox, Trailer Trash and maybe the odd warehouse party. We are all lovers of a good party but during the week we are all working professionals who enjoy our sleep so minimal parties happen (instead we may have friends round for dinner) then and noise is kept to a minimum. We all have a great group of friends that all live in the area and it would be nice if the girl that moves in could come with another group of friends for us to meet.

The flatmates you'd be moving in with are:

Dag 27/m Norweigen who works in travel/ecommerce. Horribly cool but doesn't react well to loosing his hat. Penchant for Rose wine and debauched behavior who lives on Pizza and crumpets.

Alex 24/m who can be defined and remembered by his hair alone. Rarely seen out of skinny jeans Alex is a lover of fine wine http://link.brightcove.com/services/...ctid1271722663 electro and using long words.

Helen 27/f who is one of Londons best make-up artists who recently worked at Londons Fashion rocks making up the D+G models. Helen is originally from Billericay and wears retro clothes better than most

YOU 24-30/f who works in Media/Fashion/Music who loves music, eating out and playing at the weekends - must have a horrible sense of humour and be somewhat opinionated in the same way as we are. Fashion sense is important beyond your wildest expectations

PLEASE DO NOT reply saying about how you enjoy the odd glass of wine cinema and music as literally EVERYONE says the same. We want someone to live with us that is individual who can sharpen us all - so make your reply interesting and use it as a fair representation of yourself! Please include your myspace and/or facebook page so that we can see what kind of a person you are and if you would be good looking enough to live with us HA!

The room will be free from 3rd November - (the 26th as the latest available date) and the rent including all bills (council tax, water,electric,phone,internet) is £420.00 which is amazing for the area and the flat itself even as the room itself is not very big at all - The landlord is fantastic too and gives you complete free reign to decorate your room if you so desire. Although the flat itself is not palatial, it has a great atmosphere and its location cannot be beaten - i personally work in Covent Garden and can walk there in 45mins. There are 243,55 that take you to central London and the likes of Camden and Angel are all within 20 mins door to door.The flat is 10 mins walk to Liverpool St and 7 mins to Old Street tube

I really wouldn't live anywhere else in London!

APPLY NOW as this room will go very very quickly - Please do not get offended if we do not reply but we are looking for someone very particular



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[May Kasahara]

Somebody fetch my shotgun.

[Yer_Maw]

top tip: wear retro clothes better than most and you dont have to be interesting to talk to.

[Orang Utan]

What a bunch of cunts - I hope they get spammed to buggery

[Tec]

Originally Posted by May Kasahara

Somebody fetch my shotgun.

haha

[kams]

"Fashion sense is important beyond your wildest expectations."

Aside from the horrific sentiment - does that actually make sense?

[Yer_Maw]

Here Lies Alex 1982-2007
Brutally Murdered By Shotgun
Defined And Remembered By His Hair Alone
Rip

[Tec]

These kind of supposed fashion assassins give other east LDN dwellers a negative rep.

[Tec]

"APPLY NOW as this room will go very very quickly - Please do not get offended if we do not reply but we are looking for someone very particular"

a fellow twit?

Please do not reply unless you are a total donut.

[Paddy]

Originally Posted by Yer_Maw

Here Lies Alex 1982-2007
Brutally Murdered By Shotgun
Defined And Remembered By His Hair Alone
Rip

this had me at a chortle, hehehe.

[Orang Utan]

has anyone signed the hotmail account up for lots of donkey pron?

[Paddy]

i guess this must be alex -



nothing my samurai sword couldn't fix.

[Spandex]

BURN THEM

[thepigjockey]

Female what? Someone should send a female lion round there (a hungry one). Any zookeepers on the board?

[Tec]

yeah, thats Alex.



He shouldn't be too much of a problem to eradicate from Planet Earth.

[Orang Utan]

Join me:
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=6156402966

[gypsy_cream]

they are too far gone, they cant be helped

[Yer_Maw]

Windy, so windy.

[spoon]

[Paddy]

it say's he's a fan of *electro*. someone should lock him in a room and play him some really evil shit until his head explodes.

[Paddy]

Originally Posted by spoon

hahaha fuckin amazing.

[Tec]

haha!

[Tec]

Dear Fashionable People,

I would like to live in your flat.



Sent

[gypsy_cream]

he looks cool as fuck

[JE:5]

Horrible cunts. So tempted to send a barrage of shite to email... must resist...

[Paddy]

Originally Posted by Tec

Dear Fashionable People,

I would like to live in your flat.



Sent

he's got some shit goin on like.

[ivan]

c´mon, thats how regular folks live like in london. if this forum shared a flat in london. there would be crackdealing, whores, acid, techno, analsex, rape, plunder, pirates vs ninjas, drugs, addiction, abortion by hanger, phattys samurai sword, birds with blue feet, hardware will be used to produce by only four people that has at least 6 different opinions how it is suppose to sound,
a pink cowboy hat, ost/cheese fondue, scatporn, conspiracy theories, suicide cults, only food will be tacos and ice cream, recent cuntish people debates, a bunch of bukowski´s and hemingways fighting the black belted burrough morphine addicts, scottish muffins/scottish tea as head ware, a might fisherman by the name of jukka, some germans teaching the cossack dance to polish people making a stew (much similar to borstj), somebody talking randomly all to himself, a women refusing to use shoes during winter time, hoo-boo´s will be welcome to be used as furnitures... and this is just taken from current events... going back in the history of this forum.. geeesh. i have to stop thinking about people on this forum.

point!

no point.

[Tec]

They go BoomBox.

Nuff said.

[JE:5]

I bet they read Vice.

[Tec]

Guaranteed.