Judge dirt

[thepigjockey]

err... sorry I didn't give a fair trial to the family of Jean Charles de Menezes yer honour, I was too busy EXPOSING MYSELF ON A RUSH HOUR TRAIN.

wtf?

Is it those fancy wigs and gowns that make judges a bit peculiar?

I'm talking about this btw:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/e...on/6740381.stm

[thembuzz]

hehehe

[automaton]

oh dear.

[thembuzz]

from today's guardian

Recalling his police interview, arresting officer Adrian Watts told the court he had said: "It would be a very extraordinary thing to do, to have walked on to a crowded commuter rail service with one's penis hanging out. If that had happened I would have expected somebody to point it out."

double ly

[joe pinapples]

"I am a judge I know whose responsibility is not just as an ordinary member of society, but also in my judicial capacity it is conduct I would not engage in."

0h dear dont think the missus or anyone else is going to buy that one Lord Justice Flaccid-Flasher.

[decadnids]

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/rtrs/200706...e-fa6b408.html

what a suprise - he got off...

However he added that closed circuit TV footage that could have provided conclusive proof one way or the other was missing because of a delay in investigating the complaint.

[don___quixote]

i seen him showing a pair of kegs as evidence yesterday on the news which confused me- how the fuck can a pair of kegs be evidence to his defence?

[Yer_Maw]

maybe is excuse is he flopped out. and his belt broke.

[don___quixote]

maybe the only other thing i could think of was - " i only own 1 pair" - which is surely very unlikely on his wage.

[joe pinapples]

he was saying his pantaloons are fashioned in such a manner that it would be improbable, nay impossible, for his genetalia to ever be exposed.

also he added what sort of sexual pleasure could a man recieve from doing such a thing? none of course, case closed.

judge cock-shower is as innocent as the police are over the john de menzies shooting - these things just happen!

[don___quixote]

he must have more than one type of undie, that's the worst excuse ever.

[joe pinapples]

"She also followed the man on two occasions, taking pictures of him on her mobile phone which she then passed to police who arrested the judge in January this year. Richards, who is married with three children, said he had been a victim of mistaken identity, although the woman, who cannot be named, picked him out at an identity parade.

"In the absence of any evidence capable of supporting identification ... we reach the conclusion that the evidence was insufficient to meet the high standards required," said Timothy Workman, who headed a panel of three judges trying the case. However he added that closed circuit TV footage that could have provided conclusive proof one way or the other was missing because of a delay in investigating the complaint."

He is SO fucking guilty

na - check this. the bird reckoned that on two separate occations he exposed himself to her whilst stood next to her on the train - then she randomly saw him a week or so later in the street miles away from the alledged incidents and followed him to work. blah.

first off, if some bloke got his knob out to me there wouldn't be a second time I would stand anywhere near him and the chances of not only that happening, but also seeing them in the street in London is so small its stupid.

Why might a judge be targetted by someone to damage their reputation? Lets see?

[ckpqerjwrpwp]

I've not really read the evidence but I'm pretty sure he should be taken down for a loooong time.