your mum

[kams]

[emef]

only if you're joe mangel from neighbours

[kams]

you wish you were Joe Mangle... your Bouncer

[Jeniffer Mills]

your mum steals at tescos

[kams]

your mums so fat she did a fart and it blew the wheels off your house

[emef]

Originally Posted by kams

you wish you were Joe Mangle... your Bouncer

you're jane harris before she got her makeover

[joe pinapples]

your mum works at Lidl's cos she got fired at Aldi

[Jeniffer Mills]

your mum fastened her bed on her back so that shes alltime prepared...

[kams]

Originally Posted by emef

you're jane harris before she got her makeover

you're Helen Daniels after her stroke

[joe pinapples]

yer ma fucks guide dogs - when they're on duty

[kams]

[Jeniffer Mills]

yer mum had a cramp attack @ bloc

[emef]

Originally Posted by kams

you're Helen Daniels after her stroke

you're daphne 6 months after she died

[emef]

Originally Posted by kams

i'm sad now cos you made me look bootiful, wi hair n everything

[gen-eral]

Your maw's the duck that Kerry died trying to save

[Loz]

why does that crispy duck have what looks like a hole for your penis?

[gen-eral]

it's where they took its guts out. Or a bullet hole from the gun that killed it and Kerry

[Loz]

I think your dad shagged it

[gen-eral]

whilst he was shooting that kerry mangle hippy bitch

[Loz]

your dad is such a sexual deviant, that he can only attain orgasm shagging a crispy duck whilst killing a hippy soap character with a unisex name.


that's how you were born.

[Jeniffer Mills]

Originally Posted by Loz

your dad is such a sexual deviant, that he can only attain orgasm shagging a crispy duck whilst killing a hippy soap character with a unisex name.


that's how you were born.

(why did this make me laugh? Fucks sake)

[gen-eral]

What sort of bloke's called Kerry? You must know some right weirdos

[Loz]

This man is called Kerry. Would you argue with that beard?

[Jeniffer Mills]

Originally Posted by Loz

emef??

[gen-eral]

Originally Posted by Loz

your dad is such a sexual deviant, that he can only attain orgasm shagging a crispy duck whilst killing a hippy soap character with a unisex name.


that's how you were born.

Ladies and Gentlemen, mums and dads the man that wrote these words is your kids teacher!

[Loz]

I'm far worse than that at school

[V Knid esq]

"your mum's got ten paper rounds"

"shut up in them shoes"

[thembuzz]

that is surely still the undisputed king of kinsults

netto, netto, netto... your mum shops at netto.

[gypsy_cream]

wtf is netto sounds cool