..a bird in the hand...... - Page 2 - erutufon|nofuture

Jeniffer Mills · 25th November 2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by kupsch

They that dance must pay the fiddler

kupsch · 25th November 2006

A bonnie gryce may mak an ugly sow

terminal viscosity · 25th November 2006

A leaky ship needs muckle pumpin.

kupsch · 25th November 2006

A beggar's wallet is a mile to the bottom

terminal viscosity · 25th November 2006

Every man to his taste, as the man sayed when he kiss'd his cou.

kupsch · 25th November 2006

A bark frae a teethless dog is as gude as a bite

Jeniffer Mills · 25th November 2006

Die dümmsten bauern haben die fettesten kartoffeln--> The dumbest farmers have the fattest potatoes...

kupsch · 25th November 2006

A fisherman's walk--twa steps and overboard

aleks · 25th November 2006

dumm fickt gut!

Jeniffer Mills · 26th November 2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by aleks

dumm fickt gut!

...Intelligent fickt besser...

aleks · 26th November 2006

je rostiger das dach desto feuchter der keller

**V Knid esq** · 26th November 2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by kupsch

They that dance must pay the fiddler

If that were true, I'd be a much richer DJ.

I love a good proverb - horses for courses, swings and roundabouts, nnature of the beast etc etc... a girlfriend in sweden is a girlfriend indeeden... crisp packets and scotsmen flock together.... laugh and the laugh worlds with you, wank in a shop doorway and you make new friends.... a stitch in time makes time a bit more tangled up in thread......

adsr · 26th November 2006

It is better to have loved and lost
than never to have loved at all....

***whoever came up w/ that one
is a stupid muther fucker...

..

Irrungenwirrungen · 26th November 2006

Rusty roof, damp cellar

26th November 2006

hahaha... hmmm... ginger chicks

Irrungenwirrungen · 26th November 2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by JonnySpeed

hahaha... hmmm... ginger chicks

Oops...just realised that Aleks has put it in German further up the page- great minds think alike.

aleks · 26th November 2006

**V Knid esq** · 26th November 2006

It's better to have loved and lost than to get stabbed upside the face.

garew · 26th November 2006

Hey Dad, lets run down there and fuck one of them. Son, lets walk down there and fuck them all.

26th November 2006

sarf laandan rules: don't get shot up by some bad man wiv a uzi init

aleks · 26th November 2006

eins ist keins = one is none . that´s what i tell myself when i take pills!

Jeniffer Mills · 26th November 2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by aleks

eins ist keins = one is none . that´s what i tell myself when i take pills!

"auf einem bein kann man nicht stehen"--> you can`t stand on one leg........ That one would fit more for you aleks.....

love_tempo · 26th November 2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by terminal viscosity

If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers

my next door neighbour is full of demented sayings like that. My favourite one of his is "if you left him, the tinkers wouldn't take him." Meaning that someone/something is utterly useless.

AVX23 · 26th November 2006

drinkin' beer and smoking weed is like pissing in the wind.

don't fear the reaper.

gypsy_cream · 26th November 2006

its a braw bricht moonlicht nicht the nicht

AVX23 · 26th November 2006

heh heh - that reminds me c - the nights are fair drawin' in

fortycoats · 27th November 2006

If all else fails, sleep with your mother

When you go to a donkey's house, don't talk about ears

Don't be a baker if your head is made of butter

An uninvited guest is worse than the Mongol invasion

A drunk's ass has no master

A bad dancer has trouble with his balls

Better a red face than a black heart

adsr · 27th November 2006

if it don't apply,
let it slide..

if you pet a puppy it will lick your face,
if you pet a bitch it will bite your ass...

*wheezer* · 27th November 2006

wo die liebe hinfällt, bleibt sie liegen - auch wenn es ein haufen mist ist.

where love falls, it remains - even if its a dungheap.

27th November 2006

yo mamma's so fat...

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kupsch Registered Erutufon Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: glasgow Posts: 369	A bonnie gryce may mak an ugly sow
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terminal viscosity . Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 1,285	A leaky ship needs muckle pumpin.
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kupsch Registered Erutufon Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: glasgow Posts: 369	A beggar's wallet is a mile to the bottom
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terminal viscosity . Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 1,285	Every man to his taste, as the man sayed when he kiss'd his cou.
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kupsch Registered Erutufon Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: glasgow Posts: 369	A bark frae a teethless dog is as gude as a bite
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Jeniffer Mills back4abit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: berlin Posts: 6,512	Die dümmsten bauern haben die fettesten kartoffeln--> The dumbest farmers have the fattest potatoes...
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aleks what? Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 3,569	dumm fickt gut!
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aleks what? Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 3,569	je rostiger das dach desto feuchter der keller
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adsr FUNK YOU Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: over the hills and thru the woods Posts: 6,184	It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.... ***whoever came up w/ that one is a stupid muther fucker.....
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Irrungenwirrungen Registered Erutufon Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,361	Rusty roof, damp cellar
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V Knid esq Erutufon Subscriber Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Lahndan Taaaahn Posts: 13,436	It's better to have loved and lost than to get stabbed upside the face. ...........................
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garew Registered Erutufon Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,430	Hey Dad, lets run down there and fuck one of them. Son, lets walk down there and fuck them all.
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26th November 2006	#54
AVX23 黒龍会 Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Under your bed Posts: 2,889	drinkin' beer and smoking weed is like pissing in the wind. don't fear the reaper.
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gypsy_cream LuckyMe♪(*^-^)~~~O0 Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: cacmania Posts: 9,877	its a braw bricht moonlicht nicht the nicht
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27th November 2006	#57
fortycoats fiftypockets Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: flying trick shop Posts: 251	If all else fails, sleep with your mother When you go to a donkey's house, don't talk about ears Don't be a baker if your head is made of butter An uninvited guest is worse than the Mongol invasion A drunk's ass has no master A bad dancer has trouble with his balls Better a red face than a black heart
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wheezer Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Hackney Posts: 7,002	wo die liebe hinfällt, bleibt sie liegen - auch wenn es ein haufen mist ist. where love falls, it remains - even if its a dungheap. ........................... Dawn appeared, fresh and rosy fingered
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