Busy bodies

[hobo]

I sit beside a woman at work (in her 50's) and all day she interogates me. asks me stupid questions about every aspect of my life. Today I got to work and said oh I've had a terrible sleep last night, I feel awful and she said 'oh and you've got a really big spot on your forehead'. I'm considering going out and buying something sharp from victor morris round the corner at lunch time.

[Daddys Girl]

What would an office be without the busy-body?

I'm sure it's some kind of way of filling a void in their lives by asking / nosing around other peoples

[hobo]

yep, just back from her tea break and she asked me if i had results of my tests from the hospital back. i said no and she said oh its been a while when will you find out, she was practically shaking with nosiness excitement.

[terminal viscosity]

she doesnt sound like a busy body, she sounds like a cunt.
if its any consolation i also have a massive spot on my forehead today.

[hobo]

that makes me feel better. can i squeeze it tomorrow when i see you?

[terminal viscosity]

of course not

[hobo]

spoil sport

[Daddys Girl]

Originally Posted by hobo

yep, just back from her tea break and she asked me if i had results of my tests from the hospital back. i said no and she said oh its been a while when will you find out, she was practically shaking with nosiness excitement.

super nosey there.... oh dear.

[hobo]

yesterday she looked over my shoulder as i was filling out a credit check for my new job and demanded to know why i wasn;'t on the voters roll and tried to get me to phone up there and then to get put on it.

[thepigjockey]

My friend just left his job 'cos of one of those. That's not very helpful is it? What DG said about voids makes complete sense though.

I once worked with a woman who enjoyed telling everyone her most intimate medical problems including the fact that she had 2, ahem, vaginas . wtf? I think she expected some kind of gossip etc. in return but that can't really be improved upon can it?

[terminal viscosity]

2 vaginas you say? my god, shes a walking talking 4-way money tree

[hobo]

if the busy body had 2 fannys, i would probably like her more but the most interesting thing she has to say is about her hampers she is ordering from marks for christmas.

[thepigjockey]

My mum has a busybody neighbour. She tells her made up stuff and then waits to see how long it takes to spread around the village.

[terminal viscosity]

have you asked her how many shes got?

[Daddys Girl]

Double vagina? - Jesus... somethings do not need to be discussed in the office!

There are 2 people like that in the office I work in (busy bodies - not double vagina!), and it can be a real pain having to deal with them. There have been instances where if you tell even the boss something in confidence, it gets out!

[terminal viscosity]

id recommend keeping the number of sets of genitalia you have under wraps, so to speak

[hobo]

I have a spare vagina on my hip.





(not really but i wish i did)

[FiST]

Originally Posted by thepigjockey

My friend just left his job 'cos of one of those. That's not very helpful is it? What DG said about voids makes complete sense though.

I once worked with a woman who enjoyed telling everyone her most intimate medical problems including the fact that she had 2, ahem, vaginas . wtf? I think she expected some kind of gossip etc. in return but that can't really be improved upon can it?

got any pics ?

[AVX23]

learn how to fart - or swear loudly and shake your fist at your screen when she comes near.

[kams]

Originally Posted by terminal viscosity

she doesnt sound like a busy body, she sounds like a cunt.

cunts??

[terminal viscosity]

yeah, shes a right pair of cunts

[hobo]

I'm in the clear for 20 mins she has been asked to show someone what to do when she is on holiday. poor sod. she is showing them how to answer the telephone......

[Orang Utan]

Why don't you just tell her to shut up and mind her own business?
We have no busybodies here cos they'd get told.

[hobo]

at work i am shy.

[bracket]

Originally Posted by Orang Utan

Why don't you just tell her to shut up and mind her own business?
We have no busybodies here cos they'd get told.

Same here.

Just point her in the direction of this thread hobo.

Job done.

[emef]

Originally Posted by hobo

at work i am shy.

good one, ya just save the venom and bile for your friends eh? cheers

[terminal viscosity]

ha!

[hobo]

no. just you really. just got you to move to glasgow so i could torment you.

[hobo]

Originally Posted by terminal viscosity

ha!

don't know why you're laughing you little worm.

[emef]

Originally Posted by hobo

no. just you really. just got you to move to glasgow so i could torment you.

jeepers, i feel so spesh now