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Old 29th September 2006   #1
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China's only speciality penis emporium

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/programme...nt/5371500.stm

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"Yes," she says. "Big dog's penis..."

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What were you hoping to find when you googled for 'Beijing Penis Emporium', TPJ ?





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Old 29th September 2006   #4
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those dafties!! everybody knows you have to batter and deep fat fry animal cocks for them to be tasty . . . !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!
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that was the strangest thing I read yesterday - the pictures are kinda grim.
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What were you hoping to find when you googled for 'Beijing Penis Emporium', TPJ ?

It was a typo. I meant to type pens. I like pens. Chinese pens.
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Did you read about the bloke in China who had the world's first penis transplant? It was a success physically, but not psychologically - he had it removed cos it freaked him and his wife out too much.





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Old 29th September 2006   #9
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i did read that. they didnt go into much detail about the "psychological trauma" he and his wife were experiencing.

but then if you imagine trying to ride your wife with only a corpses todger to your name, it becomes quite clear where the problems arose
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Quite. I bet she said 'you're not coming anywhere near me with that'





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Quite. I bet she said 'you're not coming anywhere near me with that'

Plus there would be all the confusion as to who was getting turned on by your wife, you or the previous owner cos these things do have a mind of their own.
And how weird would it be when the new little head starts making loads of bad decisions after a few pints and getting the bloke into trouble.





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These things really shouldn't be thought about. Orang, Patrick, T, think about something else, please. Like Cliff.
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cliff demonstrating "the shocker" technique, yesterday
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