Celebrity sex guilty pleasures - erutufon|nofuture

**V Knid esq** · 14th September 2006

Who do you get hard/moist for that you really don't feel you should?

me: Martine McCutcheon

**thembuzz** · 14th September 2006

i could fill a book on this subject. off the top of me head... christine hamilton

bet my rep'll take a heavy blow for that revelation

big raff · 14th September 2006

Nadia Sawalha

(quite chuffed to admit this on post 1000)

kams · 14th September 2006

Kirsty from Location Location Location

15th September 2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by V Knid esq

Who do you get hard/moist for that you really don't feel you should?

me: Martine McCutcheon

present for you joe. I saw her first. hubba hubba. i love 'er

http://www.guysworld.demon.co.uk/gal...mmcutcheon.htm

**WON'T DO IT** · 15th September 2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by thembuzz

i could fill a book on this subject. off the top of me head... christine hamilton

bet my rep'll take a heavy blow for that revelation

haha go to your room!

**Loz** · 15th September 2006

oh god, she looks just like my ex in that picture

**Loz** · 15th September 2006

as for me, I have a not-so-guilty thing for Gillian Anderson.

But I do fancy half the women on BBC Breakfast. Carol Kirkwood

Susannah Streeter

and Julia Botfield, although she just got married

big raff · 15th September 2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loz

Carol Kirkwood

this woman infuriates me with her violent inhalations between words

adsr · 15th September 2006

I was going to say Beck, but Paddy ruined that fantasy for me..

I'm currently searching for a new celebrity sex idol to replace him with...
I'm considering the actor that plays the part Bullock/Montana on Deadwood, but I don't know what he looks like w/ out his cowboy attire...so he's
in consideration at the moment...

and already on the list is:
Adrian Brody - such cuteness...

oops, forgot to add my image: I can't really see if this works, but..:

http://images.google.com/images?q=tb...nbrody0057.jpg

*Spandex* · 15th September 2006

hmmm... it's slightly quicker to list the few celebrities who don't give me a wrong-on.

1) Ann Widdecombe
2) Christine Hamilton WHAT IN GOD'S NAME ARE YOU THINKING THEMBUZZ??

**spoon** · 15th September 2006

benazir bhutto

adsr · 15th September 2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by spoon

benazir bhutto

pic please..

I wanna see what kind of chics you fancy, spoon..

*I know I can google the name and get pics myself, but I'd rather you pick out the pic that best represents the object of your infatuation....

**spoon** · 15th September 2006

she's getting on a bit now and i wouldn't call it an infatuation, but she was on tv during the week and she looked very well indeed i thought

JE:5 · 15th September 2006

The MILF in the 80's bisto adverts.

thepigjockey · 15th September 2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by kams

Kirsty from Location Location Location

Quote from Viz's 'Borderline Boilers' column:

Quote:

If she could see her way to giving my extension the once-over," writes Ogilvy Mather of Berwick-on-Tweed "I'd happily gazump all over her desirable frontage and original features.

**hektor ruiez** · 15th September 2006

**hektor ruiez** · 15th September 2006

raaaarrrrr

grabs sock....

**hektor ruiez** · 15th September 2006

and

no crib is complete...

kams · 15th September 2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by spoon

benazir bhutto

*Lady E* · 15th September 2006

gordon ramsey

eddie stone from "SAS: are you tough enough?"

May Kasahara · 15th September 2006

Bill Murray.

Never underestimate a man who can make you laugh!

**Tec** · 15th September 2006

I know i shouldn't but i reckon she is absolute dynamite in the sack.

**V Knid esq** · 15th September 2006

Oh Tec NO! I have to say that in a professional capacity I have studied Jodie Marsh in quite some detail, and I am pretty certain that she is a total washout in that department.

Log on to her site - jodiemarsh.tv - and read her blog (you have to 'register' but you can put any old made up email address in, you don't need to confirm it). If by the time you've read 3 or 4 entries you aren't completely turned off by her there's something v v wrong with you and you should report to your nearest normalisation station for chemical castration.

Yer_Maw · 15th September 2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by V Knid esq

I have to say that in a professional capacity I have studied Jodie Marsh in quite some detail, and I am pretty certain that she is a total washout in that department.

oh right. studied her in a profession capacity eh?

**Tec** · 15th September 2006

Like i say, i bet she's a terrific shag.

**emef** · 15th September 2006

ever since she was in playing the field and bad girls i've had the total hots for debra stevenson
so corries even better for me now, i stopped watching bad girls after she went out of it... it was all about shell dockley

(possibly) more tragic is my secret lusting for claire short mp
i think its her nice smile and big boobs that have me mesmerised

**V Knid esq** · 15th September 2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tec

Like i say, i bet she's a terrific shag.

And I bet she's not. I've read her autobiography and her blog at painful length - she's fucked up re sex AND NOT IN A GOOD WAY. I reckon she tries too hard but is actually about as sexy as a bag of bolts.

**V Knid esq** · 15th September 2006

@Emef I'm kinda with you on Claire Short; she's got an easy going way about her too and I think would be great to get drunk with and hey, perhaps one thing might lead to another

Martha Kearney.

Strange dress sense, funny nose, but super brainy in a sexy way.

kams · 15th September 2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tec

Like i say, i bet she's a terrific shag.

you just want to rub your cock on her duck nose don't you?

14th September 2006	#1
V Knid esq Erutufon Subscriber Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Lahndan Taaaahn Posts: 13,436	Celebrity sex guilty pleasures Who do you get hard/moist for that you really don't feel you should? me: Martine McCutcheon ...........................
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thembuzz 60% andy Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: manchest Posts: 9,952	i could fill a book on this subject. off the top of me head... christine hamilton bet my rep'll take a heavy blow for that revelation
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big raff get lost Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: troqueer Posts: 1,535	Nadia Sawalha (quite chuffed to admit this on post 1000)
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kams DJ 10p Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: londoon Posts: 5,392	Kirsty from Location Location Location
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Loz ......................... Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 7,630	oh god, she looks just like my ex in that picture ........................... "If you can't tell what genre the track you're making is you should have your instruments taken away and made to stand in the corner."
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adsr FUNK YOU Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: over the hills and thru the woods Posts: 6,184	I was going to say Beck, but Paddy ruined that fantasy for me.. I'm currently searching for a new celebrity sex idol to replace him with... I'm considering the actor that plays the part Bullock/Montana on Deadwood, but I don't know what he looks like w/ out his cowboy attire...so he's in consideration at the moment... and already on the list is: Adrian Brody - such cuteness... oops, forgot to add my image: I can't really see if this works, but..: http://images.google.com/images?q=tb...nbrody0057.jpg Last edited by adsr : 15th September 2006 at 01:16.
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Spandex Very Bad Dog Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Nottingham Posts: 8,428	hmmm... it's slightly quicker to list the few celebrities who don't give me a wrong-on. 1) Ann Widdecombe 2) Christine Hamilton WHAT IN GOD'S NAME ARE YOU THINKING THEMBUZZ?? ........................... lovely cloakroom. lovely cloaks - barbam nondum video
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spoon & Co. Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 4,604	benazir bhutto
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JE:5 On the edge of darkness Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Bristol Posts: 5,957	The MILF in the 80's bisto adverts.
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hektor ruiez piss artist Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: glasgow Posts: 1,041	........................... noticeable links in being a prik
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hektor ruiez piss artist Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: glasgow Posts: 1,041	raaaarrrrr grabs sock.... ........................... noticeable links in being a prik
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hektor ruiez piss artist Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: glasgow Posts: 1,041	and no crib is complete... ........................... noticeable links in being a prik
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Lady E Mysterious Girl Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Brighton Posts: 7,918	gordon ramsey eddie stone from "SAS: are you tough enough?"
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May Kasahara circus of values Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Amid the hair Posts: 1,457	Bill Murray. Never underestimate a man who can make you laugh!
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Tec Acrue Hardware Specialist Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 5,387	I know i shouldn't but i reckon she is absolute dynamite in the sack. ........................... "Menzies and Calum merked that crew down bruv!" - Menzies and Calum killed those people badly my friend.
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emef grinning Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: fishing on't pier Posts: 12,731	ever since she was in playing the field and bad girls i've had the total hots for debra stevenson so corries even better for me now, i stopped watching bad girls after she went out of it... it was all about shell dockley (possibly) more tragic is my secret lusting for claire short mp i think its her nice smile and big boobs that have me mesmerised
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