adez

[terminal viscosity]

there are people near my work giving away free samples of a new juice drink called adez. i dont know how they expect you to pronounce that, but to me its the same as aids.

anyone for aids juice? go on. taste my aids

[operator]

pour some adez down yer neck...
a mouthful of adez in the morning, perfect way to start the day...
i put 2 cartons of adez in my ex's fridge before we split...
thats some consilation...
it's fuckin horrible by the way...

[gypsy_cream]

gies a swally o yer aids

[shuttlecart]

what are its main constituents?

[terminal viscosity]

"careful, dont guzzle it. oh look, now youve got aids juice all over your chin"

[operator]

i'm swimming earl grey post mdma
think my teeth may move out in disgust...
penny black = hell
if yer gonne get aids anywhere, thats the place...
uuugg

[gypsy_cream]

when does aids juice go out of date? or does it stay fresh for a long period of time

[gypsy_cream]

Originally Posted by operator

i'm swimming earl grey post mdma
think my teeth may move out in disgust...
penny black = hell
if yer gonne get aids anywhere, thats the place...
uuugg

crivvens

you been on a mission lately

[operator]

Originally Posted by shuttlecart

what are its main constituents?

soya and concentrated fruit juice
and a lock of magic johnson's chest hair...

[terminal viscosity]

has anyone else noticed all operators posts look like haiku poetry?


approved.

[shuttlecart]

could i have a vodka and aids please?

[operator]

Originally Posted by gypsy_cream

crivvens

you been on a mission lately

the world needs heroes like me...

anyhow it's just fun...

i like fun....

it's fun...

[gypsy_cream]

i wholeheartedly agree lewis

[shuttlecart]

Originally Posted by terminal viscosity

has anyone else noticed all operators posts look like haiku poetry?


approved.

so they do..clever little blighter...approved aussi

[terminal viscosity]

Originally Posted by gypsy_cream

crivvens

amazing patter. also approved

[operator]

it's not a whole lot of fun now likes!
i'll put the keys in the fun engine in a couple of hours...
party in my brain! wrrooomm

[gypsy_cream]

goin oot tonight?

[gypsy_cream]

i approve of this thread

[AVX23]

Lew = warrior poet approved, and good morning sir heh heh

[operator]

Originally Posted by gypsy_cream

goin oot tonight?

i'll be turnin on the fun radar...
feeling beer garden/meadows/ bedlam theatre etc...

anything gud on?

[gypsy_cream]

not really

think im gona go along to dj bone at liquid rooms

[operator]

oh aye...
i'm guessin that could be cool...
i'll probably be talking to a pond by then if everything goes to no plan...

[gypsy_cream]

just say you were talkin to the ducks if someone catches you

[operator]

i'll mind that...
as long as i'm not 'feeding the ducks' in public i reckon i'll be ok...

[soulcheck]

"Aids for Africa" was the strangest slogan i saw in UK.

[operator]

Wanted to call my band in art college "Live Aids".
No one else was up for it because it's insensitive and would invoke reprocussions...
reprocussions are things pussies worry about...

[terminal viscosity]

i am now sipping on a carton of aids.