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Old 14th August 2006   #1
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Fat People

Everyone is human. Some people have genetic fat retention disorder.

Some people eat too much.

Why do fat people make me angry? When i see them i think. YTOu fat cunt stop eating too much.
 
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Old 14th August 2006   #2
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haha i'll give it a try

why would we make you so angry though?
surely with whats happening in israel, wasting your energy over peoples excess fat is a bit pointless

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Old 14th August 2006   #3
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I agree... but not folk I know.

actually that's a lie I'm always slagging of my mates beer guts
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Old 14th August 2006   #4
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maybe hitler had the right idea... get rid of the spazzies and the fatties
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Old 14th August 2006   #5
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philie, you are usually angry about most things.
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Old 14th August 2006   #6
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edit. i made a mistake

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google have been threatening media outlets with legal action if they continue to use the brand name as a verb

http://www.brandrepublic.com/bulleti...ts-brand-name/


FAT BASTARDS. I think the word google was about before google
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Old 14th August 2006   #8
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FAT BASTARDS.

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Old 14th August 2006   #9
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FAT BASTARDS.

i'm fat and i never knew my father
so for me thats doubly funny
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Old 14th August 2006   #10
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emef. how fat r u. could u give us a daily breakdown of ur consumption ?
 
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Old 14th August 2006   #11
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not as fat as i was, 3 stone lighter than when i met you
still officially a fat cunt though
this thread has me splitting my widesides
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Old 14th August 2006   #12
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can u tell us what a dialy eat/drink 4 u would b?
 
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Old 14th August 2006   #13
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well obviously before i used to eat till my wages ran out
but now its 4 sweetex on a cracker, 3 times a day
sick that up, wash away the biley taste with water, then sick that up
seems to work
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Old 14th August 2006   #14
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Emef, cant u be serious for just once?

ok, what did u have to eat yesturday (sunday)?
 
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Old 14th August 2006   #15
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you can't be serious, why should i?
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Old 14th August 2006   #16
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Ok, I'll go first.

i had one packet of crisps, some pecan nuts, a yougurt
a pie, potatos and greeen beans. 2 slices of toast
water, cups of tea and a curly wurly.
i also had a sandwich.
 
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Old 14th August 2006   #17
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cornflakes, soup, noodles, lots of cups of coffee, lots of cigarettes
the coffee and cigarettes are the key to forgetting about the dreaded fooood
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Old 14th August 2006   #18
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What did you have for dinner?
 
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cornflakes for brekki, soup for dinner, noodles for tea
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Old 14th August 2006   #20
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Then why are you fat?
 
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Old 14th August 2006   #21
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Quote:
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i'm fat and i never knew my father
so for me thats doubly funny


I'm a skinny cunt... which is funny cause everyone used to have ago untill I was 18 n now they all say nothing as I sink my 8th pint of premium larger.
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Then why are you fat?

because i ate like it was going out of fashion for a long time and got really really really fat then i went on this diet a year and a half ago, now i'm just fat
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my burd thinks I'm fat tho.

wtf: http://www.mattfurey.com/eat_fat_bastards082605.html

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Old 14th August 2006   #24
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phil you cunt - what's it to you that other people are fat. Shallow fucker





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Old 14th August 2006   #25
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phil has no real interest in what he posts, i think he has a rollerdex of subjects
black people, jews, asians, catholics, ginger haired, downs, will be along soon
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Old 14th August 2006   #26
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I am curious as to what make humans eat more than they need.
 
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Old 14th August 2006   #27
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food is tasty
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Old 14th August 2006   #28
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Food is good. Now i don't want to pre-judge but i take it you used to eat a lot of BAD food. good food isn't supposed to be eaten in great amounts Emef.
I take it, crisps, fizzy pop, sweets, chocy is what u mean by food is tasty?
 
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Old 14th August 2006   #29
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food is tasty

very true!

i eat quite a lot of fatty foods and im quite skinny. its all about metabolism innit
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food isn't supposed to be eaten in great amounts Emef.

cheers phil, wish i'd met you 10 years ago
could have saved me a heap of lardarse related grief
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