Global Warming - At Last The Truth!

[joe pinapples]

Yet another reason for us Americans to be proud. Here the ignorant, UNSCIENTIFIC, anti-American freedom hating LIES about global warming are refuted in true USA style, in 2 60 second ads, that answer ALL the questions. Read it and weep tofu-cheese tears all you euro-loving surrender monkeys!

http://streams.cei.org/

We will never give up our precious sweet Uncle Sam sanctioned Carbon Dioxide! Join us in sucking the nearest exhaust pipe . . . forever!!

[spoon]

fuckyeah!

[joe pinapples]

"Suck my Humvee pipe biotech!"

[isoprax]

It's so hard to hate something called Global Warming...it sounds....warming.....nice.... .

If it was called "The Huge Fucking Carbon Dioxide Death Trap That Will Be Your Planet"...people would notice.

just thought I'd mention that

[nempsey]

oh dear

[spoon]

those ads imply all sorts of wacky shit - "the environmentalists want to take away our food and children and huge neon flags!" for example. brilliant!

[joe pinapples]

they imply that the evil environmentalists and their lying pet scientists wish to ruin rich white Americans lifestyles take away all their precious toys and wonderful electrical lights and make them into the equivelant of poor black Africans.

I am so glad I dont live in America.

[Paddy]

can someone explain what happens in these clips please? i have no audio on my shitty mac.

imagine a world were we didn't have huge neon TDK adverts. Imagine a world were our childen had to use mass transport to get to school. Imagine a world were food production was optimised to better suit our expotential population growth, Imagine a world were the goal wasn't to have the biggest house and best GAP clothing.

shit yes... i'll have some of that.

[joe pinapples]

@ niknak - its just mad chat from looneysville. Basically like the Simpsons joke, dont look here, look over there. for instances - "Some Scientists say the Glaciers are actually growing in size. why is this never on the front page of newspapers?" -

[ckpqerjwrpwp]

Originally Posted by joe pinapples

"Some Scientists say the Glaciers are actually growing in size. why is this never on the front page of newspapers?" -

.. they're not getting bigger.. they're just breaking off and getting closer.

[älgjävel]

hahahaha is it a joke?

[spoon]

global warming is all part of god's plan anyway, he's just testing us. like when he buried those dinosaur bones in utah.

[Paddy]

Originally Posted by joe pinapples

@ niknak - its just mad chat from looneysville. Basically like the Simpsons joke, dont look here, look over there. for instances - "Some Scientists say the Glaciers are actually growing in size. why is this never on the front page of newspapers?" -

holy cow, i'm glad i can't watch it, shit like that just makes me angry.

[spoon]

Originally Posted by Numbnuts

.. they're not getting bigger.. they're just breaking off and getting closer.

Father Ted: Now concentrate this time, Dougal. These
[he points to some plastic cows on the table]
Father Ted: are very small; those
[pointing at some cows out of the window]
Father Ted: are far away...

[joe pinapples]

Originally Posted by älgjävel

hahahaha is it a joke?

no its not a joke. but its so close to being satire as to make any mockery of it almost redundant.

[ckpqerjwrpwp]

Originally Posted by spoon

Father Ted: Now concentrate this time, Dougal. These
[he points to some plastic cows on the table]
Father Ted: are very small; those
[pointing at some cows out of the window]
Father Ted: are far away...

heheh... exactly..