bird flu in scotland

[spoon]

you are all going to die! seriously though, get well soon swans.

[Davenport]

remember Rod Hull and Emu. Blud, picture Emu's mouth when its confused. cus thats what my mouth is now son.

[spoon]

was that when the top and bottom parts of his beak were sort of crossed?

[Davenport]

Why u chatting about emus bill in detail son? you a bird vet? Are you a fucking bird vet son? I said are you a fucking bird vet?

[Paddy]

prepare to die everybody.

[joe pinapples]

fucking typical the english always try out everything up here 1st - cf Poll Tax, Smoking ban, and now Avian influenza - word to Westminster, stop the nonsense!

[Rhys]

Seal off the border.

Scotland on lockdown.

[joe pinapples]

Watch as half the entire population of Edinburgh goes home in fear.

[gypsy_cream]

is that true?

[Paddy]

is what true, the avian flu thing? yes, it's true.

and jp is probably half right about the edinburgh population thing.

[Sway]

we've the H5N1 bird flu virus in germany (the bad type of it - like in asia)

they found it at a poultry farm and slaughtered about 16.000 birds.
guess it will get worse in spring, when all the birds come back from the south

[joe pinapples]

i@niknak @ gypsy cream - if yer lucky they wont come back.

I have an idea, if all the busking pipers in edinburgh and glasgow can all syncronise pipes at, say, 5.05 exactly [as every one with a job is leaving work] and all attempt to hit the high note of C perhaps all migrating birds will be to fearty to land and the land of Wallace and Bruce will be spared this plague which is going to KILL US ALL.

It must be true that this is serious because it was on the front page of the Daily Mail and they never scaremonger.

[Paddy]

i've been told that if all the pipers in scotland hit a collective b sharp at exactly 4.29 on the summer solstice then all the infected birds will explode, thus wiping out avian flu in it's entirety and the scots saving the human race.

that's what shereen nanjiani said on the news the other day anyway.

[darrell]

They have just found two dead swans in a Glasgow City Council park, so the news broadcaster on the radio was saying

[Davenport]

millions of human lives at risk.

Good luck from Sad sack.

[joe pinapples]

Originally Posted by niknak

i've been told that if all the pipers in scotland hit a collective b sharp at exactly 4.29 on the summer solstice then all the infected birds will explode, thus wiping out avian flu in it's entirety and the scots saving the human race.

I can just see the 'Wha's like Us' teatowels on the royal mile updated for 2007 - "Folk dinnae ken but we Scots invented - t.v., radio, cars, hats, lego, hot water bottles, AND THE CURE FOR THE KILLER BIRD FLU, gladstone capes, wellies, penicillon, runrig . . ."

[Jeniffer Mills]

Originally Posted by Sway

we've the H5N1 bird flu virus in germany (the bad type of it - like in asia)

they found it at a poultry farm and slaughtered about 16.000 birds.
guess it will get worse in spring, when all the birds come back from the south

..I just spotted a dove sneezing at my window....

you girls must be really scared.

[gypsy_cream]

I'm Glad I Dont Have Budgies Anymore

[Jeniffer Mills]

Originally Posted by JonnySpeed

you girls must be really scared.

`fcourse, their called "birds" in your country.....

[joe pinapples]

right enough the birds in fife are shocking etc etc

edit/ fuck that bmp didnt work. damn the internets!

[skosh]

Originally Posted by gypsy_cream

I'm Glad I Dont Have Budgies Anymore

R.I.P. mulligan and o'hare

we aint safe tho, cos the cats can catch it eh

[gypsy_cream]

can they?

[skosh]

Originally Posted by gypsy_cream

can they?

well they can catch birds

dinnae worry tho they said aids would kill us all in the 80s and we're still aive so it'll be alright

[gypsy_cream]

cats canny catch bird flu

[ckpqerjwrpwp]

Everything will be fine.
Everything will be fine.
Everything will be fine.
Everything will be fine.
Everything will be fine.
Everything is going to be fine.

[Paddy]

yes they can two cats died from it recently.

[gypsy_cream]

oh ok then

[Yer_Maw]

a nursery schoolin edinburgh didnt give the children chicken for lunch today beacuse of this.

Absolute fucking arsehole idiots.

[Whuffle]

aren't newspapers fantastic! Apparently, they know that the swans died of avian flu, before the people testing them have finished their tests!