International Eric Clapton Record Chucking day
At last A real solution to your Eric Clapton record storage problems......
O.K. Ere we go ....... I bet not many of you are aware that this August bank holiday weekend is the "First International Eric Clapton Record Chucking day!!!!!" The Event will be taking place in Cornwall all levels of skill and ages are welcome, The current World record stands at 4.27metres for a copy of Eric Claptons live rainbow concert L.P.!! (I have a very small garden to practice in!) All you need to join in this prestigious event are something to chuck with(arms/legs/mechanical thowing devices or a motor driven device) and something to chuck... Eric Clapton records can be found in that dark dank corner of your "I dont know why I own this " section of your record collection, or somewhwere nearer the front of your dads collection, failing that, these records are regularly available in your local charity shop between the "breakthrough in stereophonic sound" lps and the "top TV Themes" L.P.'s.....PAY NO MORE THAN 50p! Anyone intersted in competing this year can contact me through myspace.com...... I look forward to hearing from you all.....get practicing.... happy chucking. Rev Damien Thorn......
Rev Damien Thorn is a mate of mine, now living in Cornwall. And for those of you who might have been in the Bedfordshire area in the mid to late 90s, he is the guy who used to run the Gangster Dolphin Free Parties.
"If you can't tell what genre the track you're making is you should have your instruments taken away and made to stand in the corner."