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Captain Kirk in Kidney Milestone
William Shatner has sold a kidney stone that came out his body to GoldentPalace.com for $25,000. This is the same utter buffoons who bought the toast jesus off of ebay and paid a woman to get a tattoo on her face.
The stone was so big, Shatner said, "you'd want to wear it on your finger." "If you subjected it to extreme heat, it might turn out to be a diamond," he added... GoldenPalace.com originally offered $15,000 for the stone but Shatner turned it down, noting that his "Star Trek" tunics have commanded more than $100,000.  Makes me proud to be American! |
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18th January 2006
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The Shat is donating the money to his favourite charity, Habitat for Humanity, though. Good on him.
........................... "If you can't tell what genre the track you're making is you should have your instruments taken away and made to stand in the corner." |
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Yes he isn't a monetarily greedy man when it comes to selling his disgusting body by-products. Unlike Leonard Nimoy who sells his pubes at Star Trek conventions as 'Vulcan Sex-Food' - he is sick!
 "I sell pubes to all-comers!" |
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The Shat never takes himself seriously (well, not for a while, anyway) which is why I like him.
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18th January 2006
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he probaly should. Have you heard him sing?
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his version of Pulp's Common People is genius
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I thought Kidney stones got zapped with ultrasound and then you passed them out through your urinary tract?
Unless rich people get to avoid the horrendous pain and just have them surgically removed, or maybe he just a whole kidney whipped out... |
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SELL OUT
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In the bad old days they pulled them straight out through your cock didn't they? I have a feeling they still do sometimes. |
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if they're really big, usually they'll resort to keyhole surgery to get them out as quickly as possible ........................... "If you can't tell what genre the track you're making is you should have your instruments taken away and made to stand in the corner." |
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As for Shatners singing - his best song has got to be the Cirano De Bergerac Monolgue - "gentlemen I Thank YOU!"
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