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10th December 2005
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satan
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Annefrankingmachine
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My Weird Night (last night)
so i meet this guy in the club and he seems nice so we go back to his for lusty sex and while i'm getting it i shit myself.
So... I'm obviously quite embarrassed about this so i goto the bath room to clean myself up. When i come back into the room the guy is playing with my shit and rubbing it on him. It turns out that previously in the club he had spiked my drink with laxative because he loved shit so much. I didn't know what to do so i just kinda went with it. |
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10th December 2005
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please
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: On the floor.
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did he freeze it and use it as a jobbie dildo?
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10th December 2005
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satan
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Annefrankingmachine
Posts: 415
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Honestly the state of some people's imaginations...
No he most certainly did not freeze it and use it as a jobbie dildo. That would be disgusting. He merely used it (the excrement that is) as ointment for our skin. |
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10th December 2005
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please
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: On the floor.
Posts: 6,521
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kind of like fake tan?
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10th December 2005
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back4abit
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: berlin
Posts: 6,511
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Was his name Phil by chance?? |
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10th December 2005
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Erutufon Subscriber
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Lahndan Taaaahn
Posts: 12,206
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This is known as Iglooing. Apparently Lisa Stansfield is a fan of it. @Annefrankingmachine - was it actually a problem, or not? Were you worried about flies? |
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11th December 2005
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technojunglette
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: edinburgh
Posts: 2,650
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next time tell him you'd rather poke yourself in the eye with a frozen jobby
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11th December 2005
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<<<<:>>>>
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Důn Čideann
Posts: 9,578
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it's also known as spacedocking. i always knew stansfiesld was a dirty bitch. anyway, my weird night consisted of watching coffee and cigarettes, save the green planet and bubba ho-tep. weird cos i didn't go out and get pissed. |
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11th December 2005
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Erutufon Subscriber
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Lahndan Taaaahn
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I stayed in and got righteously pissed on my own, which should have been sad and sordid but was actually fucking lovely. As mentioned in the what are you listening to thread, I'd just recovered the bulk of my record collection from Brighton where they'd been languishing for years, so I had so many wonderful lost classics to listen to, and I basked in a hot bath listening to DJ Harvey mix sets and downing cans of Kroney.
Then I rubbed my own faeces all up and down my face. Last edited by V Knid esq : 11th December 2005 at 17:42. |
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11th December 2005
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bukkake emoticon tbh
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: norfLDN
Posts: 4,695
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I got gang raved Friday night. A bit of 2CE and it was game over. That was a bit weird....
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11th December 2005
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Just add a gabber kick
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: San Francisco, CA
Posts: 7,210
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this is fucking nasty in realist terms. for fucks sake, shit rubbin!? jesus fucking christ, you brits are weird
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11th December 2005
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biff
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: broadwater
Posts: 1,302
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i got drunk, had a small amount of industrial-strength gak, played lots of michael jackson records at a child-protection social workers xmas party, and got harassed by an agressive bull-dye ("have you any other GENRES"). that was weird (but fun).
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12th December 2005
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Fresh Member
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: edge city
Posts: 7
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2 flies sitting on a peice of shit..
1 of them farts.. the other one replies "do you mind, i'm eating". anne frank, really...... |
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