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Old 14th September 2005   #1
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Cunts Corner

You may well have already seen it and I know it's childish and nasty and just plain wrong, but :

Cunts Corner

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Old 14th September 2005   #2
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Tim Westwood

"Oh, for fuck's sake you lanky streak of piss. You're from East Anglia not Compton, your dad was a vicar or somesuch not a crack dealer, and if my face were that ugly I wouldn't plaster it all over my wheels. And yes, this is a diss. For real. Is it cause you is white? No it's cause you're a cunt."

 
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Old 14th September 2005   #3
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There's a lot of anger there...
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Old 14th September 2005   #4
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amazing

"Arts Council Cos they spend all their so-called 'grass roots funding' on safe, established artists who are mates of theirs, who then use that money to fund projects that aren't related to the grant, leaving 'real' grass roots artists to ONCE AGAIN fund themselves, but ultimately widening the chasm between those that have, and those that have not.

Middle class, pashmina-clad, bourgeois cunts!"

sounds like the site was made by a bitter artschool post grad... that will be me next year!
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Old 14th September 2005   #5
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Directed anger can be a good thing, sure?
 
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"Hey Jude If I ever hear this song again I'm going to shit myself on purpose."

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There's a lot of anger there...

Anger/humour. Depends on your perspective I suppose. But I think the main aim is to be funny, first and foremost.





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Old 14th September 2005   #8
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I mean, how is this not funny ?

Masturbation
As much as we all love it, to get caught by your girlfriend's sister whilst wearing a pair of her panties on your face when you thought everyone was out is the cunt of all cunts





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Old 14th September 2005   #9
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that is completely full of love and its very poetic especially the iteration in "pair of panties"

 
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that is completely full of love and its very poetic especially the iteration in "pair of panties"


its funny cos it probably happened and we've all got similar stories to tell... well kind of...
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I fucking see you. Stop messing with my food, and getting all my friends to say I'm imagining it.

I'm on to you, you shadowy cunts.


Darth Vader

He's only got one arm and both his legs are chopped off below the knees.

I'm surprised Paul McCartney's not married the cunt by now.





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Old 14th September 2005   #12
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"Hey Jude If I ever hear this song again I'm going to shit myself on purpose."


I agree with this statement.





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This is a great one, too:

Alistair McGowan
The only impression you can do is that of a cunt. To be fair it's really accurate. Cunt.

I don't think he's that bad, but it's still funny.





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i thought the abuse hitler got was a bit strong...




























































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Old 14th September 2005   #15
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This site is addictive.

Rebecca Loos
Apart from pig-wanking, just what do you actually do?





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Dogs walking along by themselves:

Where are they going? Sinister cunts.
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They're just on a long leash the deviant little mongrels.
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The Tories finally killed the country. Tony Blair killed the Labour Party. Man Utd won everything. Sky took football away from the people. Britpop took over. Chris Evans made lots of money. I failed my A-levels. Euro 96 cuntiness.

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That [edit] cunt that always comes in my local. "DEEE VEEE DEEE". In a high pitched voice. Fuck off cunt and shove those shit copies up your arse you cunt.

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Old 14th September 2005   #20
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Art Students

Thank fuck your parents are rich, cos what cunt out there's hiring someone with an art degree? It's about as useful as transparent tippex, and so are you.






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I went to school with this cunt and he wasn't funny then. But he was gay. Now the cunt is trying to shag anyone who moves... but as anyone who knows him knows, deep down he'd rather be chugging cock. Get over it fatboy and come out of the closet. Cunt.

David Walliams.





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Old 14th September 2005   #22
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Made one great film and fucked off back into obscurity. One-trick-pony cunt.
 
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Big Chill Festival Goers

I have never met such a limp-wristed, urban-hippified, drug(and hence fun)-free Cuntondon-filled bag of pissflappingcuntybawls. One vegan-lesbian-soya-milk-drinking-cunt-of-all-cunts even asked me not to fucking swear, the CUNT. Of course, I apologised profusely for being a fucking cunt enjoying my-fucking-self at a fucking-music-fucking-festival. See you all on tuesday, next year, cunts. And yes, I will be staying in the quiet-cunts-corner, with a 50Kw rig, some Sepultura and a weeks worth of speed just to make sure I can keep you all awake forever. C-U-N-T-S.

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damn this guy personifies "takes one to know one" CUNT.
 
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this is my new favourite-ist site ever.

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Mark Bell (LFO) - addendum

He's worked with his heroes, produced mega-selling records for Depeche Mode etc, but he is still 100% down-to-earth, still lives in and loves Leeds, still DJs and anonymously plays his own tracks in little clubs just for the sheer love of it. Top lad.

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Mark Bell (LFO) - addendum

He's worked with his heroes, produced mega-selling records for Depeche Mode etc, but he is still 100% down-to-earth, still lives in and loves Leeds, still DJs and anonymously plays his own tracks in little clubs just for the sheer love of it. Top lad.

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Old 15th September 2005   #29
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Miss Dy-na-mi-te-e-e-e

The thing is...she's just not that smart is she? and we're gonna get a good 10 years of her singing about herself (unless one of her brothers shoots her).

brilliant.





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!!!

Those cunts at MoldovanWives.com took ?25 of me for admin. fees and another ?100 for a "temporary girlfriend visa" and the bitch still never showed up at Gatwick when I went to pick her up.

Cunts





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