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24th December 2004
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If you could marry someone off the telly?
It could have to be...
Fearn Cotton, off kids TV or Sally Phillips, off Alan Partridge |
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24th December 2004
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Fearn Cotton is definitely worth it, but I'd have to re-educate her music tastes.
But I've had a crush on Gillian Anderson since 1996. ........................... "If you can't tell what genre the track you're making is you should have your instruments taken away and made to stand in the corner." |
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24th December 2004
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I'm not a huge fan of stalk the celebrity but I reckon I'd go for Cat Deeley.
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24th December 2004
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urgh, I think she's a horrid little human being. someone I know met her at a swanky party in london. apparently she's incredibly vile.
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24th December 2004
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Spirit of 69
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: glasgow
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---- fearn cotton and cat deeley,give me dot cotton and cat slater ,the only two headturners on the box these days
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24th December 2004
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get lost
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: troqueer
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are you mad? mind you, huge funbags and a wobbly erse. |
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24th December 2004
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a.d.d. member
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Clapton
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Daisy Donovan. Woof! Can we do films-stars? Scarlett Johansson. Roaar!
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24th December 2004
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I wish C4 would get a grip and put Drop the Dead Donkey back on tv, it's been years since I've seen any episodes.
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24th December 2004
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empire state human
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: edinburgh
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It's been on paramount comedy recently. I'm nursing a rather shameful crush on David Walliams, wouldn't want to marry him though.
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24th December 2004
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funnily enough, my nickname on another message board is Daisy Donovan. Thanks to a long and ultimately unsatisfying story, which I won't bore you with here.
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24th December 2004
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60% andy
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: manchest
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lauren laverne. miquita off popworld. ooh, and kirsty young
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27th December 2004
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me thinks it would be rude not to, eh? well if she's up for it and asks politely. |
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27th December 2004
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monster
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: ashtraylia
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paris hilton
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28th December 2004
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The Thread King
Join Date: May 2002
Location: In Exile!
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I was thinking of starting a professional stalking service. It would be open to celebrities and normal people alike. But I imagine it could be just the thing to raise the profile of a falling star, or boost the ego of someone with low self-esteem - you know let them know that someone cares about them. There's three levels of service.
Bronze: A distinct sense that something creepy, or someone creepy could be watching you. Silver: Same as above with periodic, but brief interaction - crap chat-up lines on late night buses or trains. Gold: The works: Letters in the post, person watching you outside your house. Actual break-ins, knicker snatching etc - would all be added extras or part of our Premium Bespoke stalking service. Oh, yeah - call me weird - Margherita Taylor, quite fancy her, but probably because she's like Minnie Driver (mind you she's looking a bit old these days). Oh and Helena Bonham Carter... |
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28th December 2004
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60% andy
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: manchest
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liza tarbuck. she's dirty as fuck, i just know it
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28th December 2004
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våll tjäften!
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: stockholm, sweden
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i would marry the tv.
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28th December 2004
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confuzed boy
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: here there and everywhere
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has to pat butcher for me
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28th December 2004
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Registered Erutufon Member
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Athens
Posts: 1,345
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daisy donovan rocks! she's both really funny and a complete hottie. i'd marry her too. |
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28th December 2004
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Erutufon Subscriber
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Lahndan Taaaahn
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I'm all about the McCrirrick.
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29th December 2004
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hard to please anal
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Brixton
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What a legend - blinged up sausage fingers and the dress sense of The Wombles' Great Uncle Bulgaria. Not a very nice man though by all accounts.
........................... I like small speakers. I like tall speakers Power from the needle to the plastic |
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29th December 2004
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Bird on a Bike
Join Date: Mar 2002
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julian rhind-tutt (mac from green wing)
ben anderson (bbc2 - hoildays in the danger zone) |
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2nd January 2005
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Everybody knows your name
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Caaamden Town
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Emily Maitliss, off London Tonight. It used to be Donna Air, but I'm over her since she married that posh twat.
Ultimately though it has to be Rachel Stevens. I know strictly speaking she's a pop star, but S-Club 7 had their own TV show once, so she counts. I've seen her walking through camden quickly (twice). Next time I'm gonna have a crack at her. Offer her a remix or something... |
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2nd January 2005
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The Queen, she's loaded and she won't last for ever.
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3rd January 2005
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60% andy
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: manchest
Posts: 9,952
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cathy dennis! not strictly on telly, but she has been on never mind the buzzcocks
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3rd January 2005
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Very Bad Dog
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Nottingham
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 ... noice............................ lovely cloakroom. lovely cloaks - barbam nondum video |
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3rd January 2005
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Erutufon Subscriber
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Lahndan Taaaahn
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Noooo! Cold, dead eyes! Yuck! now Tina Barratt on the other hand... ...........................
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3rd January 2005
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LuckyMe♪(*^-^)~~~O0
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: cacmania
Posts: 9,877
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finally someone else agrees that r stevens aint all that. |
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3rd January 2005
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MNX GLASGOW
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Glasgow
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i like cold dead eyes
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3rd January 2005
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60% andy
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: manchest
Posts: 9,952
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rachel stevens controlled by cathy dennis like a sinister, erotic puppet... mrowrrrr
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3rd January 2005
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LuckyMe♪(*^-^)~~~O0
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: cacmania
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she needs a punch to straighten her face out. |
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