Laserdicks

imagine your dik was a laser. the end.

[Loz]

like this?

[Daddys Girl]

Originally Posted by Loz

like this?

that picture disturbs me on so many levels.

[emef]

a diy photo loz?

[Loz]

no, just googled laserdick, found that

although, in the interests of sexual equality, perhaps I should find a picture of a plasma-minge

[emef]

perhaps you should, knid is easily riled these days

[Paddy]

[V Knid esq]

I've got fibreoptic pubes if that's any good to you.

[V Knid esq]

And I wasn't riled Emef I was drunk and teasing.

[emef]

ya shoulda said
its been murder on me back the last few days sat on me high horse

[thembuzz]

i imagined my dick was a laser. i accidentally killed everyone i ever cared about. it was shit

[Loz]

Originally Posted by thembuzz

i imagined my dick was a laser. i accidentally killed everyone i ever cared about. it was shit

do you care about your mum and dad?

if so, their deaths prove you are a sick, sick man

[thembuzz]

Originally Posted by Loz

do you care about your mum and dad?

if so, their deaths prove you are a sick, sick man

it's a LASERDICK, you twonk. it burns through my FUCKING PANTS, doesn't it? i only need to FACE my parents to kill them with my laserdick. for fuck's sake...

[emef]

Originally Posted by thembuzz

i only need to FACE my parents

with a hardon?
sick sick sick... there's no depths you wont plumb

[thembuzz]

Originally Posted by emef

with a hardon?
sick sick sick... there's no depths you wont plumb

what about morning wood? no-one can help that

anyway, i didn't say everyone was killed by my laserdick, though, did i? show me where i said that. i didn't. i said they died. i didn't say how. YOU'RE sick. YOU the ones who thought of it, you and loz. not me

[love_tempo]

you'd never be able to go to sleep because when you wake up in the morning the erection would blind you. unless you wore sunglasses in bed.

[Loz]

hehe... thembuzz has a pair of "fucking pants"