Why do men unfasten their belts and undo their trousers at the urinal?

[V Knid esq]

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[Level]

I do this mainly because I just like any excuse to undo my trousers. But now you have made me think about it I probably should just stick to doing it in the ladies toilet.

[Jeniffer Mills]

I used to wonder why is that too...Until most of my jeans don`t have any zip flies anymore, but buttons....so there.

[Loz]

I can still undo my button fly without having to undo the rest of my jeans

[Orang Utan]

Cos it's more comfortable having a piss unfettered and you're less likely to have any drippage.

[JE:5]

I'm not sure, why do most men spit in the urinal before pissing in it?

[V Knid esq]

I just piss in my trousers.

[Level]

Why do some men hold their penis with index finger and thumb but with the palm of the hand towards them?

[dom_90]

Originally posted by JE:5
I'm not sure, why do most men spit in the urinal before pissing in it?

i spit in urinals, this is because i smoke lots and have done for a number of years. i feel it is better to spit in the urinal rather than into an empty pint glass or the floor or summin. i find it odd however that if i do it, then at least one other in the toilet follows suit!

as for pissing technique i would say use the fly.

[JE:5]

It's just that it always seems to strike me as some kind of territorial marking ritual and always seems to be done with a certain amount of aggression. Like a "don't even think about coming anywhere near this urinal whilst i'm pissing" type of thing.

[love_tempo]

steev has the right answer. we should have a poll to see who washes their hands afterwards.

[Orang Utan]

I always use a cubicle if I can - you can't wipe your cock at a urinal

[Loz]

there's a guy at work that doesn't even wash his hands after going for a shit.. very dirty


me, I wash my hands always. Also, am I the only person who will get some dirt on their hands, go into the toilets to wash them, and then because of the water on my hands, suddenly need a piss. Then you have to have a piss, then wash your hands again.

[thomas hooked]

there are some states of undress that are simply wrong. my girl has a full on phobia of people walking around with a tshirt on with nothing on the bottom half. me- i don't feel right standing at a urinal with my penis poking through the zip of my still done up trousers. feels like you've been caught out in some indecent pantaloon gloryhole situation. hence the full unbuttoning.

[kams]

Originally posted by Loz
there's a guy at work that doesn't even wash his hands after going for a shit.. very dirty


me, I wash my hands always. Also, am I the only person who will get some dirt on their hands, go into the toilets to wash them, and then because of the water on my hands, suddenly need a piss. Then you have to have a piss, then wash your hands again.

Do you clean you teeth exactly 17 times before you go to bed. 50 upstrokes and 50 downstrokes each. With a new toothbrush each day?

[bracket]

I never got out of the pre school phase of dropping my pants and trousers down to my ankles whilst taking a slash...

[grobelaar]

Originally posted by love_tempo
steev has the right answer. we should have a poll to see who washes their hands afterwards.

urine is virtually sterile - so need to wash your hands...

[grobelaar]

As to the unbuttoning - I was all for just using the flys - but a lot of my jeans these days, the fly is cut a little too high and it's uncomfortable and clearly traps some pipage as when you go to pop the auld fella back in there's a sudden leakage.

[invisibledan]

i always thought it was just blokes who weren't nimble enough to be able to undo the buttons from midway, and have to do it from the top each time (only cos one of my mates commented and was surprised i could (quite what he was doing noticing my "technique" i dont know))

[thembuzz]

jesus... all these years i've been operating under the mistaken belief that we all had opposable thumbs...

[Paddy]

i never buy jeans with button flys, and i wear my jeans halfway down my arse anyway, so i'm cool with a quick zip down. i find it funny the way most blokes never use the middle urinal, even when the bog's rammed. i'll quite happily breeze in and piss in that middle bog, and look straight at the wall ahead of me. 99.99999999% of the time you can see all these fannies checkin out yer cock, even though they'd be more likely to batter you than admit it.

big poofs.

[invisibledan]

Originally posted by thembuzz
jesus... all these years i've been operating under the mistaken belief that we all had opposable thumbs...

quite

Originally posted by grobelaar


urine is virtually sterile - so need to wash your hands...

Although you may have noticed that it does indeed stink of piss.

[emef]

if ya have to undo your belt to take a piss i think you're going to the wrong toilets.

does the word 'cottage' mean owt to ya?

i just piss through the material o my keks and wear a really long shirt