i have no friends in real life, want to meet up?

I don't know anyone in real life. can anyone meet up with me. We can go to Zeus night club or the new club called Cave that has opened near where i live.

[stu pitaus]

ill shake your hand but no hugging.

im looking for something different. are u black? if my first friend was black i would be like so happy. he could teach me how to rap.

[stu pitaus]

well thats not the best way to look for friends.
phillie t is good at rappin and hes white.
maybe he could be your friend.

[stu pitaus]

shame it didnt work out between us.
you and me.

hey stu man, u up in the breezy windy, sunny chi town, down with my inspiration Common sense. shit id whiste with my hand like a puppet if i thought it would help. Im kinda chilling now, got me a lil' bottle of Miller, an am a suckin' on some Camel light, u know thats how i get down. tv off, lights down, creative 5.1 speakers on the slow mo' its all goodness and pudding.

[pille'ocheoni]

wanna meet?

[Jamoid]

you can buy friends on ebay fairly cheap now.

failing that, i will be your friend, but i wont sleep with you. :(

maybe a kneetouch or shoulder-squeeze with some convincing ...

[stitchey]

not the havig of much friends. i'd fancey goodness and pudding.
stu, good to see you back. chi-town for ckrrks lobo++ reads g
pille', would you wanna organize the 1st annual summer flu w stu?

[Hagbard]

You have to earn friends Thompson.

[stu pitaus]

Originally posted by stitchey
stu, good to see you back. chi-town for ckrrks lobo++ reads g
pille', would you wanna organize the 1st annual summer flu w stu?

not sure what that means. i wouldnt even know how to begin to understand how to fake a somewhat interesting or quality answer to that.

its good to be seen, thanks dude.