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Will O The Wisp
7th March 2004, 12:32
try to search for innocent bmp convert batch (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=bmp+convert+batch&btnG=Google+Search),


as a result you'll receive something like:

"FREE batch bmp convert jpg and cumfiesta free gallery!"
or
"!! batch bmp convert jpg and bedroom web cam personal !! !!"



... this porn busines is everywhere

decadnids
7th March 2004, 12:46
not that weird really as the search result is about converting one image format to another, which is pretty usefull for any net porn connoisseur

Loz
7th March 2004, 12:48
This is one I got sent a few weeks ago

http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=street+sharks&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en&btnG=Google+Search

spot the odd one out

Daddys Girl
7th March 2004, 18:30
I'm guessing it wasn't Sponge-Bob - Square Pants, then....

D_G ;o)

Orang Utan
7th March 2004, 18:44
'Sponge-Bob - Square Pants' - what the hell is this? I see it mentioned on the net all the time but haven't got a clue - is it a children's toy or something?

Daddys Girl
7th March 2004, 18:55
Sponge-Bob - Square Pants is a Nickleodeon Cartoon.
It's kinda funny, but seems to have a rather odd edge to it - it goes down well with adults as much as it does with the kids.... if you can, try and catch an episode.

It comes on ITV on a Friday (I think) on the cITV slot in the afternoons - or if you're lucky enough to have digital, etc, you'll catch it on Nick'.

D_G ;o)

Orang Utan
7th March 2004, 20:20
Ah I see - what were you doing watching cITV in the first place? Are you a student? ;)

Daddys Girl
7th March 2004, 20:24
Originally posted by Orang Utan
Ah I see - what were you doing watching cITV in the first place? Are you a student? ;)


@ University lol

Nah - I don't sit down and watch cITV in the way that you're thinking - but I do know that cITV shows it!!!

D_G ;o)

kozzmich
7th March 2004, 21:26
everyone knows what happens when you type "miserable failure" right? ;)

Orang Utan
7th March 2004, 21:30
You used to be able to type 'ageing wrestlers' in and the only result would be a picture of Cher

Orang Utan
7th March 2004, 21:33
Also type in 'French military victories' and click I'm Feeling Lucky

MUX
8th March 2004, 00:03
yeah sponge bob totally rox

Tim Exile
8th March 2004, 16:30
Originally posted by Orang Utan
Also type in 'French military victories' and click I'm Feeling Lucky

Yeah I remember that one... funnily enough appeared just before all hell broke loose this time last year. Damn those patriotic search engine programmers.

I find in my most frustrated moments that typing made up words or short stupid phrases into google can be very soothing.

Loz
8th March 2004, 18:16
http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&safe=off&q=accuntants

is a good one

Loz
8th March 2004, 18:19
oh, and goolism is great fun

find out what Google knows about you:

http://www.googlism.com/index.htm?ism=loz&type=1

I'm cool, oh yeah



not sure I'm quite so happy about this one, though:

loz is under arrest and being held for an indefinite period by the fashion police??

hippy
8th March 2004, 19:16
loz is under arrest and being held for an indefinite period by the fashion police??

lol - have you started wearing your new glam threads out of the house then loz?