yes! it's a woman!!

[marcel]

http://mr-44557.v-mirror.spb.ru/prikol/pics/p1/gas.jpg lol

[emef]

hoho brilliant, cos women are such terrible drivers and stupid to boot, i get it.

i wonder why their car insurance is cheaper than mens though? weird !

have they got any hilarious black, asian and jew stereotypes on that website too? i bet they`re a real hoot.

[V Knid esq]

Q Why are women so bad at parking?

A. They can't judge distances because they're always being told that this:

<-------------------------------------------------------->
is 9 inches.

[emef]

post modern ironic jim davidson, i love it. :-p

[marcel]

Originally posted by emef
hoho brilliant, cos women are such terrible drivers and stupid to boot, i get it.

woohoo, pc. sorry, stereotypes are stupid, of course. but its still funny. and i have to say that at least here in the area, women and old men with hats are the worst drivers ever. you can judge by driving behind someone and watching how she/he is driving and say if its female or male. most of the time im 90% correct. strange indeed, but it is as it is. and i won't say its in the genes of women or such bullshit, i just see it (here). whatever, playing with cliches can be funny. didnt wanted to annoy anyone

would you have been also annoyed if there would've been written 'yes, its an old man with a hat'?

[marcel]

oh, and the funniest about this picture for me was not the text written there

[KaOz]

i thought it was a jukka *Hide*


:)

[Lady E]

Originally posted by marcel

woohoo, pc. sorry, stereotypes are stupid, of course. but its still funny. and i have to say that at least here in the area, women and old men with hats are the worst drivers ever. you can judge by driving behind someone and watching how she/he is driving and say if its female or male. most of the time im 90% correct. strange indeed, but it is as it is. and i won't say its in the genes of women or such bullshit, i just see it (here). whatever, playing with cliches can be funny. didnt wanted to annoy anyone

would you have been also annoyed if there would've been written 'yes, its an old man with a hat'?

nonsense. old people are obviously more likely to be bad drivers because their eyesight, hearing, reaction, times etc are much less than younger people. this is just fact.

there is no factual reason why women are not good drivers and i know good and bad drivers of both sexes, pretty much equally.

[invisibleplanet]

marcel is grasshopper, emef is master po (in regards to their understanding of women) lol
http://www.nostalgiacentral.com/tv/drama/kungfu.htm

[marcel]

Originally posted by emma
there is no factual reason why women are not good drivers and i know good and bad drivers of both sexes, pretty much equally.
yeah, true. for example im also annoyed by very offensive drivers, who (this time) are mainly male. whatever reasons this may have. im not into social studies

and like i said it was not the text what i found funny in that pic.

[marcel]

Originally posted by invisibleplanet
marcel is grasshopper, emef is master po (in regards to their understanding of women)
excuse me? grasshopper? i can't follow you.

[invisibleplanet]

Originally posted by marcel

and like i said it was not the text what i found funny in that pic.

i know what you mean. don't worry, we don't think you're a sexist pig marcel lol

[invisibleplanet]

Originally posted by marcel

and like i said it was not the text what i found funny in that pic.

i know what you mean. don't worry, we don't think you're a chauvenist pig marcel lol

[marcel]

Originally posted by invisibleplanet
marcel is grasshopper, emef is master po (in regards to their understanding of women) lol
http://www.nostalgiacentral.com/tv/drama/kungfu.htm
ah, i see. emef's my teacher towards understanding of women. i'll come back to this, emef, you'll have to teach me a lot i'm afraid.....lol

[bitch one]

women tend to be shit at parking

men are shit at all other kinds of driving because they see it as some kind of macho jungle competition thing and get a buzz from going fast and forget that they might actually die or run over small babies

[marcel]

haha, well said bitchone.

[falp]

Erm, actually, there are scientific reasons why women can't park and drive insecurely and why men drive like arseholes...

The hypothalamus is the part of the brain that deals with mostly spaceo-temporal awareness and ability. It thrives on testosterone. So on average (I wouldn't want to generalise) a woman's hypothalamus only grows to one third of the size of a man's. That explains allot. :!

As for youre aggressive little boy racer wankers, that's just it. Most of them are wankers. The intensity of the states of frustation that are ensumed in the scrumpled up mind of the frustated male is just insane.

If I win the lottery I'll go around finding those little bastards that go right behind frightened old grannys trying to drive in the dark, pushing them but not overtaking her when they have the chance, and ram them all off the road DeNiro Taxi driver style. Scum.


Er... sorry, I just feel passionate about this subject eh
8-()

[wheezer]

Originally posted by falp
So on average (I wouldn't want to generalise) a woman's hypothalamus only grows to one third of the size of a man's. That explains allot. :!


Cow brains are consistently larger overall than human brains. Hence cows must be the most aggressive drivers!

[bitch one]

re boy racers: they are a tiny minority, big mondeo/BMW/merc/audi drivers can be just as stupid.

recently some geezer tried to run me over because i slightly impeded his progress towards a red light...? he actually had a murderous look on his face, he wanted to kill me. ? i bet he's a normal guy in real life, but when behind the wheel , he's a TIGER gRRRR!

[Loz]

you know, something really strange happened to me the other day. totally unprecidented, I was shocked:

a BMW driver let me turn out onto a road.


shocked, I tell you.

[bitconductor]

probably a ringed one. snide, so doesn't count.

[mr_chombee]

Originally posted by wheezer


Cow brains are consistently larger overall than human brains. Hence cows must be the most aggressive drivers!


cows are actually the happiest creatures on earth. their brain can't store their impressions etc, so they forget everything and when they wake up the next morning they start to discover the world from scratch. "awww cool what is that...a damn beautiful green grassland! and ohhh! that shit tastes fucking yummy!"

what a nice, nice world.

[falp]

What's the difference between porkupines and BMW drivers?






Porkupines have pricks on the outside.




ooooooohhhhh dear

[bitch one]

Originally posted by mr_chombee



cows are actually the happiest creatures on earth. their brain can't store their impressions etc, so they forget everything and when they wake up the next morning they start to discover the world from scratch. "awww cool what is that...a damn beautiful green grassland! and ohhh! that shit tastes fucking yummy!"

what a nice, nice world.

cows can be scary sometimes. don't ever run away from them tho cos they can all go mad and form a stampede. a bloke i know was collecting fungi in a field and took fright , the cows all stampeded towards him and he dodged out of their way and all the cows went over a cliff and died. it was in the local papers and everything 'local cows in mass suicide'. he felt really bad about it.

[mr_chombee]

oh my god! lol

poor cows...

[emef]

Originally posted by bitch one


cows can be scary sometimes. don't ever run away from them tho cos they can all go mad and form a stampede. a bloke i know was collecting fungi in a field and took fright , the cows all stampeded towards him and he dodged out of their way and all the cows went over a cliff and died. it was in the local papers and everything 'local cows in mass suicide'. he felt really bad about it.

aw thats really sad.

on the more up note, if you ever get the chance, put your hand in a cows mouth, its ace

[bitch one]

or try putting your head up its arse

[Loz]

emef, I think you got this thread confused with the handshake one

:D

[emef]

Originally posted by bitch one
or try putting your head up its arse

nah, `im not really a big fan of the olde scottish traditions
you should try the hand in the cows mouth thing , its disturbingly trippy.

[humeka]

i don't know how it is in your differents countries, dear thread neighbours, but in mine, some insurance companies offer lower fares for women driving cause they're causing less accidents and above all, minor ones ! if insurance companies accept to lower their fares, it must be right ! and men fares didn't go lower...

[humeka]

and to say how good drivers are cows, insurance companies let'em drive free ! they have no cow fares...

[Loz]

although I disagree with all stereotypes when it suits me, I did have great amusement sitting in my car in the carpark at lunchtime a few weeks ago.

whilst I was eating my lunch, I watched this woman try to back into a space in a vauxhall astra for about 15 minutes. I really felt sorry for her, because the more she fucked it up, the more she got flustered, the more she fucked it up. clutch down so the car was doing about 50,000 revs whilst reversing at about 5 mph.

although, to her credit, 15 minutes after she started, she got the car in the space, can't fault her persistance.

[emef]

see , that story is pretty funny, cos its always funny seeing people trying to do things and fucking up and getting really annoyed about it.

it only becomes annoying when people tack on the 'yeah she cant park cos shes a fucking woman'

have you ever seen a bloke not be able to get into a parking space that is some seriously funny shit, cos they have all the macho 'i`m master of my machine' bullshit to deal with.
cant look less than in full control in front of his friends (who incidentally, were all pissing ourselves till he started threatening us lol )

[Loz]

best moment of that, sadly a reported story..

my sister, when she was learning to drive, drew up at some lights, next to a couple of boy racers in a nova or something. they started revving their engine, and my sister's driving instructor just told her to ignore them. the lights changed to green, my sister pulled away slowly, and the nova-driving boy racer twats stalled their engine.

[humeka]

and i always ask myself, why, if speed's limited to 130 Km/h, engines able to go to 200 Km/h ? don't tell me it's to help you double the woman driving in front of you... according to that, explain me why sports cars ? just to make men testorone boil ? it seems there's a fine equation between money and masculinity !

[marcel]

yeah, we once went home from university. it was winter and it had snowed like hell. a car full with blokes wanted to drive away from the parking lot. as they started to slip and didn't moved any meter on, one of them left the car to help from outside i guess. he didnt expect how much it snowed and may didn't knew that there was a sink right besides the street. he walked around the car and sank until his belt!
my friend and me we laughed our asses off and so did his friends.
he started looking very angry to us, cause he was really one of these machos, you know wearing an alpha-bombjacket and so on.
we couldnt stop laughing and hurried to get away..hahahaha, that pic was too funny

[humeka]

macho drivers are really funny to me : they just act like we are totally amazed of their cars and driving capacity. but don't they see that we're in fact laughing at'em ?