jordans boyfriend

[emef]

i just saw on tv he`s turned up in australia to bitchslap peter andre lol
i think we should be able to vote jordans boyfriend into the jungle for some high quality handbag action

[Paddy]

woooooooooh yeah!
jordans a bint.

[tania]

christ! really??
oh, i'd be so wicked to see them two fightin in the jungle for the sake of Jordan's humangous inplants! fuckinf hell, see wot a pair of huge tits can do to some people?? hmm...maybe i should get a boobjob...

[Martin23]

This just in:

Jordan and Peter Andre were caught shagging last night! They were
interrupted by a noise at one point. "Oh no is that Johnny Rotten?" said
a startled Jordan. "I hope not, its the only one I've got" replied Peter.

[tania]

hahahahaha!!lol

[emef]

Originally posted by Martin23
This just in:

Jordan and Peter Andre were caught shagging last night! They were
interrupted by a noise at one point. "Oh no is that Johnny Rotten?" said
a startled Jordan. "I hope not, its the only one I've got" replied Peter.

haha i was wondering how long it would take for an 'ima celeb' thread to catch your eye :)

shocking joke btw martin ;)

[Martin23]

Techno/TV/Code - what more could a man want :)

[grobelaar]

"I'm A Celebrity Get Me A Career"

Incidentally, if anyone wants to know, John Lydon lives in California, where he runs a multi-million dollar property development business.

I mean fair play to him, I haven't got any axes to grind, but I thought I'd just let anyone out their who is harbouring any illusions of him being some great figurehead for the punk ethic...

Started in a manufactured band, and ended making money flogging property... very punk!

[Martin23]

Beats having a dog on a piece of string tho :)

[grobelaar]

Originally posted by Martin23
Techno/TV/Code - what more could a man want :)

Erm, how about a really sexy girl with a dirty mind, a vivid imagination and a spare weekend or two, or three, or four?

[Martin23]

Already have one, sometimes two Grob LOL - Code don't answer back :)

[amble]

for german yellow press, the only interesting thing about the brittish version of this event seems to be jordans tits. shes having a part in the local boulebarf mag 'Explosiv' called Katie Price' Diary (they call her by her real name, why is she Jordan in GB?). i think that clearly shows the power of boob.

i wonder about what nation can be so proud to have the most human waste celebreties? i thought germany was in a good position but all in all im beginning to doubt. they were just a bunch of annoying idiots, but the brits seem to go a little step further. and i haven't seen the us version yet (is there any?)

[emef]

what makes you think we as a nation are proud of the people in that programme? its a trash programme, thats all

[Martin23]

Yeah, who said we are proud of them, we just like laughing at them - and yes there is a US version. It's only TV - no-ones dead...

[Lady E]

at least we have internationally famous celebrities in the UK to laugh at amble. racking my brains and coming up with claudia schiffer, boris becker and honorary german david hasselhoff right now...

:)

anyway, re: john lydon. he's paid his dues and can do what he wants in my book. he made fuck all money out of the pistols, and his best friend died. watch 'the filth and the fury' and then dis him. PiL were an excellent, groundbreaking band. that 'multi-million pound property developer' thing gets mentioned occasionally, i dont think its true. why would anyone with multi- millions do the things he's done in recent years? reform the pistols, do a crap cable tv show...these things are only done for money, surely.

the man is making a living from himself and he has a right to do so. i was saddened by him going on im a celebrity...but i thought he was excellent and have completely decided that i shouldnt sit on judgement on such a man.

[aleks]

david hasselhoff outshines all u.k. celebrities...he still shines like gold!

[mr franks]

rules are for fools!

[Magnumforce]

right on alek.. I ve been looking for freedom still..
Jordan is just awful... and she is from Brighton....Lara's friend was in the same class as her at school... allegedly she was quiet shy bullied and about 20 pounds lighter in those days.. ;)

[mr franks]

Originally posted by Magnumforce
and about 20 pounds lighter in those days.. ;)

..well we know why that is.

[bitch one]

hasselhof was responsible for ending the cold war

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/3465301.stm

[amble]

Originally posted by emef
what makes you think we as a nation are proud of the people in that programme? its a trash programme, thats all

of course it is. and its well funny. perhaps i should have written that 'proud' in italic though. anyway i meant that more in an olympic thought kinda way (and strictly positive :!) - theres matches on all kinds of stuff but nothing on the trash celeb front. thats unfair dont you think. imagine an international contest of those folks where the winner (=looser) gets tarred and feathered (spelling?). id be up for that.


and EMMA: i thought about what you said and imo the only good reason for german promis not being known outside of this beautiful country is the language barrier. german just doesnt fit in the league of cool celeb world cos its so annoyingly to the point and still sounding unpoetic to a foreign ear. i feel with you for not having had the luck to know stars like DJ Ötzi, Dieter Bohlen, Jaenette Biedermann, Sarah Connor, Jürgen Drews, just to name a few. you dont know what your missing. :-p

[Lady E]

spelling = perfect, amble

i forgot scooter! HOW COULD I FORGET SCOOTER?

[amble]

oh shit i also forgot. damn!

[goone]

i hate celebrity jungle bunnies

I REALLY AM THE MOST NEGATIVE PERSON IN THE WORLD
AND IT TOOK FOR EMMA TO SPELL IT OUT ON ANOTHER THREAD
FOR ME TO REALISE
(you cant really blame me for this one)

[databombers]

i feel with you for not having had the luck to know stars like DJ Ötzi, Dieter Bohlen, J Sarah Connor, Jyou dont know what your missing. :-p [/B][/QUOTE]


wasnt sarah conner in The Terminator?

[wheezer]

Sarah Connor is actually somewhat known outside of Germany, as I disovered to my horror.

[Lady E]

Originally posted by goone
i hate celebrity jungle bunnies

I REALLY AM THE MOST NEGATIVE PERSON IN THE WORLD
AND IT TOOK FOR EMMA TO SPELL IT OUT ON ANOTHER THREAD
FOR ME TO REALISE
(you cant really blame me for this one)

be negative all you like about people like that goone... they are well paid and successful and they dont post on this forum, as far as i know...

although i heard jennie bond is a bit of a UR freak

[FiST]

jennie bond is a total K head who runs gabba squat parties

[amble]

Originally posted by databombers

wasnt sarah conner in The Terminator?

yes!! theres this scene when the terminator knocks on her door to kill her:

"Sarah Connor?"

"Yes?"

BLAM!!

i love that bit since she (the artist) turned up. go arnie go!

[databombers]

ha, ha

[marcel]

Originally posted by aleks
david hasselhoff outshines all u.k. celebrities...he still shines like gold!
a few days ago i saw an ad for this at the telly:
"david hasselhoff sings america", american classics i guess.
it looked like a joke. a good one though

[Lady E]

Originally posted by FiST
jennie bond is a total K head who runs gabba squat parties

is she more into her acid tekno than UR then? more your 'it aint intelligent, it aint from detroit but its fucking havin' it' end of the market...nice

[Paddy]

Originally posted by wheezer
Sarah Connor is actually somewhat known outside of Germany, as I disovered to my horror.


i had something about terminator here but i hadnt read the whole thread.

[Paddy]

Originally posted by emma


is she more into her acid tekno than UR then? more your 'it aint intelligent, it aint from detroit but its fucking havin' it' end of the market...nice

that is the most hideous compilation EVER!

[goone]

Originally posted by emma


although i heard jennie bond is a bit of a UR freak

:)

i dont like them other smiley faces
they just dont look very happy at all

[jukka]

anyone ever heard of michael schumacher ?

[FiST]

don't get me wrong she likes the UR stuff, but only if you play it at 78rpm and give her a big hoofer of a line, then she's non stop dancer.

[aleks]

Originally posted by amble


DJ Ötzi, Dieter Bohlen, Jaenette Biedermann, Sarah Connor, Jürgen Drews, just to name a few. you dont know what your missing. :-p

well, dj ötzi was number one on the billboard in england...well, and everybody should know onkel jürgen drews, he´s the king...

[Tomoki]

Originally posted by aleks


well, dj ötzi was number one on the billboard in england...well, and everybody should know onkel jürgen drews, he´s the king...
and espacially his wife "the milk cow"lol

[wheezer]

http://www.rp-online.de/layout/fotos/303x238/HBUAAAmaWrv.jpg

[big raff]

wow
that looks like jeremy clarkson after a monox weekend !

[mdk]

classy birds...

actually that picture is stirring up an immense feeling of hatred and im not quite sure why...im normally a quiet chap..

[Paddy]

i saw that cunt on eurotrash a few years ago.

[nico]

Originally posted by emma
at least we have internationally famous celebrities in the UK to laugh at amble. racking my brains and coming up with claudia schiffer, boris becker and honorary german david hasselhoff right now...


you forgot modern talking

[Lady E]

Originally posted by nico


you forgot modern talking

who are they?

[Lady E]

the woman on the right's breasts are ridiculously cumbersome. i bet she's no stranger to backache.

[nico]

you don´t know thomas anders and dieter bohlen ? hits like "you´re my heart, you´re my soul" and "geronimo´s cadillac" ?

http://www.nits.nl/lists/div/modern_talking.jpg

[carrot ram]

Jordan makes me wanna puke. Why doesn't she just crawl into a hole filled with quicklime?

Sorry; was that a bit harsh?

[Lady E]

Originally posted by nico
you don´t know thomas anders and dieter bohlen ? hits like "you´re my heart, you´re my soul" and "geronimo´s cadillac" ?

http://www.nits.nl/lists/div/modern_talking.jpg


i dont but i sure wish i did...'geronimo's cadillac' what a song title!

[nico]

@emma: here´s the text of geronimo´s cadillac:
I wanna share my dreams
Wanna share with you
On the wings of love
Like dreamers do
Touch your heart
You're the queen
Of broken hearts
Oh we are daytime friends
And nighttime fools
Wanna play this game
You break the rules
Tears of love
Are frozen tears

Geronimo's cadillac is makin' all girls too mad
Geronimo has a heart oh it's a track
Geronimo's cadillac oh makin' all girls too sad
Geronimo has a heart oh it's a track

Geronimo's cadillac is tossin' oh in your head
It's tossin' and turnin' it's burnin' and makes you mad
Geronimo's cadillac oh baby I'll hold you back
You're tossin' and turnin' it's burnin' and makes you sad

I'm lookin' thru the eyes
The eyes of love
Make a fool of me
Can't get enough
Touch my heart
Boulevard
Of broken dreams
Another time for love
Other place to be
Don't let him take your love
Your love from me
Tears of love
Are frozen tears

[Lady E]

thank you nico. thats beautiful.

[nico]

and here´s another goodie (was big cinema lol)...brother louie:
Deep love is a burnin' fire stay
'cause then the flame grows higher babe
Don't let him steal your heart
It's easy easy
Girl this game can't last forever why
We cannot live together try
Don't let him take your love from me

You're no good can't you see
Brother Louie Louie Louie
I'm in love set her free
Oh she's only lookin' to me
Only love breaks her heart
Brother Louie Louie Louie
Only love's paradise
Oh she's only lookin' to me

Brother Louie Louie Louie
Oh she's only lookin' to me
Oh let it Louie
She's under cover
Brother Louie Louie Louie
Oh doin' what he's doin'
So leave it Louie
'cause I'm her lover

Stay 'cause this boy wants to gamble stay
Love's more than he can handle girl
Oh come on stay by me
Forever ever
Why does he go on pretendin' that
His love is never ending babe
Don't let him steal your love from me

[jukka]

its more than a rumour that dieter bohlen didn't sing the songs himself.
moder talking are utter shit though !

[nico]

another great title was performed by phats & small, they had a great text, too:

HEY!
What's wrong with you?
You're looking kinda down to me-e

'Cos thing's ain't getting over
Listen to what i say

Got to turn around
Got to turn around

[Daddys Girl]

Awww - I really liked Phats & Small - the title of their album was clever -

"Now Phats what I Small Music" - I'm sure that was it...
The vocalist (Big Ben) was cool - in his gold Lamé jacket... nice.

Goodness knows what Jordan will be like when she comes out of the Jungle - doubt it'll be with Pete though....

D_G ;o)

[emef]

Originally posted by nico
and here´s another goodie (was big cinema lol)...brother louie:
Deep love is a burnin' fire stay
'cause then the flame grows higher babe
Don't let him steal your heart
It's easy easy
Girl this game can't last forever why
We cannot live together try
Don't let him take your love from me

You're no good can't you see
Brother Louie Louie Louie
I'm in love set her free
Oh she's only lookin' to me
Only love breaks her heart
Brother Louie Louie Louie
Only love's paradise
Oh she's only lookin' to me

Brother Louie Louie Louie
Oh she's only lookin' to me
Oh let it Louie
She's under cover
Brother Louie Louie Louie
Oh doin' what he's doin'
So leave it Louie
'cause I'm her lover

Stay 'cause this boy wants to gamble stay
Love's more than he can handle girl
Oh come on stay by me
Forever ever
Why does he go on pretendin' that
His love is never ending babe
Don't let him steal your love from me

i`m almost too ashamed to admit brother louie is in my record collection, hi-nrg classic 8-()

[jukka]

hahaha, go and stand in the corner for the next two hours emef !

[nico]

@emef:
really ? that´s hard to believe lol

here´s sth. for you:

http://www.zone.ee/modern_talking/MODERN38.jpe

[nico]

grrrr....didn´t work...

http://www.zone.ee/modern_talking/MODERN38.jpe

[emef]

please dont torment me nico lol

nice guitar style keyboard though, i`d love one of those.

[nico]

http://www.ej.ru/upimg/m_2554.jpg

[nico]

@emef: now, say me - who´s modern talking ? ist it you ? loooooooooooool

[marcel]

Originally posted by Daddys Girl
Awww - I really liked Phats & Small - the title of their album was clever -

"Now Phats what I Small Music" - I'm sure that was it...
The vocalist (Big Ben) was cool - in his gold Lamé jacket... nice.
i was at the army then 'turn around' came out. always then it cames to them or that track it reminds of the army. how odd

[marcel]

Originally posted by jukka
hahaha, go and stand in the corner for the next two hours emef !
ooh jesus, two hours are by no way enough for emef.
if you are playing tomorrow moderntalking from your laptop or something equally silly im going to kill you

[marcel]

what was ironic btw(just thinking about my karmapoints;))

[emef]

i`m looking for it now, i think its in one of my less easy to get at crates, if i find it, its my last track tomorrow, just for you marcel muhahahaha

[nico]

is it one of the records you´ll be playing @ tresor ? i´d like to hear it in the "allstars"-set lol

[emef]

i`ve been looking through some well dodgy old records, i wanna play 3 trax that should never be heard at tresor, the sort of thing that would get me lynched normally :)

[marcel]

no worries nico if he finds it, emef will not arrive at any tresor or somethere else after tomorrow. there will be no emef after tomorrow.

[nico]

heard yesterday, that there will be a new hasselhoff-lp coming out....hope to get the whitelabels, perhaps from emef ?

[Orang Utan]

I can't believe no-one has yet mentioned The Scorpions and their excellent album covers

[wheezer]

oh yes, the scorps. skorpparit, es they are affectionately called here.

[amble]

scorpions eh?

i remember a very dark day in my pre-teens when our class did our version of the mighty mighty 'mini playback show' in the aula. my best friend was heavily in the scorpions so we (and two others i think) formed a proper duplicate.
my mate was the singer, i played a guitar i had made out of paper - it was steadily waving around. yep those were the days.

we ended up getting 2nd only though.

[Paddy]

my old flatmate from when i was studying in Newcastle was heavily into the scorps, along with aerosmith and guns 'n' roses. them was dark, dark days, dark days indeed...