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MUX
13th June 2002, 11:15
stolen from popbitch:

Which baldy techno man is known for being one of
New York's most enthusiastic consumer of prostitutes?
(He always talks about preferring to stay at "down
to earth" hotels: this is because the posh hotels won't
let him bring his hookers to his room.)

V Knid esq
13th June 2002, 15:42
This is quite an old story. It is that miserable streak of piss named after a whale. He also broke a Pobitch regular poster's toilet once, and probably gave Natalie Portman herpes. And likes to rub his flaccid penis against unsuspecting strangers in crowds.

God I love Popbitch.

old skool
13th June 2002, 15:44
?

Dj Orca ?

DJ Sperm ?

V Knid esq
13th June 2002, 15:46
A fictional whale...

old skool
13th June 2002, 15:54
Oh yeah ...

Christ I hope no-one links him with techno these days ... apart from Eminem ...

He does remind me of a sperm though ...

MUX
13th June 2002, 15:59
yeah yeah yr right.. i was a bit shocked by that remark as well...

Dialect
13th June 2002, 23:53
I dont this story, but are you lot talking about Moby, as in Moby Dick?

I thought he was Canadian?

Also he comes accross as all spiritual and all that to be into Prossies?

Actualy come to think of it, i did hear a story that was something about him getting nakid at Hi-pro celeb parties. Or maybe rubing his member on people.

7875
14th June 2002, 03:15
i thought he was gay?
and what his connection to Natalie Portman?

MUX
14th June 2002, 10:20
the game he plays.. touching his flaccid dick with celebrities is v.wierd. i read he calls it ' knobtouch' and that dennis rodman caught him once.. ouch... hope he slapped him with a raw & jiucy porkchop!!

old skool
14th June 2002, 10:27
I wouldn't wanna be slapped with Dennis Rodmans raw and juicy porkchop ....

Loz
14th June 2002, 10:30
The answer to the other question was Frostrupp I believe.

Popbitch provides a valuable service to the world, and provides one of my claims to fame (I helped them set up their first website)

MUX
14th June 2002, 10:34
one scary cross-dressing-madonna-fuckin-gender-bender there eh?
http://www.vanishingtattoo.com/images/tattoo/3arodman1.jpg

MUX
14th June 2002, 10:35
u made a monster outta them Loz.. come on lad ! make us famous!

old skool
14th June 2002, 10:35
Looks like a good looking fella to me like ....

V Knid esq
14th June 2002, 10:47
Popbitch got me a wife, many great friends and my first proper job.

Loz
14th June 2002, 13:40
I had nothing to do with their fame, but I did lend a hand on the web design.

I'm friends with the guy who runs www.PopEx.com which has been around longer, but isn't nearly as famous. And it's a game, and fun. People just love gossip, obviously.

Sheridan
14th June 2002, 21:22
Moby isn't Canadian, he's from Connecticut; thats what makes him so fabulous and exciting.

Loz
14th June 2002, 22:34
And now working with the Man Bowie.

@m.
18th June 2002, 18:34
...and to think my original NYC vote was going for Junior Sanchez.

7875
18th June 2002, 20:30
junior snatches?