Poster Campaign!!!!!!

[Lady E]

hello - everyone who emailed me about the poster campaign, or have offered any help in promting the super_collider album - i have received your mails and will be replying to you all about it when i have something to tell you - please can you not ask me / remind me about it until then as i am extremely busy for a week or so.

the album is not released until may 27th, so the posters will need to go up a few weeks before - we have a few weeks yet to get it organised.

i dont think we need any more volunteers either.

THANK YOU for your fantastic response. a lot of people came up with some really excellent ideas and i need time to plan this and make it work!

[Jess]

Hi Emma - your sticky poster campaign sounds most intriguing and you're obviously really excited about it! I hope you don't mind me inveigling my way onto your site and writing these few words, I was just interested to have found you (or your name, anyway) after all these years - remember your nextdoor neighbour from your Essex House days? I get the impression that you're extremely busy right now - I just wanted to say hello. Take care.

[ferris]

i'm confused, what's the poster campaign all about? ... sorry, i've been out of touch a month.

[stu pitaus]

sorry ferris, but it looks like operation: sticky poster has gone class 14B-x classified. robots have engaged top secret mode, could you pass the butter? thanks.

[Loz]

The First Rule of Project Sticky Poster Campaign is bring your own booze... or something.

[old skool]

and butter, don't forget the butter.

[JE:5]

You should spread the word.

[Lady E]

hi ferris

poster campaign - we've asked everyone if they are up for putting posters up in their local area advertising the new super_colldier album...lots of people were so its a winning idea!


JESS how wonderful to hear from you. emailed you to catch up on at least 5 years news!!

[old skool]

I just can't believe I'm not butter ....

[JE:5]

Well you'd butter believe it!

[old skool]

But I'm soft, yellow, and you can spread me all over your bread ...

Why am I not butter ?

Am I custard ?

[Loz]

Originally posted by old skool
But I'm soft, yellow, and you can spread me all over your bread ...

Why am I not butter ?

Am I custard ?

or having some kind of acid trip

[stu pitaus]

you could quite possibly be margarine? maybe? check your label.

[dorksword]

yes, but,,,,,,,,,err?

[professor]

hopefully the posters will arrive me soon, that we can start helping each other.
i have time

[dorksword]

I HAVE A STCKY POSTER CAMPAIGN GOING ON IN MY BEDROOM IF ANYONE WANTS TO HELP???lol

[JE:5]

You need a right hand man then?.....lol

[stu pitaus]

totally depends on the posters dorks.... can i bring my midget with me? hes good with the sticky.

[dorksword]

en chante' ;)

[stu pitaus]

moi aussi, merci beaucoup!

[old skool]

Originally posted by stu pitaus
you could quite possibly be margarine? maybe? check your label.


I could be margarine I suppose.

My label says I'm low in saturates and I can be spread straight from the fridge.

Any ideas?

[stu pitaus]

then i would say you could be the shit growing under my fruit tray in the fridge, cause it looks spreadable. but it has no label. sorry, thats all that is in my fridge at the moment, so im out of suggestions.

[amble]

you could also be mustard. do you like yourself on, let's say, sausage?

[old skool]

Hmm, that sausage idea is very very appealing ...

I think I might possibly be mustard then cos I'm kinda spicy with a real kick ...

Yeee ha ...

Thanks everyone for their help in this matter.

[Loz]

Now the question is:

English or Dijon?

[old skool]

Heh....I'm never ever patriotic about being English, but English mustard pisses all over Dijon ...

[tudor]

how about a decent quality copy we can download and print :)

[dorksword]

English mustard a hot spicey food from England its just not right i mean i can't trust this it isn't the salt of the earth ,the humble working class,,,gorrr luv ya me ol mate me old mukka mustard, bung it on the lovely Jool,,,
guy !! guy have you got that oliver boy round hear again
madge shut it or i'll ave to stripe ya ,,
shiit mokkneys in my head again and all coz of the mustard.

[stu pitaus]

chill winston...

[old skool]

What's that mad shit all about that goes off in your nose when you've eaten a load of mustard? It fucks me right up.

[V Knid esq]

that's nothing to a good blast of wasabi-schnozz

[old skool]

Fuck yeah, that green paste you get with Sushi ?

Mmmmm burny .....

[Phreak]

hello emma!
is it too late to join your campaign?? I'd like to support super_collider here in Mainz!! we have some good record stores but they need some promotion!!

[Daddys Girl]

The mustard buzz.... it's quite funny actually. Even more amusing when you breath through your nose as soon as you've eaten it.
It feels like your nasal passage is on fire, and it kinda stings.

D_G

[old skool]

It's the latest club drug dont'cha know ....

I'm comin' up on me mustard man ... bought it from that dodgy bloke near the stairs.... I think it's that new Dijon batch straight outta Colmans ......fiver a line .....

[wocek]

io!
if it's not too late.. i want to join to the campaign... we can help from here - bulgaria!

[old skool]

You can get some good mustard from Bulgaria eh ?? Send some over, and we'll go out ravin' and test it ....

[JE:5]

I'm not into that nasal stingy nonsence, it just doesn't cut the mustard for me I'm afraid. And believe me, that is coming from someone who knows his onions......

[Daddys Girl]

Okay then!!!! I dare you to step away from the mustard and the onions, and the green stuff that you were chatting about, and test out a Jamaican Scotch-Bonnett Pepper.....

D_G

[V Knid esq]

AAAAAAGHHHHH!!! My eyes! My eyes! they buuuurn!

[old skool]

Scotch Bonnets eh ... only for the true hardcore...

Ever tried making a chilli with a few Scotch Bonnets and then deciding to go for a piss without washing those digits... ???

Wooo haaa......!!

Obviously if you're a female then this wouldn't matter....or would it ....(let's not go there)

[Daddys Girl]

Ooohh... I actually have a nasty story that concerns a very ex friend of mine, who happens to be a girl. It's not that pleasant, and it does involve chilli-peppers, minus the piss.
We'll save that for another time....

D_G

[old skool]

I'll be frank. I'm at work, I'm bored shitless and I've had a few beers at lunchtime. I'm quite ready for a nasty-girl-chilli-piss story.

Dunno about anyone else like ...

[JE:5]

Picking your nose is also pretty bad , the numb stingyness lasts for hours..

[JE:5]

Ooohh... I actually have a nasty story that concerns a very ex friend of mine, who happens to be a girl. It's not that pleasant, and it does involve chilli-peppers, minus the piss.
We'll save that for another time....


I rekon I can see where that one is going and I don't think it will be pleasant...

[V Knid esq]

EEP! Read an interview with a porn star in Loaded mag (this is back when it was funny and not just a tit-sheet, honest...). He said blokes in pubs were always asking him for advice on "staying power", so he started telling them to cut open a scotch bonnet pepper and rub it on the tip...

[Daddys Girl]

I know she's not reading this, and to be honest, I dont give a stuff...

When she was a slip of a girl, back in Nigeria she underwent a initiation (or rite of passage I guess), by which, she was circumcised (how it happened, I dont know - maybe she was lying...) eitherway, one it was done, the elders had to rub chilli seeds onto the wound, as if you declare that she was now a young woman.

Even if she was lying, it was enough of a detailed story she told, that me, and the other girls who heard it had the female equiv' of covering your privates when someone else gets hit in theres...

D_G

[old skool]

@Knid

You're having a fucking laff aren't ya ! .... there's no way I'd be up for any of that business with a red hot burning sensation on the end of my 'regular member' ....

And you should never admit to reading Loaded mate... I assume you've burnt the Ben Sherman shirts and 'Base' shoes then ... ;-)

Mind you, anyone read Mixmag lately ....

[old skool]

Originally posted by Daddys Girl
I know she's not reading this, and to be honest, I dont give a stuff...

When she was a slip of a girl, back in Nigeria she underwent a initiation (or rite of passage I guess), by which, she was circumcised (how it happened, I dont know - maybe she was lying...) eitherway, one it was done, the elders had to rub chilli seeds onto the wound, as if you declare that she was now a young woman.

Even if she was lying, it was enough of a detailed story she told, that me, and the other girls who heard it had the female equiv' of covering your privates when someone else gets hit in theres...

D_G

That's pretty nasty. Who on Earth decided that rubbing chilli seeds in your nether regions made you a woman ??? I blame Thatcher. Or Paul Oakenfold. Mind you I blame Paul Oakenfold for everything.

There's nowt as strange as folk.

[Daddys Girl]

@ Old Skool
Im glad you felt the need to quote the entire thing!!!!
Thats what she told me, and it just sounds pretty f^%*ed-up...
Well, thats me and the chilli thing done - I cant believe that this thread was actually about the posters!!!!
My mind is a gutter... can you ever forgive me?

D_G
Oh, and Old Skool - get back to work :)

[old skool]

Posters, Chilli-peppers, Nigerian Circumcision rites.... it's all the same thing innit .... made me laugh, wince, and throw up anyway ...

Guess I'll be off to fix some pc or summat then .... :-))

[JE:5]

Ok then, so I'll stick some posters under the bridge, and if I get any mustard I'll give it away. now. :confused:

[old skool]

Aaah very good mate, very good .... took me a couple of reads but I got there.....

[V Knid esq]

Wasabi, you got to get and stick it in you... *diddy boom tish*

Seriously, Loaded was once a quality magazine full of classic iconoclastic British humour, great travel writing, properly funny cartoons (My Gay Lamp, anyone), and irreverent treatment of quality music. And tits.

@ Old SKool: Ben Sherman and Base?? It's YSL, Reebok Classics and 'pub shoes' all they way, ya cheeky fuck.

[old skool]

Heh heh .... I did actually own a pair of whiter than white Reebok classics....of course I do the gardening in them now (with my jogging bottoms tucked into my comedy socks) .....

[Sheridan]

"it tastes like burning"

Ralph Wigam