darts

[bitch one]

fat cunts throwing spikey things and drinking. why?

[emef]

surely as a glasgow cunt you must understand the urge to drink and stab things with something sharp

[marcel]

Originally posted by bitch one
why?
no money for hoes?

[Daddys Girl]

I've got the darts on in the background....
Darts players just look sweaty to me...

Can you imagine if they were as poncey-groomed looking as flash foot-ballers?!?!

D_G ;o)

[Scoz]

You've obviously not seen the Steve "The Bronze Adonis" Beaton.

[jukka]

playing dart is not bad and drinking beer isn't bad as well !


is it just cos you always loose ?

:-p

[V Knid esq]

WHY?

http://members.lycos.nl/deknor/hpbimg/foto_17_g.jpg

Because darts is BLING.

[JE:5]

One of my mates sister got her photo taken with Bobby George and he let her wear all his jewellery for the snap, which was nice.

[JE:5]

"Jack Duckworth feels a prick in his new glasses..."
http://members.lycos.nl/deknor/hpbimg/foto_17_g.jpg

[pille'ocheoni]

yeah i thought all scotish folk played darts.

[Paddy]

Originally posted by pille'ocheoni
yeah i thought all scotish folk played darts.

you ignorant bastard!

lol !!!!

[emef]

Originally posted by nik-nak


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Originally posted by pille'ocheoni
yeah i thought all scotish folk played darts.
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you ignorant bastard!

!!!!


yeah, everyone knows its drinkin, fighting and playing darts ;)

[bitch one]

it's not the playing i don't understand, it's the watching - brit tv is full of world international darts championship at the moment, you see.

[wheezer]

I once stole a dart board from a bar. put it under my sweater and walked out, can't believe nobody stopped me.

[emef]

Originally posted by bitch one
it's not the playing i don't understand, it's the watching - brit tv is full of world international darts championship at the moment, you see.

i gotta remote control that`ll sort yer problem right out, wanna borrow it? ;)

darts on the tv though, it is for joeys innit

[bitch one]

i do respect the fact that there are still sports for fat alcoholics. BUT - why do they allow people to be drunk in a game about nerve? surely it's like allowing steroids or uppers in athletics. having said that, i've always thought they should just allow drug taking in sport, it would make things much more interesting, every athlete would have a personal pharmacologist tailoring his bloodstream for the weather conditions like ski waxing.

[emef]

darts isn`t a sport though is it, i know they try to make out is but its not, i suppose thats why its ok to drink while playing.
i wonder if alcohol is on the drug restricted list, its not likely to get you down that 100 metre track any faster.

i would like to see drug enhanced athletics too, pretty funny i reckon

[V Knid esq]

Originally posted by emef
darts isn`t a sport though is it, i know they try to make out is but its not, i suppose thats why its ok to drink while playing.
i wonder if alcohol is on the drug restricted list, its not likely to get you down that 100 metre track any faster.

i would like to see drug enhanced athletics too, pretty funny i reckon


I'd like to see pisshead athletics. That would be far more fun, and it might add an element of danger. Imagine pole vaulters after 2l White Lightning and a bottle of cooking sherry. Or F1 drivers, come to think of it...

[stoof]

its the game of gents. what other sport allows u to drink lager booze, be fat, smoke fags and chuck pointy objects at the wall. it also has tragic obese characters like jockey wilson and it spawned the fantastic gameshow - bullseye.

super smashing great
180!!!!!

[V Knid esq]

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[FiST]

oo la la!

[Lady E]

they arent allowed to drink any more are they?

remember the not the nine o clock news sketch were they say 'and he's going for the double' and mel smith picks up a double vodka. etc. funny.

[namshub]

we dont get no darts on telle here i oz.....thank FUCK

[emef]

Originally posted by emma
they arent allowed to drink any more are they?

remember the not the nine o clock news sketch were they say 'and he's going for the double' and mel smith picks up a double vodka. etc. funny.

haha yeah, it was on tv again a few weeks ago, still funny as fuck

shame if they`re not allowed to drink anymore, i dunno???, what with the nuskool crown green bowlers and snooker players all having beckham haircuts and now this i sometimes feel like the worlds been knocked into a cocked hat :D

[Paddy]

the dutch like their darts.

[Daddys Girl]

Bobby George - King of Darts Bling, was in a (brit film) Film called Dog.

Knew someone who worked on it...

That's my factoid for the day

D_G ;o)

[Mirsha]

Someone should come up with a bit of kit allowing a dartboard to act as a MIDI controller for those wild and wacky parties where everyone ends up quite messy.

[Basic 2: The Revenge]

Originally posted by nik-nak
the dutch like their darts.

Co Stompe - nuff said

[Paddy]

Originally posted by Basic 2: The Revenge


Co Stompe - nuff said

some new dude as well, nicknamed 'barney', who was a postman 5 years ago. these dutch dudes were saying he is as famous as patrick kluivert and edgar davids in holland!lol

[Daddys Girl]

Just flicked channels from watching East of Eden, to see women playing Darts on BBC2.

Not to sound like a total bitch, but they look kinda funny - the blone one lookes like a man with a bad mullet.

Female Darts needs to have the bling factor that Bobby George brought to the game - I think they should rope in Lil' Kim with Bling-factor 200% to spice it up a little.

She's work that satin-shirt look to the max (probably after slashing-it up...)

D_G ;o)

[Basic 2: The Revenge]

Originally posted by nik-nak


some new dude as well, nicknamed 'barney', who was a postman 5 years ago. these dutch dudes were saying he is as famous as patrick kluivert and edgar davids in holland!lol

Raymond Barneveld - he's been in it for a few years now. He played when I was in it, well that Basic look-a-like Les "McDanger" Wallace.