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mr_chombee
4th December 2003, 21:22
who the fuck orders ringtones for mobile phones? I hate these commercial breaks full with bullshit melodies. who pays for them? do you?
gimme a gun and I'll send my tv to the morgue.
pille'ocheoni
4th December 2003, 21:23
im always on vibrate. ringing is rude, and dis-respectful
Jeniffer Mills
4th December 2003, 21:25
I guess mostly 15-16 year old girls do...
Jeniffer Mills
4th December 2003, 21:27
Originally posted by pille'ocheoni
im always on vibrate. ringing is rude, and dis-respectful
ahhaaaa? A vibro addict eh?
mr_chombee
4th December 2003, 21:35
they should get a boyfriend and buy him a beer from the money. or two. or a six pack. or whatever. BUT NO FUUUUCCCKKKIIINGGGG RINGTONES! u hear me?
roberta_hood
4th December 2003, 21:38
ringtones... i hate it! it sucks
roberta_hood
4th December 2003, 21:38
for this money i better get a jägermeister :D
Jeniffer Mills
4th December 2003, 21:42
ringtones in general are a pain in the ass... Makes me run amok when i hear kids setting them!
jukka
4th December 2003, 22:32
who the fuck owns a mobile phone ?
mobile phones are s**t !
tsr_tomas
4th December 2003, 22:43
i´ve got "exploding fist" on my mobil.
gettin´ kinda boring after a couple of years.
Weishaupt
4th December 2003, 22:46
Originally posted by jukka
who the fuck owns a mobile phone ?
mobile phones are s**t !
true..
i dont have a one.....thats pretty cool...and quite
lina
4th December 2003, 23:42
i love my "eye of the tiger" ringtone...still searching nahnahnahniniteen...
but i would NEVER pay a cent...
piscaries
4th December 2003, 23:47
i'm trying to program 'the bells' as my ringtone, but i really don't have that sort of motivation
mr_chombee
4th December 2003, 23:48
so you're one of them. tsss tsss tsss....
penciLneck
5th December 2003, 00:25
grrr fuggin ringtones, don even talk about em, they are evil. The only good ringtones I've heard are on those phones where you can record your own, my friend had a sample of his dad playing a hunting trumpet when friends were calling and a girl friend of his saying p**,b**,p***,w*****,sh** when a text message arrived. better than the latest trance anthem I thought.
carrot ram
5th December 2003, 00:32
I have a fone like a breezeblock which has been set to old macdonald since the day i bought the fucker. That's rude.
The worst is people choosing ringtones on a tube train. Fuckers should be rounded up like cattle and made to compose the ultimate ringtone, monty python mouse-xylophone-stylee. Would need a big hammer though.
penciLneck
5th December 2003, 00:35
lol 'old macdonald' - that is rude!
carrot ram
5th December 2003, 00:41
Uk Garage mix releasede 04/12/03
V Knid esq
5th December 2003, 03:09
I have Testone by Sweet Exorcist on my cardboard phone which I made by cutting out the special pattern on the back of a Weetabix packet.
V Knid esq
5th December 2003, 03:10
If you know what's good for you.
ALRIGHT?
Tomoki
5th December 2003, 07:17
Originally posted by Weishaupt
true..
i dont have a one.....thats pretty cool...and quite
Outsider, outsiderlol
actionjetzon
5th December 2003, 07:17
Originally posted by jukka
who the fuck owns a mobile phone ?
mobile phones are s**t !
...but just because you can´t handle them!
actionjetzon
5th December 2003, 07:18
I need a phone with a proper sampling function! that would be cool
Me?
5th December 2003, 09:19
I can record stuff on my phone and use it as a ringtone so when Mark phone me it plays Subhead 19!
actionjetzon
5th December 2003, 09:45
yeah thats cool Me?! Hows the quality and which phone is that?
Daddys Girl
5th December 2003, 13:04
I admit - when I had a Nokia 3310, I did the whole composer thing - my trax were "Sexual Guarantee" by Alcazar, "Just Can't Get Enough" by Depeché Mode, and "It's Over" by Kurupt - all of which I still think sound decent!!!!
My mum now has the phone, and the ringer is still set to Kurupt....
I've now got a Samsung (not a polyphonic one - I actually hate those ring tones) - No composer trax on it at all - the reason why I like it, is that it has the Caller Group function on it - which works in my favour.
I want a Sony-Ericsson Picture Phone (the square black one with the built in Cam) - but I'm sure it has Polyphonic-Evil on it.
If I do get one, it'll be set to Vibrate all the time....
D_G ;o)
Me?
5th December 2003, 16:49
Originally posted by actionjetzon
yeah thats cool Me?! Hows the quality and which phone is that?
Its the Nokia 7650, im a total phone geek, I am sad and I download applications for it, I even have a remote control on it that you can put to almost any appliance (but my current TV!). I cannot wait for my upgrade!
Nokia 6600 (http://www.nokia.com/cda1?id=33210) Both these phones work on series 60 platforms.
Its cool though as you can hold it to a speaker and record stuff to use as ringtones, the quality isnt that bad either, you need to experiment to see how far away to hold it from the speaker though! :) You can also assign peoples photos to thier info in the address book.
Whats really sad is I used to have a tone that said 'You have mail master' everytime I got a text, it got embarrassing though.
jukka
5th December 2003, 16:54
just watch out as the service of nokia is shit!
the 7650 is quite a good mobile phone (even the quality of the pics is good).
just a lil bit too "big", isn't it ?
Weishaupt
5th December 2003, 16:58
Originally posted by Me?
I can record stuff on my phone and use it as a ringtone so when Mark phone me it plays Subhead 19!
wich side?.....the track with the quak quak quak..?
Me?
5th December 2003, 17:01
Originally posted by Weishaupt
wich side?.....the track with the quak quak quak..?
I couldnt tell you sorry, I will ask Mark.
@Jukka yes it is a bit big but then its harder to lose. ;)
Weishaupt
5th December 2003, 17:03
ok......
c s
5th December 2003, 20:06
ha i've had the record-ringtones feature for 2 years now, before it was made popular. i wanted it because i couldn't stand the nokia beeps playing chart hits everywhere. also it had polyphonic ringtones, quite strange ones obviously engineered by japanese programmers. problem was you couldn't transfer wav's to it, just MIDI converted to a proprietary format. i had a lasergun sound most of the time.
well, now things got a lot better - drop reaktor wav's directly on the phone memory. this is what i expect from life... ;)
but eye of the tiger really isn't a bad idea either, i'll have to look thru my MIDI collection...
but paying for ringtones is crazy - i heard 90% are ordered from schoolyards during the breaks. the prices are ridiculous. same goes for "logos" and that shit. i don't understand why people just download MIDIs and transfer them, same goes for pictures.
as for "sonic pollution" i think the situation is getting better with the single-waveform beep-phones slowly fading. polyphonic stuff is not as penetrating in my opinion.
Espresso Fetish
9th December 2003, 21:43
In the bush we tie a note to the ankle of a bird and the bird flys the note to the person that you need to talk to. :D
dSort
9th December 2003, 21:47
Originally posted by piscaries
i'm trying to program 'the bells' as my ringtone, but i really don't have that sort of motivation
i have "La isla piscola" as mine ;)
dSort
9th December 2003, 21:50
Originally posted by Espresso Fetish
In the bush we tie a note to the ankle of a bird and the bird flys the note to the person that you need to talk to. :D
so....how does your adress books look like?
JE:5
9th December 2003, 21:55
I have one of those recording phones, originally it had me shouting "F**K OFF!" at the top of my voice but I changed it to a near perfect 4 bar loop of Psycosyin by black dog.
marcel
9th December 2003, 22:13
Originally posted by c s
but paying for ringtones is crazy - i heard 90% are ordered from schoolyards during the breaks. the prices are ridiculous. same goes for "logos" and that shit. i don't understand why people just download MIDIs and transfer them, same goes for pictures.
thats whats economics is all about. if you have someone who pays for it...
and btw never underestimate the stupidity of people.
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i used to program/compose ringtones on my sisters phone(cant transfer them to my old one, d'oh). was really fun.
funny little toy
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