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onneca
9th October 2003, 23:53
yeah, in what group are you? the ones who uses the sponge in the shower or the ones who use their hands, or other hands?
and, what do you thing that distinguish one group to the other?

invisibleplanet
9th October 2003, 23:59
neither! i use a brush because i am so hairy :)

huey
9th October 2003, 23:59
no vote?

I used my hands and this distinguish me from the sponge people because i love to fondle myself ... ;)

Loz
10th October 2003, 00:05
I have one of those great sponges that are made up of loads of threads, it's sort of half-sponge/half brush and is brilliant.

I also realise that by using one of these, it probably makes me a girl. But it's still great.

jukka
10th October 2003, 00:26
i use my hands.......the only difference is that i maybe can't reach all the parts of my back with my hands....

anarchosyn
10th October 2003, 00:27
Who has time to wash?

Even if I did though, I'd probably just stand there and let the jets clean the dirt from me.

Weishaupt
10th October 2003, 01:27
i use my magic hands.....
its always a adventure to create a special personal relationsip with me under the shower....lol

emef
10th October 2003, 02:03
yuk... you`re all so dirty, i use soap on a rope.

onneca
10th October 2003, 02:13
and what could happen if your soap fall down in the common shower and you are in prison, that could be risky....or maybe a deep body washing?

emef
10th October 2003, 02:16
or perhaps if i deliberately dropped it just for kicks.

ah but my soap is on a rope, handily wrapped round my wrist and doubles as a weapon in case any of the naughty inmates got too fresh with me :)

onneca
10th October 2003, 02:20
ha ha ha :-)

tsr_tomas
10th October 2003, 03:46
oh yeah, i´m that kind of monster that celebrates the year with a shower for the love and respect of my friends... sometimes i even shave.

ok ok, mostly i use the wounderful hand and soup... sometimes i get a gigant robot to do the work for me and even sometimes a prisoner (from wentworth) do these hard scrubbing.

onneca: what group are you in ?

aleks
10th October 2003, 08:09
i use my little hands, i love to touch myself under the shower...skin on skin lol who needs a rotten sponge?

actionjetzon
10th October 2003, 08:15
never take any shower...what are you talking about?

onneca
10th October 2003, 10:24
me, of course, i only use my hands, from the top to the feet, stopping in every part of my body, and sometimes spanking my bum for a while, and keep on washing it, thats all (this happens normaly, but other days you can be part of several and different situations related to the shower...)

CV
10th October 2003, 10:24
assisted showers are the future .. all hands and soap and sponges

bitch one
10th October 2003, 10:31
hands and soap. i have a very powerful shower.

Lady E
10th October 2003, 10:53
hands
i bought a natural sponge in Kos and i was excited about it but its a bit weird.

bitch one
10th October 2003, 10:55
oops

marcel
10th October 2003, 11:26
hands.
what should i do with spongebob under the shower? thats disgusting

wheezer
10th October 2003, 12:04
I recently got a sponge as a present, and I could not adapt to its sponginess. Back to the hand. Assisted showers are the future though, no doubt.

MUX
10th October 2003, 12:05
with my hands..
and i use a 'demon in the dark' soapbar from Lush..

V Knid esq
10th October 2003, 12:18
I use a pumice stone, and an electric toothbrush for difficult nooks and crannies.

invisibleplanet
10th October 2003, 13:29
o no - a knid-fuelled electric toothbrush fantasy...
i hate u knid ur :p ur evil

animal night train
10th October 2003, 13:40
i use a brillo pad, but i can never seem to get myself clean. dirty dirty dirty!!!

Tomoki
10th October 2003, 14:49
I use my hands and wool out of metallol

Atarythm
10th October 2003, 15:26
I would like to use a girl but well, at the moment there's none who want from me... lol...

So I use my hands...

May Kasahara
10th October 2003, 15:37
Neither, I just get my cats to lick me all over.

emef
10th October 2003, 16:01
Originally posted by animal night train
i use a brillo pad, but i can never seem to get myself clean. dirty dirty dirty!!!

ouch

bitch one
10th October 2003, 16:45
'are you a sponge or a stone?'

oh dear the withnail quotes are coming out now. can we stoop any lower?

Loz
10th October 2003, 18:38
oh yes, I'm sure we can.

Daddys Girl
10th October 2003, 23:36
Originally posted by marcel
hands.
what should i do with spongebob under the shower? thats disgusting

That's really made me laugh... lol

I don't have a shower at my place - it's all baths in my house! But when I am staying someplace with a shower, I use one of those body-puff things - like what Loz mentioned before (you're not a girl mate!)

I like to use body-scrubs in the shower (not soap) - the ones with the "exfoliating" bits in them


D_G ;o)

carbonizedeyesockets
11th October 2003, 12:35
I smash the crusty outer seal from my boday with a toffee hammer.
And sometimes, I too use one of those girly puff things.

wheezer
11th October 2003, 12:44
toffee hammer - thank you erutufon and specifically carbonizedeyesockets for teaching me something new every day.

Lady E
13th October 2003, 16:00
wheezer you can buy toffee here which comes with a special little hammer.

as carbonizedeyesockets says, they are great for that hard to shift crusty outer layer of matted skin.

May Kasahara
13th October 2003, 17:14
Ooh, that layer of dirt which is so powerful you feel like you're still wearing clothes even after you've taken all your clothes off!

V Knid esq
13th October 2003, 17:23
Originally posted by May Kasahara
Ooh, that layer of dirt which is so powerful you feel like you're still wearing clothes even after you've taken all your clothes off!

A veritable exoskeleton of filth - the sort of all-over mung that only a true raver knows circa sunday lunchtime.

CV
13th October 2003, 20:48
is it true that those real sponges , the ones that seem to cost a lot of money for a sponge, are ACTUALLY ALIVE??

FiST
13th October 2003, 20:54
yes, so keep your bathroom door closed at night

Lady E
14th October 2003, 09:22
no, they arent. i bought a few back from greece and they were once alive, they are plants (?) but once wrenched from the sea--bed home, are now dead.

but just saw a clip on tv of a programme on later about infestations and it showed how using sponges basically just spreads bacteria all over the body and are very unhygenic.

so hands win!

animal night train
14th October 2003, 09:48
posted by emma
no, they arent. i bought a few back from greece and they were once alive, they are plants (?)

http://www.education.com/common/resources/lfo/undersea/rfigrspo.html

Sponge: Plant or Animal?
Sponges spend most of their time filtering and cleaning sea water. They are constantly sucking in water through small pores on their sides and shooting it back out through the ostium, or opening, located at the top of their bodies. In a large coral reef, hundreds of gallons of water get strained by sponges every day. While they are filtering, sponges hold onto the small, edible particles of organic matter. These are passed through the sponges' cells as food. The unusable material in the water is shot out of the sponge again. Most sponges are colored a drab gray, brown, or green. When scientists first began studying ocean life, they disagreed over whether the sponge was a plant or an animal. Several factors definitely make a sponge an animal.

First, sponges lack all signs of chlorophyll, the green material that plants need to make food from sunlight. Many species have blue-green bacteria living in their tissues but these are called symbionts, which means they live in concert with the sponge. Secondly, sponges release sperm that travel through the sea water to fertilize the eggs found in the body walls of nearby sponges. Finally, some individual sponge cells can act like muscles, contracting the ostium at the top of the sponge. Other individual cells can extend flowing arms around particles and ingest them. These muscle-like cells are called phagocytes, and the ability to use them is characteristic of animals.


saw a clip on tv
is that a bit like clip on dreadlocks, by any chance?

onneca
14th October 2003, 10:24
oh plant or animal night train :) really interesting

VIRÜS 1
14th October 2003, 12:26
Hello onneca!!

onneca
14th October 2003, 12:35
hello VIRÜS 1, I´m happy you´re here, me and barbarella were waiting for you

barbarella
14th October 2003, 12:47
I hate sponges the hands are more sophisticated

onneca
14th October 2003, 12:49
yeah and more clever!

Weishaupt
14th October 2003, 12:50
barbarella/virüs1/onneca= from the same hutch????

barbarella
14th October 2003, 12:58
oh yes and be carefull with us because we grow up fastlly je je

Weishaupt
14th October 2003, 13:01
höhö....

i put u in wadding.....so....!....now youre save of others and yourself...
lol

May Kasahara
14th October 2003, 13:59
Originally posted by V Knid esq
A veritable exoskeleton of filth - the sort of all-over mung that only a true raver knows circa sunday lunchtime.

It's true. Sometimes that's the only thing that keeps you going through the day though - shower too early and you may never make it to the pub.

wheezer
14th October 2003, 14:03
Originally posted by emma
so hands win!

depends where your hands were, innit?

CV
14th October 2003, 14:48
Originally posted by emma

so hands win!

...hands down


what would be cool , would be to have spongey hands - with sponge fingers

wheezer
14th October 2003, 15:01
unless you want to win at thumbwar, that is!

V Knid esq
14th October 2003, 16:29
Originally posted by wheezer
unless you want to win at thumbwar, that is!

Or pick up heavy objects. You could dip your finger in gin, and suck it out through the day, though, which would be nice.

wheezer
14th October 2003, 17:30
I prefer gin + trips to the gin + sponge version....

http://www.marli.fi/mehut/img_mehu/trip/trip2.jpg

Lady E
14th October 2003, 20:06
welcome barbarella and VIRUS 1!

Mui
15th October 2003, 01:46
I'm more of a deoderant man myself.

Seriously though hands are the way to go, especially someone elses!