hi, new here

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afternoon


carry on

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have you seen our owl?

[Will O The Wisp]

our baboon is 100 times better than our owl
btw
don't miss our insect section

[V Knid esq]

If you could just lift your gonads into the sling, please...

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yes, our nano technicians are very highly skilled indeed.

we regard our insect section to be the best in the known universe.

but I'm sure that pesky Owl is about somewhere.

Isodore made a good job with its wing movements, allmost to good....


....more Owl, than Owl!

[V Knid esq]

Tchaa! You want predators, you should try new improved BEAR:

- fully amphibious
- 15% bulkier than current market leader "tiger"
- dietary flexibility: will run on orca fuel, lion fuel, bee fuel and now on BUNS
- bipedal option
- fully english-speaking (not guaranteed)

so remember, for all your predator needs try NEW - bigger, better, harder, faster BEAR (tm)


disclaimer - the manufacturers will not accept responsibility for stolen pickernic baskets.

[Dialect]

Knid do you think its too early to let the viewers know whats in store for our Grand Winter Conference?

I think not - you lucky people have got the exclusive on the new YETI model X. now entering the last stages of development. The YETI model X, or XETI for short will feature new and improved 'Hunt and Destroy' Neural receptors. Plus the much improved T-M-Bone (Titanium marrow) thats allowed the addition of extra musle mass, the In house beta model was nick named Titan.

hurry and place your orders NOW, we expect this to be popular model. You are one of the few personal friends, a valued client of the Tyrel2000 corporation. So take advantage of this early warning, and just to make the offer more tempting we are giving, yes giving a FREE Warecat mk II with the first 10,000 orders.

HURRY so not to be disapointed! PLACE YOUR ORDER NOW

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im scared

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does that XETI react on sunlight? i want to take it down to my house in malibu to impress my yuppie-friends so sun-resistance would be good. what about warranty?

and what about buggers? i could need something small since my apartment is allready crowded with last years XELEPHANT and the free towels.