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mr.lizard
4th September 2003, 12:38
if you like it stoopid, stick this in your diaries...

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werk, slaxcorp and the justice department are proud to present

WACK
An evening of comedy and electronic music

Come. Come. To a place where to be wack is to be celebrated. Yes, it’s the wackest show in town. Never before has comedy whipped off the pants of electronic music and giving it a jolly good marshmallowing.

This is a place where bleeps and bass mingle with chortles and guffaws. Where the earnest body of electronica gets a custard pie in its face and a kick in the goolies. Where you can dance with tears in your eyes, laughter in your ears and a Scotch Egg rammed in your mouth.

This is the first (and possibly last) instalment of Wack. A night of comedy breaks, clowntempo, wit-hop, droll’n’bass and laughcore.

Starring

WEVIE STONDER – live
Skam Records’ joker in the pack. Wevie’s full live band show has been known to make grown men piss blood and grown women squit like sprinklers. Juicy.

KEN CAMPBELL – spoken werd
At some point we will stop the music and let theatrical legend, comedy historian and vintage oddball Ken talk to the audience for half an hour on a subject of his choosing. We dare you to heckle him.

MATT WAND – DJ (tbc)
Professor Wand is the grandpa of the clowncore movement, historian of funny sounds and all-round herbert. He’ll be playing records for us, maybe.

THE WACK DJs, featuring The Wakdaddi, Cutmaster Ratlet & Gary Weasle
This unhealthy trinity are the meat’n’two veg of Wack; the three pillars of Wackness; the crown jewels lording it over the Wack faithful. The only question is, which one’s the cock?

COMPERED BY Rt Hon. Sir Rimmington Snuffporn KRCG
Straight outta Herne Hill, this eukalele-toting fool will be whipping the crowd up into a murderous rage, before sacrificing himself like so much carrion.

PLUS: Adverse Camber’s Interactive Cheese Slalom & a cast of thousands

FRIDAY OCTOBER 17th @ THE SPITZ
109, Commercial Street, Old Spitalfields Market, E1.
www.spitz.co.uk/ 020 7392 9032
7.30 pm – 1 am, £8 entry.
For more poppycock, or advance tickets, e-mail lizard@werk-it.com,
visit www.werk-it.com or call Rat Cutlet Ltd on 07867 531 645.

Reese
4th September 2003, 12:45
Originally posted by mr.lizard

COMPERED BY Rt Hon. Sir Rimmington Snuffporn KRCG
Straight outta Herne Hill, this eukalele-toting fool will be whipping the crowd up into a murderous rage, before sacrificing himself like so much carrion.


This is the funniest thing I have read for ages. lol

M H
4th September 2003, 12:45
That sounds wicked

emef
4th September 2003, 12:50
i do like it stoopid lol

Marolo
4th September 2003, 12:52
no braindance then? excellent

mr.lizard
4th September 2003, 12:52
does anyone have a contact for the breakdancing midget who operates in the Covent Garden area? We're trying to track him down...

Ali
4th September 2003, 13:35
Been looking forward to this. Are you still planning to have the wanking monkey in attendance?

Hazell
4th September 2003, 14:24
Hehehe.... More lunacy at the hands of the Justice Dept. - G'waaaarn fellas!

Does this mean there'll be a month off werk?

mr.lizard
4th September 2003, 14:35
ali - unfortunately not, the wanking monkey's doing panto in King's Lynn that weekend.

haze - nah man, werk continues apace - october 9th at platic peeps, line-up tbc...

Basic 2: The Revenge
4th September 2003, 14:49
Werd!!

Tell your partner-in-grime his CD is the business...

*in my best pseudo-journo speak*

the tracks are real growers

:D

decadnids
4th September 2003, 15:06
Originally posted by mr.lizard


KEN CAMPBELL – spoken werd
At some point we will stop the music and let theatrical legend, comedy historian and vintage oddball Ken talk to the audience for half an hour on a subject of his choosing. We dare you to heckle him.


brilliant,
I saw hom about 3 years ago doing a spoken word in brighton, with Jeff merryfield, it was absolutly brilliant.
shit, looks like I will have to come up to london in october for this!!!

Hazell
4th September 2003, 15:35
Originally posted by Basic 2: The Revenge
Werd!!

Tell your partner-in-grime his CD is the business...

*in my best pseudo-journo speak*

the tracks are real growers

:D




You funny f'ker!!!lol

Hazell
4th September 2003, 15:50
p.s. Talkin' about werk-related matters...

Ain't about time we had a little noise in anticipation of next weeks werk party @ Plastic People with that baaaaad man, Surgeon?

So who of you London fuckerz is gonna be in da house, huh? Huh? Huh?

(I'm so excited, I'm ALREADY there!!! :-p

mr.lizard
4th September 2003, 15:56
I wuz gonna wait until this weekend was out the way, but since you mention it - okay - i'll post something!

and haze, do you wanna email me re tickets and let me know how many peeps you want?

cheers me old cheddar

Hazell
4th September 2003, 16:13
You read my mind! ;)

Lady E
4th September 2003, 17:58
NICE ONE LIZARD

will sticky nearer the time - do remind me

V Knid esq
4th September 2003, 18:26
Originally posted by mr.lizard
COMPERED BY Rt Hon. Sir Rimmington Snuffporn KRCG
Straight outta Herne Hill, this eukalele-toting fool will be whipping the crowd up into a murderous rage, before sacrificing himself like so much carrion.

Oh I've heard of him... a right prick apparently. (And he comes from East Dulwich not Herne Hill)

Lady E
4th September 2003, 23:23
yes definitely a bit of a prick

mr.lizard
5th September 2003, 10:24
ja wohl, thanks emma

knid, i'll take this up with snuffporn's agent. i reckon herne hill's got a better ring to it

TroyMoyOnions
5th September 2003, 10:26
the spaniish Wack force will be making its best efforts to be in full Wack attendence....

will we need Wck entry passses...

or maybee if we come dressed as loons we will get a wack on the back and thats that?...

canne wait ya trollup

mr.lizard
5th September 2003, 10:50
hurrah for onions! madrid's answer to jimmy crankie... and an expert breast-feeder we hear ; )

less of the trollup son

V Knid esq
5th September 2003, 11:07
Originally posted by mr.lizard
ja wohl, thanks emma

knid, i'll take this up with snuffporn's agent. i reckon herne hill's got a better ring to it

Oh yes, plenty of high-quality ring in Herne Hill :)