Everything Is Rubbish

[Orang Utan]

Here's a list of things that I currently think are rubbish.


Music
Films
Television
Books
Newspapers
Work
Comedy
Air
Cats
Dogs
Squashy stuff
Weevils
Insincerity
DJ Sets
Live sets
Playing CDs at home
MP3
Cassettes
Talking
The Sun
Biscuits
Smiling
Clubs
Drama
Clouds
People
Alcohol
Crumbs
Frowning
Drowning
Drugs
Hair
Cigarettes
London
Bunny Rabbits
The rest of the world
Football
All sport
Money
Earplugs
Ears
Number 3
My contributions to this forum
Rubbish
Me
The internet
Chat forums
People's houses
Going on holiday
Chatty colleagues who don't know when I'm trying to work/use the net
Those who have no sense of humour


Any more?

[Reese]

Cyberdyne

[bitch one]

piles

[Weishaupt]

me

[platinumray]

Originally posted by Orang Utan

Number 3


there ain't nothin' wrong with the magic number:)

[Orang Utan]

Originally posted by platinumray


there ain't nothin' wrong with the magic number:)
Yes there is - it's a rubbish number. Don't like 424 either

[technojon]

post sucks

[platinumray]

i love the number 154

i hate electro-gash

[Orang Utan]

All numbers are rubbish, especially 1s and 0s.

[emef]

people who make out i have no sense of humour just cos i dont think everything is rubbish are rubbish lol

[Hazell]

Apes!

Ginger Hair!

[Lady E]

daddy long-legs
my cat vomiting up hair balls
the state of the music business
my bank balance

[Orang Utan]

Originally posted by emef
people who make out i have no sense of humour just cos i dont think everything is rubbish are rubbish lol

Who might that be?:)

[Orang Utan]

Originally posted by Hazell
Apes!

Ginger Hair!

Fuck off - they're fantastic - traitor!

[emef]

lightbulbs are rubbish... they all go at the same time

[Hazell]

Originally posted by Orang Utan


Fuck off - they're fantastic - traitor!

Everything's rubbish eh?

Looks like I've just called your bluff fool!!! lol

[emef]

heehee

[amble]

morning tram drivers are rubbish! they allways do these sudden breaks just when you're on your way back to dreamland again.

[Koistie]

sitting beside the same moaning tutting fat no life gossiping bee-atch every day for 3 and a half years is rubbish.

[Orang Utan]

Originally posted by Hazell


Everything's rubbish eh?

Looks like I've just called your bluff fool!!! lol


But I said everything I post is rubbish so what I said can't be believed so er....um...er......

[Patrick]

Originally posted by Hazell
Apes!

Ginger Hair!

Ha ha, beat me to it.;)

[Hazell]

Originally posted by Orang Utan



But I said everything I post is rubbish so what I said can't be believed so er....um...er......

PM me when your retort is fullproof, homez!

[maelstrom]

Bosses are rubbish and so are traffic wardens and greedy record labels. And so is forgetting things and expensive flights.

[wheezer]

Originally posted by emef
lightbulbs are rubbish... they all go at the same time

I have a lightbulb now that has worked for almost 10 years! it's a special candle-flame design which I use in conjunction with a large plastic Godzilla.

[Marolo]

everything except craig david is rubbish

[emef]

Originally posted by wheezer


I have a lightbulb now that has worked for almost 10 years! it's a special candle-flame design which I use in conjunction with a large plastic Godzilla.

please dont tease me with your sci-fi future bulbs

[deccard]

sweating from mouseclicking is rubbish.

[Goonie]

I agree with Marolo craig isn't rubbish

[bitch one]

message boards are rubbish

[nothinghere]

rubbish is rubbish

[FiST]

Originally posted by emma
daddy long-legs


daddy long legs are really the most useless of all the insects, they just break themselves by moving around and generally are pretty crap, who's idea were they anyway?

[jukka]

fastfood is rubbish
work is rubbish
the world divided into several countries is rubbish
speaking different languages is rubbish


and at least it's me who is rubbish

[jukka]

hahaha.....daddy long-legs is a crazy name for an insect !

[FiST]

that's becos they are crazy insects and not at all durable lol

[deccard]

Originally posted by FiST


daddy long legs are really the most useless of all the insects, they just break themselves by moving around and generally are pretty crap, who's idea were they anyway?

what are daddy long legs?

[Orang Utan]

It's a spindly little spider: http://www.fi.edu/ppss/inline/long_legs.gif though people often mistake crane flies for them: http://insects.tamu.edu/extension/bulletins/uc/images/uc022-1.jpg

All insects and arachnids are rubbish

[FiST]

http://www.forestry.ubc.ca/fetch21/FRST308/lab3/tipula_paludosa/adult.jpg

this is one that has been broken already.

fucking rubbish

[decadnids]

this thread is rubbish.

[deccard]

it´s funny to see some people go insane with a crane fly in their room. they really think they are big mosquitos.

[FiST]

so they're called crane flies, i don't think i knew that, have always called the useless fukers daddy long things.

[jukka]

they are also called daddy long-legs..........so don't worry fist........hehe

[Me?]

Originally posted by Orang Utan

All insects and arachnids are rubbish

Thats not true insects and arachnids are facinating, you probably dont like them because you dont understand them.
Sit and watch my tarantula for a day, she gorgeous and totally fascinating.:)

[jukka]

ähm, the tarantula isn't running around your house, or is Me? ?

she is in a cage.....or........not......??

[Lady E]

those pictures made me feel physically ill!

[jukka]

are you that much afraid of those daddy longy leggy ones ?

[karitek]

the atlantic ocean (making all you lot so far away!) is rubbish

[Scoz]

Iceland, the country, is rubbish for starting whaleing again for "scientific" reasons.
Iceland the shop is rubbish cos it's rubbish
The Faroe Isles are rubbish because the never stopped whaleing.
Japan is also rubbish for the same reason.

[jukka]

whaleing is indeed rubbish

mass destruction weapons are rubbish, too

[Articulate]

these bugs will fit for the next mosquito pressing very well hehe

[Me?]

Originally posted by jukka
ähm, the tarantula isn't running around your house, or is Me? ?

she is in a cage.....or........not......??

Hi Jukka,
No she is in a sealed tank that she cant escape from, she does come out for a play every now and again, but I will leave her in the tank when you come to stay. Unfortunatly I may have to rehome her, I dont want to but we need cash for moving and I cant take all the animals with us. I dont think the landlord is going to like her either. I had a Goliath Bird eater too, (a very unfriendly spider) but he has been rehomed now due to our move.
She did try and escape once, it was really funny, MH and I were at a gig in Cardiff and we got a call through from the babysitter saying she ws halfway out her tank (at the time she had a makeshift lid), non of the kids or the babysitter would touch her to get her back in, I had to get the children from next door on the phone to tell them to go round and poke her back in with a stick. Everything was alright in the end.
At the minute we have a Milk snake missing somewhere, it escaped well over a year ago, I reckon it could well turn up when we have cleared all the stuff out for moving, Oh well if it doesnt the next people who live here could have a shock one day!

[Me?]

Originally posted by Scoz
Iceland, the country, is rubbish for starting whaleing again for "scientific" reasons.
Iceland the shop is rubbish cos it's rubbish
The Faroe Isles are rubbish because the never stopped whaleing.
Japan is also rubbish for the same reason.

I agree here whaling should be banned! The japanese are very wierd when it comes to their food, they are mainly responsible for a lot of sea fish on their way out to exstinction, Cod being one of those fish. They also fish out of fishing terratories with no regard for what they are catching.
Around the start of the year I was offered a job in Puerto Rico on a reptile breeding farm that bred mainly Iguanas, but snakes and other lizards too, supposedly for the pet trade. I did some research into the company and found out that these were the biggest suppliers of exotics meat to the Japanese restaurant trade. Urgh! Hence I didnt even consider the job.

[Orang Utan]

Originally posted by Me?


Thats not true insects and arachnids are facinating, you probably dont like them because you dont understand them.
Sit and watch my tarantula for a day, she gorgeous and totally fascinating.:)

Pets are rubbish

[bitch one]

daddy long legs are definitely the most rubbish thing mentioned so far imo

[Me?]

Whaling is rubbish
The Japanese restaurant trade is rubbish
And people who dont appreciate peoples love of animals are rubbish.

Got to admit though im not overly keen on Daddy long legs flying in my face, but there are loads worse insects out there. Its coming up to that Daddy long legs time of year.

[Orang Utan]

Whales are rubbish.
Animal Rights are most certainly rubbish

[Dibu-Z]

the question should be what is not rubbish!

milk?

[Virus]

lists of rubbish things are rubbish

[Me?]

Originally posted by Orang Utan
Whales are rubbish.
Animal Rights are most certainly rubbish

What is wrong with Whales and animal rights? Why are they rubbish?

[Me?]

Originally posted by Dibu-Z
the question should be what is not rubbish!



Whaling
Animal rights.

[Orang Utan]

Originally posted by Me?


What is wrong with Whales and animal rights? Why are they rubbish?

Whales are too big and have big ugly barnacles on them. And they smell of fish. And they are crap at soccer.

Animal rights are overrated. And is a crap Moby album.

[Me?]

Originally posted by Orang Utan


Whales are too big and have big ugly barnacles on them. And they smell of fish. And they are crap at soccer.

Animal rights are overrated. And is a crap Moby album.

Do you live in the ocean and do you have to look at them everyday?

You are a bit dim arnt you? Back to school for you. I thought you would come back at me with a serous answer.
Im off to feed the Bearded Dragons.

[Dibu-Z]

Originally posted by Me?


Whaling
Animal rights.

....and reptiles! bags aren´t rubbish too!

[Weishaupt]

jea..and reptils shoes

[Orang Utan]

Originally posted by Me?


I thought you would come back at me with a serous answer.


Being serious is also rubbish.
If you want a serious answer, start a serious thread :-p

[Lady E]

whales are crap at soccer / football, tis true

does anyone remember a recent -ish PETA pro-whaling campaign

the premise was that if the whole world ate and used only whales for animal products instead of the millions of others, the cruelty and waste etc would be vastly reduced.
as there is no way of factory farming whales that fate could never befall them, and as they must be hunted other food sources would have to be relied upon as a standby in times of whale famine

the ocean food chain would be better and support whale breeding
- its a persuasive argument, obviously only rhetoric - but made me think for about 1 minute anyway...

having said that i read an article about the woman who runs PETA in the guardian or something recently and she is an unmitigated nutbag who hates humans

[Orang Utan]

Originally posted by Dibu-Z
the question should be what is not rubbish!

milk?

Check the title of the thread then start your own thread.


Anyway not rubbish is also rubbish.

[Dibu-Z]

its rubbish to make your own threads!

[Orang Utan]

Originally posted by Dibu-Z
its rubbish to make your own threads!

So you're a follower, not a leader?

Have some gumption!:)

[Weishaupt]

Originally posted by Orang Utan


Check the title of the thread then start your own thread.




pure thread ignorance:)

[Me?]

Originally posted by Orang Utan


Check the title of the thread then start your own thread.


Anyway not rubbish is also rubbish.

Are you Phil? You sound like him.

[Dibu-Z]

gumptions even more than rubbish.....i don´t like leaders! take a look at all the big leaders, do you like them

[Dibu-Z]

Popel essen is rubbish...you do?

[Weishaupt]

Originally posted by Dibu-Z
Popel essen is rubbish...you do?

popo fassen is rubbish

[Marolo]

dj rubbish is definately rubbish

[Orang Utan]

Originally posted by Dibu-Z
gumptions even more than rubbish.....i don´t like leaders! take a look at all the big leaders, do you like them

Leaders? I hate them but I don't have much time for their followers either.

I am not Phil - I have some manners. And a sense of humour. And I am not a hateful twunt.

[Weishaupt]

i have not a sense of humor

[Lady E]

*note*
i think this is a lighthearted thread...i could be wrong....

[Weishaupt]

lighthearted?.....what means this?

[Weishaupt]

oh..ask the translator bevor you ask emma.......

jup.....i agree

[Orang Utan]

This is lighthearted:

http://web.ukonline.co.uk/conker/conkers-and-ghosts/morris-dance.jpg

[Weishaupt]

hehe...thanks....utano..thats a very nice pic from the heathrow airport

[technojon]

consistency is rubbish

[Dibu-Z]

Originally posted by Orang Utan
Leaders? I hate them but I don't have much time for their followers either.


hehe, good one...but who or what are you? a following leader or a leading follower? or....what?


btw...who is phil? :)

[Orang Utan]

Originally posted by Dibu-Z


hehe, good one...but who or what are you? a following leader or a leading follower? or....what?


btw...who is phil? :)

I am neither. I like to carp from the sidelines - to jeer and make unhelpful and frivolous suggestions is my forté.

Who is Phil? Phil lives under a bridge and eats billy goats.

[Dibu-Z]

Originally posted by Orang Utan


I am neither. I like to carp from the sidelines - to jeer and make unhelpful and frivolous suggestions is my forté.


thats a good way man, we need more peepz like you! lol

work is rubbish

..don´t smoke that much...it just makes everything rubbish, and it is rubbish

[M H]

@ Orang

Phil was someone who liked to carp from the sidelines, he jeered and made unhelpful and frivolous suggestions.. He also lived under a bridge and ate billy goats...

You're coming across as contrary and annoying...I am not warming to you....

[Orang Utan]

Originally posted by M H
@ Orang

Phil was someone who liked to carp from the sidelines, he jeered and made unhelpful and frivolous suggestions.. He also lived under a bridge and ate billy goats...

You're coming across as contrary and annoying...I am not warming to you....

I will endeavour to make some constructive statements in the future but given the title of this thread, I will refrain from it here.

Thanks for the compliment. Consider it returned.

[Lady E]

guys can we try not to start the fighting immediately?

can we give it a week at least?

thanks!

[M H]

Sorry Emma, I just can't be doing with blatently ignorant comments....

[Orang Utan]

Originally posted by M H
Sorry Emma, I just can't be doing with blatently ignorant comments....

You've obviously read this thread the wrong way.
They were blatantly facetious, not ignorant.

:D

[Reese]

http://www.gulliver.cc/graphic/rubbish-title.gif

[Orang Utan]

Originally posted by Reese
http://www.gulliver.cc/graphic/rubbish-title.gif

I think you're onto something

[Tec]

Working out marketing strategies for this new product is total rubbish.

Advertising sucks major league penguin penis.:(

[TEC-HO]

Public transport is super rubbish.

[jukka]

Originally posted by Me?


Hi Jukka,
No she is in a sealed tank that she cant escape from, she does come out for a play every now and again, but I will leave her in the tank when you come to stay. Unfortunatly I may have to rehome her, I dont want to but we need cash for moving and I cant take all the animals with us. I dont think the landlord is going to like her either. I had a Goliath Bird eater too, (a very unfriendly spider) but he has been rehomed now due to our move.
She did try and escape once, it was really funny, MH and I were at a gig in Cardiff and we got a call through from the babysitter saying she ws halfway out her tank (at the time she had a makeshift lid), non of the kids or the babysitter would touch her to get her back in, I had to get the children from next door on the phone to tell them to go round and poke her back in with a stick. Everything was alright in the end.
At the minute we have a Milk snake missing somewhere, it escaped well over a year ago, I reckon it could well turn up when we have cleared all the stuff out for moving, Oh well if it doesnt the next people who live here could have a shock one day!

heyyoo,
ah that story would have been a horrortrip for me ;)
you would have never got me back in the house until the spider is in the tank again (even if he/she is just half out of her tank).....and you would never get me to put he/she back in the tank even not with a 2m long stick...hehe
not that i hate them it's just that i am afraid of big&hairy spiders at all.
whats a milk snake (is it a young snake or special kind of a snake) ?

[Reese]

Originally posted by jukka

whats a milk snake


It sounds like something from Bo Selecta.

[M H]

Originally posted by jukka
whats a milk snake (is it a young snake or special kind of a snake) ?

http://www.applegatereptiles.com/species/pueblan.jpg

[Reese]

That's a Coral snake.

[Me?]

Originally posted by Reese
That's a Coral snake.

No its not that is a Milk Snake, in Nature some animals defend themselves by looking like other animals. Yes it does look just like the Corel Snake but there is a difference in the Stripes. There is a species of King Snake that looks like both these too.
Basically the King Snake and Milk Snake (both non-venemous) will be found around the West Coast of North America, the Corel Snake (Highly venomous)will be found around Mexico and South America.

[Me?]

Coral Snake....

The differenece is black on white / white on black..... look closely

[jukka]

does a milk snake bite ?
and does it hurt ?

btw what does venemous mean (must be poisening, or?) ??

[Tec]

SHE is a lizard after all...i wouldn't fuck with HER!! reptille knowledge.;)

[Me?]

Originally posted by jukka
does a milk snake bite ?
and does it hurt ?

btw what does venemous mean (must be poisening, or?) ??

Venomous slightly means poisonous, although things are only poisonous if you eat them. If you got bit by a Coral Snake you would be in trouble.

Yes I have been bitten by a Milksnake, its non venemous and doesnt hurt anymore than a snake of its little size, they dont get bigger than around 3 foot, or 1 meter for you Europeans.

@Tec I am a girl and yes im a total reptile geek!

[Orang Utan]

Originally posted by Me?


@Tec I am a girl and yes im a total reptile geek!

Don't tell him you're a girl! Oof too late!

[technojon]

geeks ,of all sorts, are excellent.

sorry wrong thread.

[jukka]

Originally posted by Me?


Venomous slightly means poisonous, although things are only poisonous if you eat them. If you got bit by a Coral Snake you would be in trouble.

Yes I have been bitten by a Milksnake, its non venemous and doesnt hurt anymore than a snake of its little size, they dont get bigger than around 3 foot, or 1 meter for you Europeans.

@Tec I am a girl and yes im a total reptile geek!
hmmm.....i may could try to touch any of ya reptiles....as long as you promise me i won't die if they bite me ;)
maybe i am gonna loose my fear about them then !??

it's okay if the snake is venomous when i eat Ã*t because i have no need to eat a snake .

[M H]

Originally posted by Orang Utan


Don't tell him you're a girl! Oof too late!

My Girl.....

Get with the program

[Tec]

Originally posted by Me?


Venomous slightly means poisonous, although things are only poisonous if you eat them. If you got bit by a Coral Snake you would be in trouble.

Yes I have been bitten by a Milksnake, its non venemous and doesnt hurt anymore than a snake of its little size, they dont get bigger than around 3 foot, or 1 meter for you Europeans.

@Tec I am a girl and yes im a total reptile geek!

Well heeeeelooooo...

http://www.characterevents.com/images/char_superhero.jpg

[Reese]

Originally posted by Me?
Coral Snake....

The differenece is black on white / white on black..... look closely


OK, now I know!!! Thanks! :)

[M H]

Oh dear......

[M H]

In your dreams tec, we're engaged...

[Tec]

Originally posted by M H
In your dreams tec, we're engaged...

Jeezus mate, take a joke for a joke...happily married myself anyway..

[Reese]

Originally posted by Tec


Jeezus mate, take a joke for a joke...happily married myself anyway..



...so why were you trying to chat up Emma the other day??

[Reese]

....it was a RUBBISH attempt, BTW. ;)

[Orang Utan]

The boy can't help it!

[M H]

if you're going to do that kind of thing, keep it to the overload board please....

[Tec]

Originally posted by Reese
....it was a RUBBISH attempt, BTW. ;)

So is your attempt at being all secretive and shit but hey! horses for courses...;)

[M H]

I'll repeat...
if you're going to do that kind of thing, keep it to the overload board please....

[Reese]

Originally posted by Tec


So is your attempt at being all secretive and shit but hey! horses for courses...;)

R-i-g-h-t-i-o......

[Mui]

fucking shit cars that won't start are rubbish.
I've had a bad morning. mornings are rubbish too.

[shard]

friday mornings are RUBBISH. grrrrrrrrrrrr