What are we all NOT listening to part 1

[TroyMoyOnions]

you lot seem pretty open minded and widely spread ( fnar fnar) when it comes to sounds...

but is there anything you are paticularly NOT listening to at the mo?

me...

metallica..... my girlfriends bro who is living with us at the moment is a SERIOUS metallica head and spends every possible minute he can pumping them out of his stereo in his room..... this can be heard all over madrid..... i dont mind a bit of rock.....but i get this funny tingly feeling everytime he heads for his room now......
to top it....when ever hes not in a " thrash" in his room he air guitars.. moshes and whistles all there stuff all round the flat....

help!

so yeh.. not listening to metallica..... as much as is possible anyway!!

that and the small voice in the back off my head that keeps going on about babies...

AAaaa!

[marcel]

still carl craig..

[wheezer]

two words: sarah connor

[Me?]

There are 2 types of music which is banned in our house and thats Country and Western.

[Marolo]

word up on Metallica...

[JE:5]

Ironic Shoreditch 80's childrens TV theme tunes.

[grobelaar]

Originally posted by JE:5
Ironic Shoreditch 80's childrens TV theme tunes.

is this the latest bit of bandwagoning going on at the mo...

I was in our company's social commitee meeting the other day, and one of the guys piped up that he only ever goes out in Shoreditch now, because its the ONLY place in the WHOLE of London with anything decent on -

i tell you it wasn't keeping a straight face that I had trouble with, no, it was trying not to spray my tea and shortcake all over the other members...

Admittedly there's probably a lot on in Shoreditch, its just the 'cool' thing that I can't stand - like I'm not part of it, cos I can't be arsed to go an buy a pair of those over-priced Puma pumps - and be just like everyone else.

Man those Puma's tick me off - I see people in them - and you know what they do actually make you walk like a tosser... I've noticed they don't support the whole of the ball of your foot - lending you a bit of a Jamie Oliver swagger... :)

Sorry off-topic rant...

[Daddys Girl]

Grob - are you talikng about the 'trendy kids' and having a rant about them and their puma's?... ;o)

D_G

B.T W - I'm mostly NOT listening to anything by the Darkness - they just annoy me.

[carbonizedeyesockets]

I've been really trying my best not to listen to any Matt Bianco, but at about 4 o'clock yesterday i snapped and i've been at it like hammer and tongs. SOMEBODY MAKE IT STOP

[Tomoki]

Originally posted by wheezer
two words: sarah connor

why not? she´s the most talented ,best looking female artist in the worldlol
who else did two rip-off covers in the last time?

[aleks]

trance and rave ...and bro´sis, gareth gates and all them idiots. arghhhh...

[deccard]

at work i´m forced to listen to radio everyday for a certain amont of time (already a compromise). i had the chance to choose between two channels. one for people 20 years older than me and one for people who should never get old. so on the second one was this nena vs eminem bootleg and they played it every fuckin day twice.
(nena is a german 80ies star...).
the "radio situation" should soon be solved. i just need to find the right baseballbat.

[LEFTHANDLOU]

Yup the Radio is shit. So I guess I vote the radio and fucking 50 cent. How many times can they possibly play the same tired ass shit. They should just put that CD on repeat and go home.

[emef]

tech house... feck off wi ya watered down shit

berlin - take my breath away
nena - 99 red balloons

any players of the last 2 will receive instant and lasting pain.

[Mirsha]

Whatever soft rock my flatmate wants to play loudly.

[Me?]

Originally posted by emef


berlin - take my breath away
nena - 99 red balloons




God I can remember when these 2 came out, yes you are right they are still 2 of the most annoying tunes of all time, specially take my breath away! Wasnt it in some annoying film too, Top Gun or something, I remember the film it was in is one of my most hated films of all time.
Its tunes like that which gave the 80s a bad reputation!

[Eva]

...i'm not listening to stupid techno music...

[grobelaar]

Originally posted by emef
tech house... feck off wi ya watered down shit



totally - I what is it with tech-house - some genres of music seem to spring up out of the leftovers of uvver music - just to confound and annoy us...

wishy-washy rubbish...

[JE:5]

It's either house or it's fucking techno (or just crap), end of story

[dirtyho]

mmmm..... its either black or its white - no shades of grey huh?

[TroyMoyOnions]

yeh that fucking tech ouse bolloks..... cant stand it..and all that High N R G...... grrrr..
in spain they call it Bacalao which translates as Cod.. the type of fish!...
i think all music like this should be made to have the tag " COd"..
i reckon that would make em think twice eh!! ;)

[deccard]

Originally posted by dirtyho
mmmm..... its either black or its white - no shades of grey huh?

"purists killed techno"
- tony rohr

[old skool]

I am not listening to tech 'ouse, crap 'breakz' that sample old classics and make them shite, erm vocal Subliminal house bollox, errr hard house and crap weak ass hiphop combos with shite r&b singers.... Busta sort yerself out fella ....

[emef]

Originally posted by Me?


God I can remember when these 2 came out, yes you are right they are still 2 of the most annoying tunes of all time, specially take my breath away! Wasnt it in some annoying film too, Top Gun or something, I remember the film it was in is one of my most hated films of all time.
Its tunes like that which gave the 80s a bad reputation!

the berlin tune is defiantely the worst , it was no 1 for ages.
it was from top gun and had that crappy video set in the plane graveyard.

[emef]

Originally posted by dirtyho
mmmm..... its either black or its white - no shades of grey huh?

yep, you got it lol no shades of grey in this mutherfucker... shamown

[old skool]

I don't mind that Berlin track or Top Gun... but anything by T'Pau or Elton John.... uuuggh ....

[emef]

do you not go a bundle on "china in your in hand" then? hehe

[dirtyho]

"Busta sort yerself out fella ...."
yeah - but you try telling someone who's not into techno that galaxy to galaxy is techno

[old skool]

I frickin' hate that song mate ... and I don't like her either !!

And add Shakespears Sister to the list too ....

[bitch one]

i am definitely not listening to jobbie williams doing his tedious elton john impersonations

[emef]

Originally posted by old skool
And add Shakespears Sister to the list too ....

aww but their trax were quite good and they were both really HOTT

[platinumray]

Originally posted by grobelaar
Man those Puma's tick me off - I see people in them - and you know what they do actually make you walk like a tosser... I've noticed they don't support the whole of the ball of your foot - lending you a bit of a Jamie Oliver swagger... :)


ha ha it's so true,

i also find those visor mullet people very funny. they wear knee boxer boots with combats tucked in, a backwards upside down visor with a stringy vest and a mullet hair cut that costs over £100. i can't help feeling that these people actually look down their coke filled noses at us 'norms'. the thing that gets me is that it's not kids i'm talking about. they should be old enough to know better.

anyway, you won't find me listening to ltj bukem or any progressive drum and bass.

[Marolo]

I think the key words are:
progressive and uplifting

[grobelaar]

Aphex, Squarepusher, Venetian Snares - IDM... sorry don't get it - still sounds like a lot of noisy Amiga demos to me...

[dirtyho]

I think the key words are: progressive and uplifting
WORD

[platinumray]

Originally posted by grobelaar
Aphex, Squarepusher, Venetian Snares - IDM... sorry don't get it - still sounds like a lot of noisy Amiga demos to me...


that's a shame grobs, noisy they may be and idm is a shit genre title for anybody to be placed under but the afore mentioned artists have entertained me greatly.

[bitch one]

i am also not listening to music that sounds like a vanload of coathangers crashing into a cutlery factory

[old skool]

Originally posted by grobelaar
Aphex, Squarepusher, Venetian Snares - IDM... sorry don't get it - still sounds like a lot of noisy Amiga demos to me...

I agree. Early Aphex I love cos it sounds like music. All the rest and recent Aphex sound like someones chucked a drumkit down a long flight of stairs. I don't geddit either..

Even though I've decided to go to the Squarepusher gig here in Liverpool next week for my birthday ... maybe if I'm spannered on the dancefloor it might make sense !

[deccard]

Originally posted by bitch one
i am also not listening to music that sounds like a vanload of coathangers crashing into a cutlery factory

sounds like my father describing techno ;)

but i´m not a big fan of such electronic drumsolowanks too.
like some electronic yngwie malmsteen or so...

[Sheridan]

I am not listening to pop "punk" (avril this means you!!!).
any new hip hop that is played on the radio (50 cent, nelly, etc)
and any female singers where the term "diva" is attached. obviously diva is another word that people don't know the true meaning of the word so now anyone and their mother can be considered a diva.
beyonce and jennifer lopez are not divas! sorry to burst your bubble.

[platinumray]

boo hoo hoo, my buble is bursted. what ever will i do now.

what about beyonce tho, she's hot:)

[Sheridan]

to some she is. but does that mean she should be a superstar??

[deccard]

she´s too thinny :(

[old skool]

Beyonce has a good voice but she's a wannabe Tina Turner... even the way she dances ....

[penciLneck]

I am definately not listening all of trances latest incarnations, you know the chipmunk singing and same bloody bassline and drums they have been using for the last 5 years. soooo crap and boring.

[ischo]

and phatlipsucker lazy Jay-Z being featured on all "UPCOMING R&B Starlets" yuck

[aleks]

linkin´ park and the likes...

[ischo]

.....or RASMUS....

"i've been watching, i've been waiting....for the FUCKING SHADOW OF DEATH THAT I SHALL FUCKIN FUCK FFUCKCUCUFKCUCUFKCKCC......"

[grunder]

Originally posted by old skool
Beyonce has a good voice but she's a wannabe Tina Turner... even the way she dances ....

well she best go get her ass beat up by an amazing pianist then...
then she go get have the shit.....

[marcel]

trance and this whole popthing,hhmm. as we would not know already that noone of us listens to this stuff.
this thread would make more sense if you calll it 'what not so obvious are we all not listening to'
hm,but maybe the english grammar now doesnt make sense anymore.

hey, im not listening to chris liebing and the likes! surprise surprise!
i really started to hate him as person after reading interviews with him in groove and keyboards. yeah, im a person full of hate. be aware of me

[Virus]

Originally posted by marcel

hey, im not listening to chris liebing and the likes! surprise surprise!
i really started to hate him as person after reading interviews with him in groove and keyboards

i don't like him either, but what was it in these interviews? just curious..

i also am not listeing to tech-house fabric/terry francis style

take techno, add house, mix , remove the best elements of each, dilute lots then let stew over a two hour set, and there you have the recepie for tech house!

[Hazell]

Originally posted by Virus
...take techno, add house, mix , remove the best elements of each, dilute lots then let stew over a two hour set, and there you have the recepie for tech house!

(Shhhh... Or they'll all be doing it!;) )

...More likely to get me dancing with a liberal dose of chloroform!

[marcel]

nothing really bad,virus. just realising that he makes this dumb plain simple music because he has the fear(or more the panic) that his dumb clones wont like him anymore. he just doesnt take any risks because of such a big amount of fear! i mean here in germany he has even become bigger than väth in some places! hes a kind of a god for a lot of em. then youre not trying to give em something besides the things they already now then youre in that situation in what else situation you would do?? its..so..jesus..it makes me so angry!
imo people like him are way more worse to the music and its scene than a scooter or something similar could ever be.
anyhow im off now

[Sheridan]

I am not listening to aerosmith. never liked them. never will.
dude looks like a lady indeed.

[grobelaar]

i think its about time we redefined the term 'diva'

Here's some things that should definitely be involved...

1) Smoke lots of fags
2) Drink whisky/brandy like water
3) Sound note perfect and yet still like someone pouring gravel down a drainpipe
4) Erm, super sexy and looks like they can eat a whole boy band for brekkie...

any one got any more...

[Tomoki]

I´m not listening to the "singers" in those popstar-cast-shows. if you know one song, you know every song, ´cause it´s all the same cheap soft-washed crap.

[Daddys Girl]

I'm not Beyonce's biggest fan, but some of sher shit sticks in your head - and although Tina Turner is a kind of legend, I've always thought she moved like a cow trying to squeeze out a calf - sorry....

She's got the moves - and she's also got the case of the fits too....

D_G ;o)

[invisibleplanet]

Originally posted by old skool
Beyonce has a good voice but she's a wannabe Tina Turner... even the way she dances ....

you mean 'ripples' that girls ripples. I wish i could ripple.

i'm NOT listening to I've All-Ways Hated This City Mix from
The DUST Boys (http://www.dustclub.com/downloads/TheDUSTBoys-IveAll-WaysHatedThisCity.zip) ...

but i was listening to it earlier lol

[grobelaar]

Originally posted by Daddys Girl
I'm not Beyonce's biggest fan, but some of sher shit sticks in your head - and although Tina Turner is a kind of legend, I've always thought she moved like a cow trying to squeeze out a calf - sorry....

She's got the moves - and she's also got the case of the fits too....

D_G ;o)

I think the way to achieve a perfect Tina Turner dance is to place an inflated baloon between your knees and then walk backwards and forwards, while wearing high-heel shoes...

[jukka]

all stuff (trash) by rammstein.....i fucking hate them !!!!!!!



and all this shit discofilterblablabla kinda "music"

[Goonie]

Originally posted by bitch one
i am also not listening to music that sounds like a vanload of coathangers crashing into a cutlery factory

hahahaha

my mum describes it as "door bell music"

I am certainly not listening to Junior Senior

[CHIP TRONIC]

i hate shakira...

[TroyMoyOnions]

hmmm.. it seems the is quite a lot of stuff we are NOT listening to...


my flat mate has been playing some really nice Lee Perry dub stuff this morning....

could this be the end of Metallica!!......fingers crossed!!

[deccard]

i forgot to mention tatu....yak.
heard just a country version of paradise city in the radio...oh please

[Sheridan]

evanescence. I think that is how you spell it. they have some stupid track that is all over the radio here in the states. utter garbage.

[aleks]

i hate that one so much...it makes me angry just thinking about it.

[Sheridan]

Originally posted by aleks
i hate that one so much...it makes me angry just thinking about it.

cool. then we can start the anti fan club.

[Goonie]

Originally posted by CHIP TRONIC
i hate shakira...

Whilst on holiday last year in new york, some friends and I went to a pizza place called Joes on 6th Ave (just in case anyone knows it) after a night out. Shakira pulled up in her car outside the shop, we were pretty bevied and proceeded laugh at her till she drove off (oops). How come you always think of something to say way too late? I would have loved to have shouted in a drunk scottish accent "Shakira yeh areny even Latino?!!"

(Jason "they're only noodles" Patrick from the Lost boys was also Bizarrely in getting some pizza too, we did shout at him for jumping the queue so he bought our pizza for us! see - shouting at famous people does pay!)

Definitely not listening to Shakira

:)

[Small Paul]

I'm certainly NOT listening to Craig David right now, wanker needs a cricket bat in the face. Or Mariah Carey, apparently she has a range of over 10 octaves. Can you imagine it, that much range and she still can't find the note she's looking for.
Pink Floyd, they suck and Foreigner, why, why, why? I agree with not listening to Aerosmith though, 20 years making music and all they do is release the same tune. Rock ballads in general, they really suck.

[Goonie]

Originally posted by Small Paul
I'm certainly NOT listening to Craig David right now, wanker needs a cricket bat in the face.

please less of the Craig David insults, he still means a lot to me

[Small Paul]

Actually, I just got put on hold when calling the Tax office and they played me ELO, I forgot how much I hated that band, terrible.