if you were a dangerous animal.........

[Barry Moore]

if you were a dangerous animal which one would you be and who would you attack?

I would be a diamondback rattler curled up snugly in Westwoods bed awaiting his tired return from a shite night out. oooh his flesh would taste soooo sweeeet................

[deccard]

i guess i would be some nasty tropical virus that will vomit your guts out, melt your brain and make your eyeballs squishy. i would wait for my neighbour.

[decadnids]

a virus isn't an animal.

I would be a vole

[deccard]

in this case it really doesn´t matter. i could be an animal that carries that sort of virus. some tropical bird with infected birdshit.

[decadnids]

ok so you will be the vector the he virus.
or host. or something like that, innit.

[deccard]

yes. host.

hm i like that word birdshit. i think i will use it more often.

doesn´t voles eat birdshit sometimes if they think its a nut?

[decadnids]

yes, I guess voles would eat birdshit if they thought it was a seed or something.

[deccard]

hm so why you wanna be an animal that´s so stupid and thinks birdshit is a nut or seed? only because of the looks?

[decadnids]

I thought this thread was about dangerous animals, not intelligent ones. and Voles are the most dangerous animal on the planet.. .arn't they?

[phil]

i be a bear, maul nayone who walks past.

[deccard]

do bears it birdshit?

[Barry Moore]

i must say I'm a little disapointed at the lack of vindictive attacks on well known personalities. you guys must all be well rounded and balaced personalities................I hate the feckin world me!

[bitconductor]

alright then
i'd be a swan and break someone like titchmarsh or mel & sue's arm

[dirtyho]

I would be a stonefish and would wait on the seabed of a tropical resort waiting for Mick Hucknall to show off his half-submerged frisbee technique. Then I would swim in circles of glee as the ginger twat died painfully, wracked in the spasms of poison-induced paralysis.

[phil]

id also be a man of war jelly fish and swim around to all the board members and kill them all. hahahahhahahahahmuhahah

[penciLneck]

I would be a rabid chicken that escapes its coop and infects and kills all the noddies in the big bruva house. p.s. that sounds like ecstasy dirtyho.

[Barry Moore]

that's more like it ladies............kill, kill, kill for fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[phil]

barry moore do you work for American Express?

[invisibleplanet]

i would be a minah bird in a seaside café with a rude greeting for all the diners.

[phil]

IP you already are a dangerous animal, your a Gibon.

[invisibleplanet]

phil, you're already a dangerous animal, you're an human

[TroyMoyOnions]

id be a wasp...
and id go and sting Sting...on both lips so he could never sing again.

[marcel]

the killerrabbit, i would kill some knights

[emef]

i`d be a rockhard strutting seagull, and i`d peck the shit outta your ankles.

[M H]

I'd be a Crocodile, and I'd have a go at that Steve Irwin (The Crocodile Hunter),after I was minding my own business under me log and he turned up poking me wiv his sticks and saying "Oh, what a beauty!"

http://www.pak1508.org/images/stevecroc.jpg

[animal night train]

i'd be godzilla and i'd destroy the world just for a laugh and then go and ruck with a rubber scorpion.

[aleks]

i´d be a bumblebee...

[May Kasahara]

I'd be an adorable wirehair terrier puppy that gets taken pity on by Maggie Thatcher (yes, I know it's unlikely) and gets taken home to be her new best friend now that Denis has kicked the bucket. I'd curl up by the fire with her, watch over her as she drifts off to sleep with the whisky bottle cradled in her arms...then I'd piss in her face and bite through her spinal cord. Or maybe the other way around.

[decadnids]

I've become a ferret, they are pretty dangerous.

[V Knid esq]

Phil you were spot on first time - if it's a matter of being an animal that's going to fuck someone up, go for the bear every time. Biggest predators on land, innit. Fuck lions and tigers, I'd be a big fucking kodiak or polar bear, that could stand up 10 foot tall, waving its big fuck-off paws and going "AROOG!".

I would eat Nelson Mandela. Just cos he's famous for suffering, and I think he's gone a bit soft lately.

[wheezer]

I'd be a great white shark, and pretty much bite anyone in the ass who looks like a seal to me from below, celebrity or not

[V Knid esq]

AROOG

<img src="http://www.brookview.karoo.net/Sellafield_Zoo/Bears/Bear_with_many_feet.jpg">

[Tomoki]

wow, multi-leg-bear

[pille'ocheoni]

a rabid baboon with a blue ass. i would attack helpless old people in france

[Mirsha]

Padnasa are th e most firerve of hte carnivores.

[Tomoki]

Originally posted by Mirsha
I took some mushrooms 24 hours ago and it hit me like a ton of heavy things tonight and I just had had have had no idea of how realit works because it is not made of lego.
And thats a fact

Originally posted by Mirsha
Padnasa are th e most firerve of hte carnivores.



I can see it in the writing up therelol lol

[michael]

a minotaur if that counts.. i would go and kick US ass

[tonyrohr]

i'm with aleks...
i'll join the swarm. we killer bees can go after Bill Gates and all those other fucks at MS, until we all get suckered on to a volkswagen beatle and get frozen to death in a climate controlled astrodome just like in that made-for-tv movie back in the 80's.

id be a hammer head shark, i would hammer everyone to death

[nicnac]

I'd be a cross between a goat and a wombat....

dunno why ... thats just how i feel!!

hehehe

(for those who are unaware..wombats are cute and cuddly but VERY aggressive creatures!! i think in some places they'd be classed as "dangerous"!!)

[nikrem]

i'd be a candiru fish, and swim straight up tony blair's japs-eye.

[thembuzz]

i'd be one of them rabid, venomous house cats i was dreaming about last night. they were nasty motherfuckers. i would attack... ooh... jeremy clarkson

[grobelaar]

Tiger - Chris Evans...

[Paddy]

monitor lizard - robbie williams.

[Hagbard]

I'd be a Malaria carrying *Mosquito* and I'd attack.. erm.. well Cristian seems apt, sorry Cris :)

[scott confusion]

id be a pigeon and shit on people with funky toni n guy style hair cuts all day..
ohh and rangers fans