pancakes

[phil]

arnt they nice, a cook tip if you didnt already know is bannana and chocolate. that works a treat. Also strawberrys and vanilla icecream inside a pancake sorts me out niceeeeeeeeeely

[Tomoki]

what about champignons?

[phil]

mushroom pancakes? !? Give it a rest.

[bitch one]

hallucinogenic fractal pancakes, right up your street i'd a thought phil.

[Annefrankingmachine]

my sister's favorite pancake is a money pancake. She loves it when you get it delivered to your table and you open it up and inside is all this sweet money that is then yours to go and spend.
She once ordered one from a diner in the states and upon placing the order the waitress came out with a great one liner. She quoted from the great sci fi film star wars and said to my sister.
"if money is all you care about then that's what you'll receive" just like princess leya says to han solo in the film. We both couldn't stop laughing about that for days and when i see my sister at christmas we still laugh about it every year.

[phil]

your money mad you are.http://www.davethewave.co.uk/mary-mungo-midge/big-jpg/end%20credits%207.jpg

[Annefrankingmachine]

i am a jew

[phil]

did u ever play jew rush at school? where you throw one pence in the air and shout "jew rush".http://web.ukonline.co.uk/queenskirkwall/pictures/desert2.jpg

[Annefrankingmachine]

Anyway, it you foolish gentiles that made us good with money with your repression. Years ago it was illegal for us jews to own businesses. The only thing we were allowed to look after is money hence us starting the 1st banks. Pretty soon we realised that people were depositing more than they took out and we became very rich because of your stupidity.

[Annefrankingmachine]

our reputation maybe true but we you caused it so don't have a go about it. Sounds like envy and remorse for fuckin up so badly in the 1st place

[Annefrankingmachine]

Jackie mitto - henry the great

[phil]

i don't give a http://www.stats.gla.ac.uk/~ernst/recipes/Image3.gif

you jew bastard you!

[Annefrankingmachine]

i'm about as jewish as you are black.

[phil]

http://www.bigeyedowl.co.uk/images/biscuit_bunny3.jpg

so you are a bit of a jew then,?

[Annefrankingmachine]

i like maple syrup and rasberry pancakes best with a bit of yogurt.

[phil]

http://www.redwings.co.uk/_Attachments/A7F77511-4945-11D5-A9E6-00E029637E93.GIF

[mlexicon]

those look like crapes
or maybe they're just crapes in the US

[invisibleplanet]

j'ai pense u weren't allowed crépes in the US anymore, non?

[grobelaar]

No, they have to liberation cakes with freedom fries on top... and a nice glass of freshly crushed 9/11 sourgrape juice...

[emef]

Originally posted by phil
i don't give a http://www.stats.gla.ac.uk/~ernst/recipes/Image3.gif

you jew bastard you!

after recently seeing phil call someone a packie (his spelling)
and now seeing him calling people , jew bastard.

however ironic you think you are being... could you please just fuck off and die phil

i hope i`m not the only one who finds his rascist taunts completely unacceptable.

[mlexicon]

mmm freedom fries

[jukka]

i am with you on that point emef !

[Basic 2: The Revenge]

Indeed, I spat out my bagel in suprise reading this

[phil]

it was from goodfellas u coint.

[mlexicon]

ok....

whats coint?

and whats bolloks? bollox?

Ive heard bollox said 1000 times 1000 different ways???

[FiST]

coint = cunt

bollox/ bolloks = bollocks

very rude words not for the younger members of the board to be seeing or using tho.

[phil]

coints an irish cunt.

[mlexicon]

i still dont know what it is....

[emef]

Originally posted by phil
it was from goodfellas u coint.

oh well, you should have said.
i didnt realize you were quoting a film.
that makes it alright then.
if you are looking for some other films to quote, try swordfish
maybe you`ve seen it... you could quote the main characters dad.
he uses that derogatory word for black people i already know you like to use regularly.

perhaps i should go out and find some nazi literature and quote from that...cos phil says its ok to quote rascist comments and not actually be rascist.

cheers for the heads up phil... i`m off out into town to shout some offensive things at some blacks and jews.
but i`ll tell them i`m quoting from a film my mate phil saw... that should be ok...