too many weddings

[grunder]

whats the deal i havent had to go to a wedding for years but this year there is about 6 i have to attend whats going on is it the new fad or sumink .

so how about you lot got many to go to ?

p.s just to spice the thread up any one got any good wedding related storeys or jokes.

[mr franks]

i was at my mates wedding last month, i saw loads of people from up north who i hadnt seen for ages it was wicked, the other hlaf got to wear a nice frock and i put a shirt on.
some of my mates had formed a wedding band, thay had only one rehersal, the highlight was a guns and roses medley followed by some elvis.

[MUX]

6? i have like 15 a year myself....
weddings are great when they have a super well stocked open bar..

i had some beef chow mein at my last weeding and it was superb..

[grunder]

15 boy you so crazy.....

that bloody pigmy elephant is the bain of my life it keeps on biting my leg cheers mux thanks alot

[MUX]

hehehehehehehehhe animal smuggling has always been my thing..
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yeah u get like 20 cousins thru each parents.. and here weeding are huge 300/400ppl... so weddings are bug business
PS. they only acccept cash gifts..

i've been telling my GF that we should fake one.. with some heavy planning it can easily be done...

[goinz]

I wasnt on any Wedding in my live and i don't need the experience. Or did i miss anything. Maybe are weddings the best things in the world?

[MUX]

they're a strong proballity of 50/50 of a wedding beeing good...

really matches the person who's getting married

( a love the Godfather weedings... they were over the top... )

[grunder]

none .........never............

you lucky bastard no you would be fine if it never had to happen.

i started this thread to give me some hope that the weddings will be ok but after this responce i am dreading this summer........

[MUX]

i had to wear a penguin suit a couple of times myself...
i should scan a pic for laughs..

[phil]

grunder, are you playing bongos at the wedding?

[grunder]

yeah do it dude .....

[grunder]

@phil no bongos i fucking hate the bongos...

are you going to andy dicks wedding?

[animal night train]

i was at a wedding the other week, and another just before xmas, but that's 2 out of only 4 i've had to endure. they can be nice, i suppose.

[phil]

@grunder, have you recieved an offical invite?? Cause i havn't

[grunder]

yeah they can be nice but if you dont really know any of the people at the wedding it can be a real bastard ....

zzzzzzz oh hello yeah nice suit...or so what do you do then . oh musik what sort ......... it can be real crap

[grunder]

@phil he phoned about that last night they are going out soon

[phil]

do u reckon i will get an invite?

[grunder]

i would have thought so ......

diddnt you hit him last time you saw him though?

[phil]

that was years ago u pranny.

[grunder]

have you seen him since

[Lady E]

if its your mates wedding its bloody brilliant

everyone;s dressed up looking fine, the service is a bit emotional , free nice lunch, one of your mates inevitably is best man and has to make a dick of themselves. drinking from 11 am then the reception disco is always a right laugh with some classics being played.

im going to two this year and three next year...im looking forward to them all


if its a family wedding you've been forced to attend where its all really uptight and formal there is nothing less interesting.

isnt paul fowler djing at your mates wedding grunder? he was telling me about his new suit the other day.

[walkerbelm]

I went to may brothers wedding a couple of years ago and shared a pill with my girlfriend at the reception.......BAD IDEA!!!

We ended up gurning at the table with the whole family and getting really luvd up during awld lang sine or what ever its called hugging the father of the bride. Oh my god they must have known.....It mkes me cringe

[grunder]

yeah paul is playing but i aint even going to that one ......

so no real fun for me ...

[phil]

of course i have you wilber, i did all that acid round his last christmas ect.....

[animal night train]

Originally posted by emma
if its your mates wedding its bloody brilliant
what if you secretly want to marry the bride/groom and your soul feels like it's bleeding firey maggots with big teeth?

erm, anyway, yes it's dead cool seeing all your friends decked up in snazzy suits and stuff. i quite like that bit.

[Lady E]

thankfully the maggots scenario has never happened to me

[TroyMoyOnions]

havnee been to a wedding yet but if all goes acording to plan my best mate should be doing the buisness next summer, this will be a held in scotland which should me plenty of ladies from hell and lots of realing( drunken, dancing....the lot)

ive got this fear allready about having todo a best mans speech though.....
i have had bad dreams and everything....
any tips so i dont fuck it up?....

[Marolo]

just get vra vra drunk and talk about the good old days

[TroyMoyOnions]

" hic...ish remebersh when.....hic.......joe and i.... broke into hish mumsh hooosh...... ooooops...hic...."

bound to dig my own grave there!!!

i was thinking somthing really short and sharp and witty like...

" heres a bag of posh for the newly weds... now off to the bogs"

maybee not though..
hmm

[grunder]

arr i have just spoken to my ex-girlfriend who has got engaged i have gone all soppy .....

i want to get married ...........

so who knows i might be next.............

[phil]

you always get married to joints.

[Lady E]

i couldnt face my own wedding. the stress! parents embarassing you. all eyes on you all day...all the preparations, the expense. trying to fit all your mates onto the invite list despite having to invite family you dont even know...AAARRRGGHHH!

[penciLneck]

god yeah, just imagine. thankfully in my case family would consist of my mum and my aunt, coz thats all there is. but I don't think I could handle the full blown event - it would have to be las vegas stylie or jumping out of a plane for me, definately with a free party after.

[TroyMoyOnions]

Ole!!! good luck to ya Ole!!

[FredDibnah]

TroyMoiOnions - Nice Nickname - used to know a fella who went by that name - Ever been to the 'Burgh?

[Lady E]

penciLneck - i only got mum and auntie too. that's actually enough! love em both...couldnt handle a massive family tho.

[FredDibnah]

Once went to a wedding and popped a few - loads of us did - the brides mother was well impressed - still (10yrs later) says it was the best wedding to see all the young ones so happy celebrating and dancing together - had to drink loads of MD 20 20 to calm down and avoid the gurns...... makes me shivver to think of it now though -



8-()

[TroyMoyOnions]

im from edinburgh FredDibnah???????

u know me??

jamie steels my name..........

[FredDibnah]

barryy funking bumkin - I ken ya -ya bammer you snogged me once - fancy that - well fancy this - have you seen it? Where's me Washboard -

I love you - do you want to get married?

[Lady E]

ha ha ha! you got a nice turn of phrase fred! all that chimney smashing was worth it!

[old skool]

I'm getting married next year.

Blimey.

[bitch one]

i was a wedding dj last year, it was great fun. scary tho. i burned lots of premixed cds. the most scary thing is remembering that i was upstairs snorting with the best man for half an hour while the cd was playing. just tell em the dj's a midget and hope it doesn't skip.

also our smoke machine set of the fire alarm and the entire hilton hotel had to be evacuated. our guests thought it was really funny tho so it was ok.

[FredDibnah]

Emma - Tha's reet me chimney is proper crashing down now -

TroyMoyOnions - Will you marry me?

[dirtyho]

I went to my friend mark & zoe's wedding in a golf club in cornwall. It was fucking wicked. They had the family shit in the day with food kids etc. Then they had a marquee outside with a sound system and threw a party in the evening. You can imagine the stolen golf buggies, gurners, rolling in the sand traps etc. Great fun!

[FredDibnah]

Someone told me that this happened at a wedding in Glasvegas llast year - I knew the groom from the past - but still would be funny to see -

Have a helium Kareoke!

[bitch one]

hee hee that would be very funny

[FredDibnah]

Totally - Troy would be great at it... he's alway centre of attention aren't You Jamie?

[Lady E]

old skool

YOU'RE GETTING MARRIED?

congratulations!!!

whoa. that will be a knees up im sure.


isnt mr hawkins also tying the knot?

how civilised

[TroyMoyOnions]

FredDibnah ...... if youse is who i thinks youse is then O MY GOD when did i snog YOU !!!!! :) :) :)

but you marriage is somthing i could be persuaded into... ;)

[old skool]

@Emma

Cheers mate !

Still can't believe it like.

Hopefully looking at next September and it'll be abroad, cos 1. its cheaper and 2. it will sort of avoid certain family 'issues'.

We're hoping it'll be Ibiza. ie the nice bit on t'other side of the island (not San An !!).

Fuck knows how much its gonna cost, but should be a larf ....

[content]

I am going to my own wedding the 30th of august. Trying to figure otu a song to dance to. I suggested the original groovy kind of love but she didnt lie that. she sugested weather storm by massive attack but i dont think that will work. maybe i'll be there by sade. any suggestions

[Lady E]

congratulations to you too!!!


hmmm...romantic songs....thats a thread in its own right content.

[old skool]

Aphex Twin - Come To Daddy.

It'll go down a treat fella ...

[phil]

boneville occident - squarepusher

peace.

[TroyMoyOnions]

Europe... the final coutdown gotta be.

[old skool]

Now on a serious note. Please do not play any David ulp Gray.

He might as well have become a wedding singer, the amount of times that's been played ...

[bitch one]

well my selection is al green - lets stay together. real tear jerker, and its got a groovy beat.

[phil]

cheese on toast?

[old skool]

Good choice Bitch.

[TroyMoyOnions]

i was joking when i said Europe....
Rolf harris version of Stairway to Heaven thats more like it.

[Annefrankingmachine]

I've got 4 weddings this year let us pray that i don't have to go to the funeral.
The service for one of the weddings i have to go to is in St Paul's cathedral. Dr Tattersall (obe) from the british virgin islands. Sounds a lie. Isn't. Look him up on google. He's there. He's the greatest over acheiver i've ever met. I love him. And his beautiful, south london fiance, Nicolette, who appears on the front cover of our album.

[pille'ocheoni]

i got one to go to next week. i havent been to A weddin in a long time

[FredDibnah]

Since we last spoke - I am not joking - I am getting married next year 31st July - smert - we are going to have a mahusive perty!

maybe even get Shandy to play if I ask him nicely!

[MUX]

St Paul's cathedral Anne? send us a 2003 version of yr mates Bishops Lips.. uknowwhatimsayin?

[TroyMoyOnions]

Oi Oi..... MC Dibnah's getting wed!!!!!!!!!!
core blimey who would have thought!!!
its seems like only yesterday when you were passing out in bonfires and running through fields eh Dibby..... all messed up like!!

Fred..... get your arse oot here tee Madrid and will knock a bottle of the old Buckiee doon quicker than you can say....Oi......

aye Shandy on the decks mate....
and maybee King Chubby in the bar no? hehe

couldnt be happier mate....
see yas soon...

[FredDibnah]

Troy - Shandy will be in Oz so as second best it'll be you on the dex too...

Aye King Wing-Chun Tubby will be best man and on the fx too boot.

[marcel]

Originally posted by FredDibnah
SI am getting married next year 31st July -
thats my birthday.

[CHIP TRONIC]

weddings suck!

[bitch one]

no they don't u miserable sod

[gunjack]

*agrees with bitch*

[gunjack]

Originally posted by Annefrankingmachine
... who appears on the front cover of our album.


which?

[MUX]

he best friends chick.. aparently shes 'Hot' and she from london

[gunjack]

i meant what album.

[mattp]

According to an unmarried friend of mine, lots of weddings normally signals a certain time of life .... late 20's / early 30's

This certainly seems true in my case. I got married @ 29 and about the same time several other friends of mine and the wife’s got married to.

I have my own theory based on the domino effect ... i.e one couple in group of friends gets married and then other couples in group follow suit .... Either through some sort of strange guilt trip or just cause it seems like a good idea.

Neither of these may be true in your case ....

[CHIP TRONIC]

ok i am........22..... i find it boring. i am not envious... ok perhaps a little...
but i am not so miserable..
hmm ..

RRR
schmoll :-)

[bitch one]

youve just never beeen to a scottish wedding

och aye

[grunder]

i have had it up to my teeth with weddings i dont want to go to any of mine they are fucking shit and whats worse they are very selfish........

all that money to get there buy suits ..whatever

stick it up your arese

[bitch one]

but where else do you get to dance to lionel richie with someone's drunk granny?

[grunder]

yeah good point bitch but i gota go to fucking 5 of them thats alot of grannys.....

i dont think i got the staminer

[mr franks]

@ grunder - can u not blow some out? didnt u go to scotts wedding wearing slippers?

[grunder]

yeah i was in slippers ........

i think i can blow one out (playing at truck fest) but the others have to stay...

[pille'ocheoni]

i just arrived in raleigh for a wedding this weekend. mini vaction i guess. its accually jerm's wed day, if you guys remeber jerm from back about a year ago. anyways. its good to be here. peace