wiping your bottom in the year 2090

[phil]

what ways do you think there are gonna be to clean your bum in the future, i mean toilet roll cant last forever. do u think maybe there will be some kind of instant bum splash machine like a water fountain with nano bum cleaner men?

[Prince Charlie]

It's called a washlet young man. Tissue is for the uncooth.

[penciLneck]

I reckon by then we'll have nanobots to break down arse residue and annoying winnets. And pesky emef's (o. j.)

[bitch one]

isn't that what a bidet is?

currently i am favouring moist toilet roll - especially luxurious when at glasters.

[TroyMoyOnions]

little round stones and mini buckets of water..surely.

[phil]

i hate it when your in ahurry and you dont wipe your arse properly and you have to spend the day in total discomfort with an unwiped arse.

[animal night train]

when i first went to Japan the toilet in the hotel had a heated seat and this white rod thing that slid out and sprayed the clag from your bits. it was cool cos when you switched the light on the spraying thing would do a test protrude/retract thing. i'd stand at the bathroom door flicking the light switch and watching it go. i think that considering the Japanese had this in 2001 it's feasible that we might have it in the UK by 2090.

didn't like the heated seat though, that's wrong.

[bitch one]

wow that is cool

if you are rich and decadent enough you could pay a midget to lick it clean

[penciLneck]

eurgghhh, bitch. that is foul.

[walkerbelm]

Maybe someone could verify this for me but I heard that in sweden along with the toilet roll they have these little spatula things to examine the stool.

Examining the stool is very important as it can tell you alot about your health. If its a floater youre not having enough of something and if it sinksthen youre having to much. the perfect shit floats just beneath the surface of the water

[penciLneck]

thanks walkerbelm, I think everyone will agree - very useful information.

[MUX]

what a 'shitty' thread,, in every sense

[walkerbelm]

Originally posted by penciLneck
thanks walkerbelm, I think everyone will agree - very useful information.

no probs, I got that shit advice out of 'take a break'. Also heres one from the brainwaves roadshow section of that magazine.

'Instead of using a toilet brush, why not just piss the skid marks off'

sorry sorry sorry

[penciLneck]

hehe.

[bitch one]

i have oft used that technique myself when i shared a flat with someone who clearly had bad aim

[penciLneck]

my ex flat mate, took great offence when another tenant insisted on doing 'sidewinders' constantly in the loo. At one point it wound him up so much he had him up against a wall.

[phil]

u know the toilet brush holder, that normally has 1inch of brush drip in. would u drink it for 10 pounds?

[walkerbelm]

already did drink it mate. for a jointsworth!!

[animal night train]

Originally posted by phil
u know the toilet brush holder, that normally has 1inch of brush drip in. would u drink it for 10 pounds?
that's the funniest thing i've read all week. not good that i read it just as a colleague was asking me a serious work related question and i just started laughing at her.

[Reese]

Originally posted by animal night train

that's the funniest thing i've read all week. not good that i read it just as a colleague was asking me a serious work related question and i just started laughing at her.


lol

[Yer_Maw]

by 2090 well have the 3 seashells anyway.