favourite phrases ?

[emef]

we might have had this thread before...but heyho

whats yer favourite insults or phrases...nice or nasty??
i just picked up a new one in glasgow and its my new favourite thing to say.
"you pure cunt"
not as harsh as you might thing...i use it as a term of endearment rather than an insult.

another popular choice is from edinburgh
"thats fuckin healthy"

[bitch one]

get it right up ye!

[phil]

i say bit-of-a-prick (say fast and make your voice go up with prick)

shut up u fucking cunt

sound effects are good with hand movements. pretty futuristic i reckon.

[old skool]

I'm using "Do one egg-ed !" quite a lot at the moment.

[Yer_Maw]

sook ma plooms

[platinumray]

ye cunty bollix

[theorie]

bellowing "son of a..!" or "jeyzus!" in a really deep, loud throaty voice is great.
also calling someone a bargain beard, buttnose, or shim is funny in my opinion. i usually fall back on the time-tested "bitch-ass trick" when upset.

phrases that have made me laugh uncontrollably lately:
"a spandex car?!!" (erik)
"the magic of death!" (gardner t. swan)
"i made pubart on my floor." (dave)
"phantom dickslap" (me)

there is much to be said of the words britches, bisquick, debacle, fornicate, ass, chewy, and snacks; but i am not the person to say it.

[FiST]

hoof bite, similar to camel toe.

fuck off ya dirty hoof bite.

check sites like http://www.cameltoe.org if you don't understand camel toe syndrome

[dirtyho]

I've always liked "You vicious bastard" addressed at any inanimate object which has caused you physical pain (preferably when it's completely your own fault)

[namshub]

you mullet headed wombat fucker

[tsr_tomas]

butt a crap.

[invisibleplanet]

fave phrases:
when something cocks up: elephants!
when something heavy falls on my toes: 'ouch'
and when something goes really wrong: 'oh dear oh dear oh dear!'

most favourite, to be said at least once a day: 'i love u'
and secong favourite and most often repeated: NO!

[penciLneck]

Shurrup, yew idjit! (idjit drawn out as if difficult to pronounce)

borrowed from a feisty 5 yr old.

[Ava]

another few from near glasgow (falkirk actually)

ya wee shite
ya ballbag
fuckin' dancer!

a couple of spanish ones

putamadre (the bitches mother)
el horay puta (he fucks whores - not sure of the spelling of horay so i've spelt it fonetically)

[mr.lizard]

i like to chant "ooo, Danone" whilst in the throes of sexual congress, and then yell "AAAAAAHHHHH, BITCHASSSSS!!!" when the horse bolts (so to speak).

[aleks]

hol die kanonen raus du penner! translated into english= get the beers out you bum!

halt´s maul du junkie!=shut up you junkie!

du hure!=you whore!

[bitch one]

its not ballbag its 'bawbag'

lick my bits

[invisibleplanet]

fuck me sideways...
i always wanted to know how that was done lol

[dirtyho]

its quite easy, I will post a link to an online version of the kama sutra ;)

[emef]

Originally posted by bitch one
its not ballbag its 'bawbag'

thats what i thought:)

[emef]

just remembered another when i was talking about phil on another thread...

bag`o`shite

[Basic 2: The Revenge]

..straight of the spazzy bus that cunt

[emef]

oldskool insult no1 --- you fuckin joey (joey deacon)

[bob]

Originally posted by Basic 2: The Revenge
..straight of the spazzy bus that cunt

shit thats funny

[jukka]

shut the fuck up

[Weishaupt]

wow..nice tits!

[jukka]

Originally posted by aleks
hol die kanonen raus du penner! translated into english= get the beers out you bum!


lol lol lol

whenever party's over tell da rest of the cru.........

scheeeeeeeeeeeeeeiße=shit

[owain_k]

I'm quite inclined to use "Jizz Mopper" from time to time.

[Mirsha]

Hamsterfaced cunt is one of my current favorites. Penis in ear = Dance all night is another fantastic one.

[s0m3:b1rd]

'gay as a window' always makes me larf/slightly confuses me. 'off his/her/my face on ecstacy pipes' is also a good one. thanx chris morris.

[Ava]

yeah yeha i know its bawbag. don't know why i didnt write actually.

heres another:

pigeon-faced wolfboy

[tsr_tomas]

-you can say it´s bad or wrong or even badong.

[aleks]

alder, ich bin extra straff = alder, i am fuckin wasted...

every friday or saturday night...and sometimes on other days too!

[Weishaupt]

Originally posted by aleks
alder, ich bin extra straff


*prust

[piscaries]

"i got my happy pants on today"

[Tomoki]

"verarschen kann ich mich selbst immer noch am besten".

[@m.]

...for some reason, when my girlfrined throws 'tickety boo' into a sentence every now and then, it gives me the giggles...

[interstellarhitman]

All these have been derogatory so far so here are some of my more profound sayings:
'Just because i make light of a situation, it does not make a situation light.'
'There is nothing to fear but fear itself.'
'Think quickly and talk slowly'
'Were you dropped as a baby?'
I'm sure there are many more phrases i could think of but I'll mention them another time.

[emef]

Originally posted by interstellarhitman
All these have been derogatory so far so here are some of my more profound sayings:
'Just because i make light of a situation, it does not make a situation light.'
'There is nothing to fear but fear itself.'
'Think quickly and talk slowly'
'Were you dropped as a baby?'
I'm sure there are many more phrases i could think of but I'll mention them another time.

hey hey!!! "were you dropped as a baby" is derogatory
thats not profound interstellarmeanie:) ;) :) lol

[invisibleplanet]

Originally posted by interstellarhitman
All these have been derogatory so far so here are some of my more profound sayings:
'Just because i make light of a situation, it does not make a situation light.'
'There is nothing to fear but fear itself.'
'Think quickly and talk slowly'
'Were you dropped as a baby?'
I'm sure there are many more phrases i could think of but I'll mention them another time.


i hadn't said anything derogatory up to now, fuckface :D

[7875]

i find myself saying "schiser" (not sure if that's thee correct spelling) alot, especially when things don't work out.
"let's vamp" or "let's bounce"-when you want to leave
"real plunkah, mate"-a friend and i borrowed that from this English guy he used to work with. we use it when we think something sucks
"loif iza foikin rip ahf"- my friend CC and i have been saying this a bit recently
"roar"- hello

there's tons more, just can't think of em all.

[invisibleplanet]

ROAR!

[s0m3:b1rd]

what are you incinerating?

not nececelery.

[Ava]

chicago techno has a wide range of phrases ripe for the taking.

big booty bitches...


need i continue....

[s0m3:b1rd]

hmph, dunno. but u in bristol ava? i just got back from the thekla. it was shit.

[Ava]

ha ha u should have been at the cube! john parrish was good but i only heard it through the wall. i got dumped on the bar all night. made it to the star tho'. u in bristol? i hear theres some bootyrave/hardcorepartybonka action going on this weekend. will post more info when i know it. what was on at the thekla?

[s0m3:b1rd]

dunno. they were so rubbish i can't even remember ...wish i'd come to the star with you ...i only live round the corner. oh, kenny and his rum. why do ever go anywhere else? that place is classic. not so good with the new decor tho.

[Ava]

i dunno about the new decor. some bloke was telling me it was to make it more 'studenty' but they still serve butcombe gold which is alright in my book. i hear from my mate alec that the uglyfunk boys are coming down to put a free party on this weekend. need transport but if it comes down to it i will get there on my borrowed skateboard (my bike got nicked last month:(

[s0m3:b1rd]

yes, not the best city in which to have a bike. and not just cos of the hills.
the decor used to be great.... wot is now the back room used to be their kitchen which you could sit around in much as you can now and kenny's bird (the one with the hunch-back) would often knock up a curry and serve it to all in the pub. then they got shut down cos the ceiling upstairs (where the pool table used to be) was falling in. you could quite literally put your foot thru it n say hello to everyone downstairs. oh, those were the days..................

i'd be much obliged if u'd keep me updated with the free party info.

lookin fwd to st pauls carnival.........

[Ava]

i liked the star when they had a cement mixer in the back room. my mate says ken is growing shitloads of weed in that place, i don';t think i believe him though. he says thats why hes so cagey about people skinning up in there. but i reckon its bollox. will post a thread about crazy bristol bassravetwosteptechjunglespeed techhardtechno raves as soon as i know it. its always worth checkin out SW Party info. will post info sooon. maybe see this weekend? i'll be the one with my head in the bass bin:)

[Ava]

oh yeah back to the topic


"cake is a made up drug"

[Goonie]

Originally posted by bitch one
get it right up ye!

I've heard folk shouting that at Carlton Studios in Edinburgh regularly!

what about "here we...here we...here we fucking go!"

hahahaha only joking :)

I liked Basic 2's the best hehehe

[aleks]

ich glaub ich muss gleich kotzen...

[big raff]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Goonie




what about "here we...here we...here we fucking go!"

hahahaha only joking :)

HA HA HA !

some other north of the border lines i use often >
away n' shite.
away n' bile yer heed
(both mildly rude, but always used in jest)

another one i'm fond of, which is from raging bull.... "fuck you and the horse you rode in on.......and the cavalry behind it" !

[emef]

the last one...always a good one to use... and a long time favourite of mine

[cut out]

"i'll do it tomorrow"

[walkerbelm]

ye fuckin oxford eyes

ye fuckin gideon

ye fuckin lummox

ye fuckin Neo-Con

ye fuckin twit

[big raff]

on the subject of bawbag >>>
www.bawbag.com

listen to the rab corbett prank phonecalls.....pure genius n'aw that.

[Basic 2: The Revenge]

Ali Jaffrey innit? Quality...

No one will know, we will just stick the kids in your room

[big raff]

the 14 people B&B one is fucking hilarious, especially at the end when the guy's trying to give him the phone number. :)

[platinumray]

the term "booze hound" always gives me a chuckle as does the use of the word "horse" for heroin.

[bitch one]

a chris morris saying which made me laugh the other day

'for the printed word to have any meaning at all it must come from the very edge of fuckybumbooboo'

[bitch one]

'haw, cuntybaws!'

[theorie]

Originally posted by @m.
...for some reason, when my girlfrined throws 'tickety boo' into a sentence every now and then, it gives me the giggles...
you may be dating cinderella's fairy godmother.
i bet that rules!!!!!!!

[Annefrankingmachine]

you do the math

[Atarythm]

My all time favorite is : "carcasse de porc"...
which means "pig carcass" or for our german friends "Schweinsgerippe"... ;)

[jukka]

hahahaha.......schweinsgerippe lol

i use/like körperklaus a lot____dunno what it would be in english (translatio)

[marcel]

i know a guy at the uni whos name is carsten körper. körpercarsten! its always fun to call him hehe

one of my favphrases right now:
"du spermarülpsende arschfotze!"*
=you spermbelching asscunt

for the saturdaynights:
"hier geh ich erst auf allen vieren wieder raus"= ill only leave this on all four(? im not sure if that does make sense at all on english..)

*copyright by max goldt,the one and only

[namshub]

FUCKIN' YEAH!!!

[leatherface]

mmmMMhhHHH h h hHHHHrrrRR -aka- annefrank on a meat hook

[pille'ocheoni]

mine still is " are we there yet? "