packet of crisps

[phil]

Im helping my brother with his school project and he needs some DATA regarding peoples crisp eating habits.
Did u know in spain they have crisps called bum? Thats a fact. 100%.

I like:

in a random order

1.) tangy toms (10p pikey crisps)
2.) twiglets
3. wotsits
4) chipsticks (salt and vinegar)

im not keen on people who like kettle crisps and think they are so "morish" with their "friendchips"

[bitch one]

kettle chips should come with a health warning. if you get greedy with em you're liable to slice up your mouth.

[igniop]

any kind but it has to be salt & vinegar!
and i cant get any where i live . i wanna die :(

[phil]

your in israel arnt u? maybe i could send u some. if the money was right of course. are crisps an untapped market in israel cause if so. i could sell em on ebay.

[animal night train]

i wish that the "clear form" button in the thread page was not there...i keep erasing posts thinking that i am going to preview them!

some years ago, probably some time in 1996, i was on one of my visits to brighton where my girlfriend at the time studied at university, and stayed in hove. we were walking along the high st and happened upon one mr Vogel. he was eating a packet of spicy tomato flavoured wheat crunchies, which i'm sure you will all agree is the best flavour of wheat crunchies on the market. i like them alot. during a brief chat i ate one or two of the aforementioned wheat crunchies, before we all went on our merry way. this was good, it's nice to get something you like for free, and i like spicy tomato flavoured wheat crunchies. i ate a packet of these last week.

phil, i do happen to like kettle chips, especially rosemary and garlic, and crushed black peppercorn flavours. i am in agreement with you regarding both chipsticks and twiglets, however. i like the way my digits are coated in a marmite like substance at the end of a packet of twiglets, it's satisfying to lick the tangy coating off.

i don't trust those 10p crisps, i think they make you hyperactive and give you cancer.

[The Janitor]

fish and chips!
fiiiissshh and chiiiips!
waaaaaaaahhhhhhh
hello everyone!

[The Janitor]

does anyone have a code spare for windows 2000?
in dire need here.
this computer barely moves.
win95 kidds.
bleeeaaatt!

[animal night train]

btw phil your brother may be interested to note that in germany they have many many brands of crisps, but only one flavour - paprika. they are quite nice.

[The Janitor]

lyons salt chips are the only ones you fools
!

[Basic 2: The Revenge]

McCoys Chilli are pretty good, as are the ready salted.

[pille'ocheoni]

i like black pepper chips

[The Janitor]

i've always thought that bexters make great chips aswell.
"you gotta eat em to beat em!"

[Fully Automated]

yeah bexters are the bomb

[Mirsha]

McCoys salt and vinegar all the way. Kettle chips are well tasty but eating a whole packet tends to leave your fingers covered in this napalm like residue which is almost imposible to get rid of. Hint 'o curry Dorito's are quite tasty as well though, it's spicy nik naks but in dorito form.

[Fully Automated]

bexters are better than doritos

[phil]

my brother isnt doing germany hes only doing england.

My brother got nicked for stealing willy fogg stickers in spain. but the guy from the shop let him off and actually gave him a sticker album. thng was the stickers were free in the first place, but you had to buy some yogut.

spicy tomato wheetos are nice, but i only see them in grab bag size.

also what you said about red mill snaks was not that nice really. a) why would they give you cancer? and why would they make you any more hyperactive then other crisp? but i though you must be have been having little joke on my expense. which is fair enough.


BTW animal night train I remember when you were at art college and you built that massive fibreglass jeremy beadle hand with an ergonomic drinks cabinet inside. did cristian buy it off you in the end for his live shows?

[Fully Automated]

what is phil on about.
do you know others on here phil.
if so hello and hello to them.
i'm a techno dj who doesn't compromise.
i hope you brother does well anyway.

[phil]

hello you.

[Fully Automated]

what do you do phil?
i don't know anyone on here but like it alot.

[phil]

i press the f9 key all day at work. its alright. They like it if u stay on topic in threads though. and this is important for my brothers masters. but wer can chat in the chat thread.

[animal night train]

Originally posted by phil
also what you said about red mill snaks was not that nice really. a) why would they give you cancer? and why would they make you any more hyperactive then other crisp? but i though you must be have been having little joke on my expense. which is fair enough.
no phil, i wasn't having a joke at your expense. i was having a bit of a joke though. i do think those products contain some pretty suspect chemicals that don't do you too much good. a friend of mine would buy 3 packs of these things for his lunch when we were at school...he was a bit mental, don't know if it was the space raiders or whatever they're called.





Originally posted by phil
animal night train I remember when you were at art college and you built that massive fibreglass jeremy beadle hand with an ergonomic drinks cabinet inside. did cristian buy it off you in the end for his live shows?
that made me laugh phil. you must have a very good memory. i don't even remember going to art college at any time in my life, or making a fibreglass jeremy beadle hand, and i've certainly never sold anything to cv, nor vice versa, at least not directly, i assume he would have indirectly received funds that were once in my possession through the purchase of records in the mid 90s. in fact the only direct transaction i remember would be the aformentioned spicy tomato flavoured wheat crunchies. an inspired question though, did you make it up or was the idea borrowed?

[Mirsha]

Space Raiders were godly, the pickled onions ones anyway. Don't know how they managed it but they tasted much better than any of the 30p packets of crisps.

[grobelaar]

JE5 is yer man - he is the potato/corn snacks king, he even lives in the Galatic Capital of crisps - Leicester...

[grobelaar]

I think the crisp manufacturers have perfected the art of frying slices of chemical flavourings - then coating them in a monomolecular dusting of potato powder - so they can still call them crisps...

[grobelaar]

Originally posted by animal night train
btw phil your brother may be interested to note that in germany they have many many brands of crisps, but only one flavour - paprika. they are quite nice.

Yeah when I lived in Germany as kid we used to eat paprika crisps all the time - and then when I moved back to the UK and found out that they didn't exist there - I was gutted...

We get them now - but they are doused in sweetener...

[igniop]

phil,
well actually in Israel we have lots of chips but i live in Berlin now and they only have those fucking PAPRIKA ones!!!! :(:(:(:(:(
thinking if going for a visit in england just for those salt&vinegar ones.

[grobelaar]

Wikked we can fund techno trips to journey by selling packs of Walkers Crisps at vastly over inflated prices to expats in Germany

[phil]

do u remember hedgehog flavour crisps?

[MUX]

http://website.lineone.net/~kbettess/page.5.html
look at the link! HE Invented them!

[animal night train]

i remember hedgehog flavour crisps!! you could get them in holland+barratt.

hehe...the paprika crisps thing in germany is really weird, isn't it. the supermarkets have a row of crisps...loads of brands, loads of shapes, but all the same flavour. odd. i know what you mean about the uk ones grobelaar - like walkers max paprika punch - nice, but not quite there.

[MUX]

im fond of those paprika potato sticks... yummy

[Billy Know Mates]

phill - i love your humanitarian threads the best - this is what i mean by 'everyman', so this is my view -
i only ate crisps when i was a kid, and my mum wasnt looking, which was all day at school, so i used to nip out to the 'cabin' which was as close as you can get to a caravan without wheels which sold shit to the kids and by lots of those 5p (now 10p) bags, top 3 are
1. chutny 'outer spacers' (defunkt) but reinvented as a band on skint
2. pickled onion 'monster munch' the trick was to get someone and go - hey look at this its like a jumbo eyelash, they'd hold it up to their eye and hey presto, salt and vinegar flavour bang in the eyeball, all teary and rather funny, as you can imagine ...
3.salt'n'viniger 'french fries' but they had to be the old style 'skinnies'
i hope this is of help to your young sibling
and phill - stay cool!

[MUX]

Originally posted by Billy Know Mates
and phill - stay cool!

move to alaska and rub noses with eskimoes

[phil]

excellent data. my brothers masters is looking very very good.thanks

[penciLneck]

I like s'n'v transformers and the spicey ones too, only 20p

[Mui]

A bunch of new chip flavours came out over ere- meat pie with sauce (tastes like meat pie, pastry and all, yum) and ham and mustard (which is okay), my fave is barbeque flavoured chips of any sort, and honey-soy kettle chips.

[wheezer]

chicken pomm's - chicken & french fry flavored chips

http://www.estrella.fi/flash/2/prod/255.jpg

[Fully Automated]

bexter's are the bomb dood....i can't see past them.

[penciLneck]

Mui - d'ya reckon you could send us some of those meat-pie ones and the honey-soy, gee i got the munchies just thinking about them.

[Lady E]

ha ha ha...this thread has made me laugh very much.

animal night train - cristian is still a wheat crunchies man through and through. he's probably wishing he could eat them right now.

pickled onion monster munch and salt n vinegar discos are my favourites but i try to avoid crisps, they are so bad for you

[decadnids]

chip sticks (salt and vin)
frazzles
transformer snacks
spicy tomato wheat crunchies
marmite walker crisps.
(I am fully aware that some of the above products are maize based snacks rather than the traditional potatoe crisp.)

[animal night train]

so does anyone have a clue as to why germany seems so fixated on paprika flavour crisps?

[phil]

say wordhttp://rockserver.net/redmill/images/baby_tom.jpg

[phil]

animal, cause there not allowed artifical flavours i think

[decadnids]

I live for artificial flava's!

[penciLneck]

hedgehog crisps were quite good too, but don't think they were made of hedgehogs, they were a health foody thing I think.

[Fully Automated]

surely bexter's make the only chips worth eatin!?

[Lady E]

yes decadnids - its important to differentiate maize, corn, potato, or even rice based snacks. twiglets i would not class as a crisp im afraid phil.

[phil]

hey graham have ya tried these??

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[decadnids]

Twiglets are def. not crisps. they are more like a savoury cracker in a stick shape.

[decadnids]

Phil - Not tried those, are they good? they look good. I like the 10 p packets of crisps. I think the main company is Red WindMill - they do a lot of cheap maize based snacks.

[penciLneck]

ah red mill - they make transformers too.

[phil]

dont forget quaterbacks for the sake of christ.

[bitch one]

those 10p crisps used to be in the guinness book of records as the least dense substance in the world before they invented airgel

[decadnids]

QuarterBacks - ofcourse... the burger flava!.
I used to eat them every lunch time at the youth wing when I was at high school - and space invaders with a cheese and ham toastie! healthy days, healthy days..

[phil]

my dad likes......................... .......


are u ready

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[decadnids]

Again Red Mill - classic snack company!
(I dont like pork scratchings, or as my dad calls them - pigs toe nails - he likes them too... freak).

[penciLneck]

Phil, just like to take this opportunity to welcome you back, things have been pretty slow without you. Will you stay this time?

[penciLneck]

the name doesn't conjour up a very appetising image either - the scratchings of the pig..

[animal night train]

i played host to a visiting belgian lad recently, and one of the first tastes of britain i gave him was a pack of pork scratchings. he wasn't impressed.

i don't like it when you get a soft moist chewy bit. and the hairy bits are less than appetising. i like the good crunchy bits though.

[phil]

my brother has been commisoned by walkers to come up with a new stap line, he needs some help:

When it comes to great taste, it's in the bag??

They pack more crunch than a heavyweight's punch??

[mr franks]

Originally posted by decadnids
Again Red Mill - classic snack company!
(I dont like pork scratchings, or as my dad calls them - pigs toe nails - he likes them too... freak).

i love pork scratchings but dont really eat them now due to non meat eating other half. i used to like it when they still had hairs on them. yum!

[decadnids]

Do you chew pigs ears as well Mr Frank? the pet shop does them quite cheap, I used to get them for the family hound, they love them.

[penciLneck]

I did have the munchies - not any more!

[mr franks]

i personally dont chew pigs ears,i remember my mums dog chocking on one once and i had to put my hand down this dogs maw to fish out this manky pigs ear.
didnt fancy them after that.

[decadnids]

when I was little my great gran used to give us dog chocolates, they were kinda ok - but a little on the meaty side...

[phil]

dog chocos? they are horrid. no?

[decadnids]

yeah they are a liitle rubbish. dog biscuits are ok.. the charcoal, ones not the meat ones.

[Dr.Mystery]

Pls take the time to answer my thread on your sexual status as it is of national importance as apposed to this thread which seems to be about helping walkers crisps with their marketing, something which i feel they probably don't neeed an awful lot of help with.

[penciLneck]

give us some details - if it is indeed of national importance DM?

[phil]

this guy at school i new was called quaver ears cause they looked like quavers.

[decadnids]

really, I like Quavers actually, havn't had a pack in ages.

[Dr.Mystery]

quavers are okay i admit but HOW MANY SEXUAL PARTNERS HAVE YOU HAD?
PLEASE.

[phil]

should have a pack later i reckon. or maybe.................ready??


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redmill stepping up again for the 2 double 0 3. gyeh.

[decadnids]

They doo look good the Pappadums (I thought it was Poppadoms?)
I will get some quavers later, when I go for lunch.
and maybe a pie (not sure yet).

[Dr.Mystery]

I'm a mrs not a mr actually and if i'd known i cause such a fuss i wouldn't have bothered joining.
Thanks for the warm welcome and all your help.
I understand that it was a rather personal question to ask but i did say that it wasn't in any way obligortary. I have been on several of these types of forum and asked the same question for good reasons.
never have i had such a rude response.

[invisibleplanet]

Originally posted by Dr.Mystery
quavers are okay i admit but HOW MANY SEXUAL PARTNERS HAVE YOU HAD?
PLEASE.

why? do u want to have sex with me?

please form an orderly cue, and my assistant will call your name for interview....u need to bring with you:

your your entire sexual history,
a urine sample. (we will be taking some samples for the laboratory to check for STD's)
if you pass the first phase of the selection process, you will be invited to attend the second phase.
you will be asked intimate questions designed to weed out the weak and feeble, and bigotted or perverted.
we will also ask you to drop your pants, and cough, and possibly even raise an erection to determine if you are compatible with our client.
the ability to prevent ejaculation for long periods of time would be highly favoured, and some knowledge of tantra an advantage, although some training can be provided.

only emotional stable, and open-minded over 30's need apply.
a 20cm+ penis would be an advantage,
thankyou for showing interest

[Dr.Mystery]

No i don't want to have sex with you as i'm not a lesbian and even if i was i'm sure i still wouldn't want to.
nobody actually stopped to ask why i was on here asking did they?

[animal night train]

Originally posted by Dr.Mystery
nobody actually stopped to ask why i was on here asking did they?
you didn't think to tell us either, did you?

[penciLneck]

whatever. have you had those mini-poppadoms in the the little tube (like a small pringles carton) they do green chili flava and they are hot *waves hand over mouth

[animal night train]

Originally posted by penciLneck
whatever. have you had those mini-poppadoms in the the little tube (like a small pringles carton) they do green chili flava and they are hot *waves hand over mouth
going off on a tangent here, but still on the subject of dry snacks, anyone had those chilli cashews you can get in some local stores? basically a bag of cashews with a not so subtle dusting of chilli powder. pretty heavy after getting back from a night at the pub.

[Basic 2: The Revenge]

The chilli cashews arequality, but I prefer normal cashews. I enjoy Pistachio nuts as well...

[penciLneck]

they sound lovely - cashews are ace.

[phil]

do u like soft crisps?

[invisibleplanet]

yes...i have a big thing for cashews, almonds, and any kind of nut..
not so fond of crisps, but confess that ready salted pom bär crisps are my favourite, because they're like quavers, but not so cheesy (and not too salty either)

[decadnids]

Prawm crackers - Mr Franks better half makes some mean prawn crackers.

[penciLneck]

I'm not too keen on crisps either - but there are certain things that look mighty attractive when your blood sugars crashing from excessive THC consumption.

[decadnids]

Originally posted by phil
do u like soft crisps?
what stale ones? or skips?

[phil]

skips silly.

[penciLneck]

skips are weird - theres nothing else in the same vein...

[decadnids]

I like skips - I like cheesey poofs as well.

[phil]

u never had skonganaseks?

[animal night train]

stale skips are disgusting.

has anyone seen what prawn crackers look like when they are uncooked? toenails.

[penciLneck]

they just look like little discs dont they - you must have some pretty weird toenails!

[phil]

when i was eleven i used to getted teased at school for having "pikey crisps" asda own brand. cunts.

[penciLneck]

didn't they tease you for being well-off, thats weird - or was it a posh school?

[Annefrankingmachine]

in my day we didn't even have buns let alone crisps. We used to go down the road to old mr parson's place where he would treat us with one of his apple suprises which consisted of basically an apple. The suprise was that you never knew where the apple had been and how old it was going to be. My friend, florence, once received an apple from old Parsons that was in excess of 14 months old.
How we laughed! She still ate it though. Waste not want not!

[decadnids]

you life seems amazing Anne.
do tell us more tales of thay bygone age.

[animal night train]

yeah, you should write a book Anne. no wait, you did that already...

[bitch one]

skips. put them on your tongue, they crackle and dissolve.

[phil]

yes Anne, telll us more....

[mr.lizard]

i have 3 packs of crisps sitting in front of me. one of which is vanilla ice cream flavoured monster munch. i don't actually want them but felt obliged to buy them. what great marketing. hmm. has anyone sampled this curiosity of the crispy snack werld?

[animal night train]

that is fucked up, mr.lizard, i want some of those.

oh poo, i remembered something, silly me.

[invisibleplanet]

no! vanilla ice cream flavour? wild, mr. lizard!
don't eat them, they'll be worth a fortune in a few years...

[animal night train]

that was quite interesting.

[mr.lizard]

d'you know what, i found a packet of beef monster munch in one particularl shop in clapham a while back. haven't seen them in like 15 years on the shelves. and haven't seen them since. i actually started canvassing walkers about them a while back. they said they discontinued them because they were unpopular. ?? what the fuck? then they stopped answering my emails.

[Basic 2: The Revenge]

beef monster munch have a tendency to make your gums wince though.

[invisibleplanet]

what was? vanilla crisps? or the future vision of how they'll fare in an unsealed bag through time?

[phil]

did u know if u put wine gums in the freezer they explode?

[animal night train]

posted by invisibleplanet
what was?
piff paff poof, and now it's gone.

you'll like it, but not a lot.

[Lady E]

why is it that whenever i have a hangover, you're all really weird?

[decadnids]

Emma - you often seem to have hangovers, and I think the majority of people on here are just weird. not me ofcourse.

[Lady E]

hmmm. id say i have one once a week on average. sometimes more sometimes less. please tell me that's normal...

[decadnids]

Yes thats normal - I have a hangover probably twice a week on average...

[mr franks]

u both hqave too many hangovers.i worry.

[decadnids]

Don't worry Mr Franks, its all in control ;)
didnt have one today

[phil]

http://www.numberwatch.co.uk/crisps.jpg

[animal night train]

i never lie.

i do sometimes have hangovers, though.

[decadnids]

Shit.
everything gives you cancer...

[Basic 2: The Revenge]

aids doesn't

[decadnids]

Basic - that makes me feel 100 percent better!!!

[Basic 2: The Revenge]

Just doing my bit for the health service

[decadnids]

your a an icon of wonderment of this modern health service.
are you a volunteer or do you get paid?

[Basic 2: The Revenge]

Just voluntary, however I hasten to add I've got private health care lol