phone calls

[aleks]

why do people always call when you´re on the toilet for number two? are they doing it on purpose? do they have a sensor for that?

[Sheridan]

I can honestly say that has never happened to me.
oh wait unless you count the time I called a girl and she had to go number 2. that was very strange indeed.

[pille'ocheoni]

girls dont do #2...thats a myth, i just cant believe that one....lol

[grunder]

yeah i have got one called the shitscan2000.... it can skan any one taking a shit and automaticly calls the nearest telephone ...

i dont really use it that much but i have found that it wourks 8-10 times i have put it in to operation.

[Sheridan]

Originally posted by pille'ocheoni
girls dont do #2...thats a myth, i just cant believe that one....lol

so are you telling me that the 'kerplunk' sound I heard was just her hairbrush falling into the pot?

[pille'ocheoni]

or a big wade of tissue paper cause she was crying so much cus she couldnt be with you................how about that one ? lol

[aleks]

Originally posted by Sheridan
I can honestly say that has never happened to me.


it happens to me all the time...that´s strange!

[Marolo]

stop talking shit guys :D

[Sheridan]

Originally posted by pille'ocheoni
or a big wade of tissue paper cause she was crying so much cus she couldnt be with you................how about that one ? lol

no. no. she was with me alright. believe me, she was with me!:)

[pille'ocheoni]

oh yeah? fresh hot steaming poo? cradeling the essence of human waste?


jesus i cant believe i just said that.lol.................>

[Sheridan]

HAHA! I can't believe you just did as well!!:) :)

[tsr_robban]

i have a friend who answers the phone while he is in the middle of pooping! i hate that !
ban the cordless phone!

[mr franks]

Originally posted by tsr_robban
i have a friend who answers the phone while he is in the middle of pooping! i hate that !
ban the cordless phone!

that is grim - do you hear him straining?

[tsr_tomas]

i hate my brother for number 2... he always call people up when he shits. thats just fucking to much... ok i´ve got a huge shithumor. but it´s hard talking to a guy that says "naaaaaaaaaah what youuuuuh doooing ?"

[LEFTHANDLOU]

"girls dont do #2...thats a myth, i just cant believe that one...."
HAHA Come on dude, Girls take nasty ass shits, they are always dieting and eating strange stuff cause they think its healthy. They blow shit up man, They Have a mighty stink. They will blow up your spot and walk out with a smile and try to be all sexy. Meanwhile the color of the paint in your bathroom has shifted.

[Fully Automated]

ha ha ha

[tsr_robban]

lefthandlou: hahahahaahaa !!! oh my god i'm laughing so hard i'm crying =D

[Fully Automated]

yeah i nearly did a crap aswell when i read that
he hehe eh!!1

[tsr_robban]

mr franks: yeah i can hear it all... its when i hear the splooshing i hang up...

[grobelaar]

Originally posted by aleks
why do people always call when you´re on the toilet for number two? are they doing it on purpose? do they have a sensor for that?

Dude, leave your phone on your desk...

[piscaries]

grobs, thats a badass new avatar!

[tsr_robban]

yeah looks like he's about to eat the record...
is it an original picture or did you put the record in his hand?

[pille'ocheoni]

yeah lefy, that shit was funny............

[7875]

lou, that's a bit nar nar, dont you think.
they make petite deposits that smell like rose
petals and honeysuckle

[pille'ocheoni]

ah homeysuckles!............i love honeysuckles.......hey seventyeight75 hows it been going man? you doing allright?

[7875]

yes, why do you ask? did the voices tell you something?

[pille'ocheoni]

oh pure politeness. i hope that didint throw you off. but anyways, yeah just being nice, and thought id say hello since i hadnt in a long time. so tell us, whats been going on in east portland?

[7875]

lots of trucker caps, fashion mullets, girls who look like boys, boys who look like girls, vegan scones, deathmetal commandos with studded belts and jackets, skater scumbags with pervert mustaches and sweaty 70's cowlick haircuts and the occasional hippie looking for a bus ride down to Eugene.
hows it going in (where are you?)...

[Sheridan]

or in the words of henry rollins: girls poop talcum powder. especially daryll hannah. ok enough poo talk. :!

[LEFTHANDLOU]

Oh come on guys, you don't have to be all nice all the time. Girls drop bombs. There is no way it smells like roses or talcum powder, more like the local trash dump in 105 degree weather.

"lots of trucker caps, fashion mullets, girls who look like boys, boys who look like girls, vegan scones, deathmetal commandos with studded belts and jackets, skater scumbags with pervert mustaches and sweaty 70's cowlick haircuts and the occasional hippie looking for a bus ride down to Eugene. "

Oh man I miss Oregon, how is the weather 7875?