how to pick up women

[Billy Know Mates]

its very easy when you know how - so hear goes

stand to the side of them, spread your legs about shoulder width apart, then open your arms palms up, so that one goes just under her bum, the other mid way accross her back, then get her to lean into your cradle take the strain on your knees, and hey presto, if she trusts you , you've just successfully picked up a women!
hooray, hope this helps mates!

[tsr_tomas]

no no no... first you say "hey panda" then they go away. it´s simple. don´t pick up women... it´s better to met nice ladies that comes on naturaly, not by trying to pick them up.

peace.

tomas.


ps. you got a point there, i´ll may be try out just for fun.
(and yes, i´m an secret dubble agent).

[invisibleplanet]

so how do u pull a woman then, billy?

[Billy Know Mates]

well, this requires a different type of action, and depends on the scenario, so lets say -
if she she was on roller skates, one could stand in front of her and allow her to rest her hands on my side rib area, one each side, then facing the same direction i could walk or even run if we were really in synch with eachother,

[ischo]

Originally posted by Billy Know Mates
......if we were really in synch with eachother,

and that's what it's all about, right?

git da riddim

[walkerbelm]

carbonized eye sockets picks up women with a meat hook

[pille'ocheoni]

ok. so can somebody keep a updated list of phil's pseudo's? this is just getting wacky

[decadnids]

BIlly is not phil. sorry to disapoint you. I believe Billy is a person in his own right.

[penciLneck]

yeah - completely different sense of humour anyway, can't you tell?

[pille'ocheoni]

yeah i guess...............well good luck to ya phil, how are you btw?

[penciLneck]

oi - I'm not him either, how rude.

[invisibleplanet]

yeah, to ALL the erutufon icq-ers.
PLEASE STOP BEING SO TERRITORIAL!
I've sat and watched as this faction contributes to the anti-new person/phil vibe.
I'm fed up of it now.
this board is for everyone.

anyway, back to the topic.


so Billy, I like your answers so far, so I have another question for you.

'How do u keep a woman interested?'

[penciLneck]

oooh, well said. I'm beginning to warm to you IP. :)

[decadnids]

Well put IP - the voice of reason.

[animal night train]

Originally posted by invisibleplanet
yeah, to ALL the erutufon icq-ers.
what's an erutufon icq-er?

'How do u keep a woman interested?'
best way is to give her a copy of Schott's Miscellany. This works for men too.

[invisibleplanet]

Originally posted by animal night train

best way is to give her a copy of Schott's Miscellany. This works for men too.

sounds good...I'm interested to know what this is? Is it a modern equivalent of Brewer's Dictionary of Phrase and Fable?

[animal night train]

Originally posted by invisibleplanet
sounds good...I'm interested to know what this is? Is it a modern equivalent of Brewer's Dictionary of Phrase and Fable?
maybe (http://www.schott-media.com/misc/). it has stuff about bra sizes and boiling vegetable and clouds.

[dirtyho]

Bra sizes are a pain in the arse. I sneaked a look at my girlfriends so I could get her the right size for her birthday present - then the bloody shop I went to used S/M/L instead of the number/letter combination, so I told the girl in the shop the size I had and the one she gave me was too bloody small! Shit!

[invisibleplanet]

ooh - no-one's ever bought me a bra before. i always seem to end up with books :(

[dirtyho]

I bought her some knickers and a bra - £70. I never realised lingerie was so expensive! (maybe I just have expensive taste) The things you do for love eh?

[bitch one]

the rule with lingerie is the more expensive the better i reckon. mmm, silk gusset.

[wheezer]

Originally posted by dirtyho
Bra sizes are a pain in the arse. I sneaked a look at my girlfriends so I could get her the right size for her birthday present - then the bloody shop I went to used S/M/L instead of the number/letter combination, so I told the girl in the shop the size I had and the one she gave me was too bloody small! Shit!

well even the knowledge of the size might not be enough, as different manufacturerer's bras vary as well, produced for different shape breasts... it's just like with shoes; with adidas I'm like a size 44-45 and with camel boots I'm a size 40...the lesson to be learned here is if you are gonna buy your gf some lingerie, take her with you - this goes doubly for me since I'm pretty much color blind as well so I'd probably pick out something that goes well with my grandmas tablecloth

[dirtyho]

Yeah - but take her with you buying her birthday present? I like the surprise element, it's more romantic - less pragmatic. I'd rather get it wrong first time to preserve that - I'll go back to the shop with her now and that will probably be nice too!

[invisibleplanet]

i can safely say, that when i was going through a monk phase, and had a shaved head, i found myself approached by many women, and would have had no problem in picking them up...
a real lesbian magnet it was :D made some friends, but didn't take them up on their kind offers hehe

[dirtyho]

20mm f2 - talk dirty to me baby ;)

[invisibleplanet]

aha - i deleted that post dirtyho!

i suppose i'd better explain again that the post which dirtyho refers to was a post where i said 'expensive bra or wide angled lens - i know which one i find more sexy!'

hehe

[Undress]

I just say my name.

[Billy Know Mates]

in answer to IP's last question, i'd say the best way to keep a woman interested, is be interested in sharing life, and if you were no good at that, - you could use phrases like - 'shall we go shopping to Ney York/Paris/tokyo, i really gotta dent this plastic bad' - but its a poor second - !

[bitch one]

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[Sheridan]

Originally posted by invisibleplanet
i can safely say, that when i was going through a monk phase, and had a shaved head, i found myself approached by many women, and would have had no problem in picking them up...
a real lesbian magnet it was :D made some friends, but didn't take them up on their kind offers hehe

I have always found women with shaved heads to be quite sexy.
I think it takes a lot of courage for a woman to shave her head. I think thats why I like it.

[grobelaar]

Pulling a woman - I think involves drinking horrendous amounts of alcohol - staggering into our local Roxy Disco, hang about for a bit, consume some more alcohol, before lurching over to your chosen target and saying

"'ere luv, get yer coat, you've pulled!"

some hours later you wake up next to the mong beast from hell, your arm trapped under her great slumbering weight, leaving you no option but to knaw it off with your own teeth... staggering off to the hospital clutching the stump, thoroughly relieved at how lightly you got off...

At least that's how my mate described it last weekend...

[grobelaar]

Originally posted by Sheridan


I have always found women with shaved heads to be quite sexy.
I think it takes a lot of courage for a woman to shave her head. I think thats why I like it.


I’ll second that – dunno about brave (OK maybe fending of the hordes of Harley riding, spanner wielding lesbians is brave) – it’s just damn sexy… all that hair, what’s it for – hair its too fussy, it ends up saying more about you than you do – people that spend hours on it – what’s that some sort of fashion statement – get rid of it…

Yay, to the baldie heeds…

[dirtyho]

but hair smells nice

[dirtyho]

having said that i don't have any hair most of the time

[aleks]

curly hair is damn sexy...

[grobelaar]

Originally posted by aleks
curly hair is damn sexy...

Sometimes it is - but sometimes you see a girl with curly hair and it has high maintenance written all over it...

[aleks]

what to you mean by high maintenance

[invisibleplanet]

yeah, what do u mean by high maintenance?

[LEFTHANDLOU]

You guys are mad! Women with shaved heads?? Might as well forget about the bra and panties, and get her a bowling ball bag for her head.
Don't get me wrong i'm sure there are some women that look hot with shaved heads, but they are probably hot anyway and would look even hotter if they had hair.

[pille'ocheoni]

high maintience women suck. and ive dated a shaved headed girl, and she was high maintience.

[aleks]

what does high maintenance mean...someone please!

[LEFTHANDLOU]

HAHAHAHa The truth is they are all High maintenance. The secret is to love them enough to put up with it.

Its not so bad really, at least they have those THINGS we like so much, and they smell nice.

[MUX]

hahaha....
just popped in to see if anyone had left a decent remark in this undecent thread
high maintience women.... hahahahhahaha best eplaination ive ever heard.. so good alot of them aint even worthy of the title...

to all of you posting in this thread.. good look on all future escapades and hope you have learned something from this unecessary nonsense :)

[aleks]

good that some gave an answer to my question...bastards ;)

[dirtyho]

you can also have high maintenance friends - you know, those ones it turns out are just not worth having as friends...

[pille'ocheoni]

high maintience women are women that need alot and want everything now! women that have constant problems and make their problems your problems right away. high maintience women love to make you stress, hurt, crave, and beg for anything they seem to be worthy of their immedate attention. high maintience women are suspicious of everything, and everyone, esspecially you.
high maintience women love to give you a hard time, and want everything right now and will be the first one to tell you "you fucking suck". high maintience women are just plan high maintience and they are everywhere and want your souls.

[dirtyho]

sounds like that comes from hard life experience pille - luckily I've never been out with a girl like that

[invisibleplanet]

that's high maintenance?

pfff

nono
high maintenance is preferring champagne to cava, or silk sheets to cotton. or a water bed rather than a sprung mattress. high maintenance is preferring stimulating discourse, to emotional outbursts, and languourous foreplay to a quick fuck. high maintenance is preferring to create it yourself rather than buy ready-made, or walk rather than take the car, or cook a five course meal rather than dine out. high maintenance is preferring to take on responsibilty rather than take the casual path.

this is my view anyway :)

[pille'ocheoni]

thank god brotha,im glad you didnt have to see this.well im plagued by these so called "women" they seem more like devils though.

example above above. that is high maintience for sure...........but thats how they make it seem anyways.

[LEFTHANDLOU]

"cook a five course meal rather than dine out." posted by IP
:) HAHAHA
A High maintenance woman would not even step into the kitchen hun, but she would make you take her to an expensive resturant to have a 5 course meal, even when she knows that you can't afford it.

[invisibleplanet]

okay LOU hun, tell me what would be the classification for what I described lol

[LEFTHANDLOU]

A Princess my dear, a Princess for sure,

[7875]

high maintenance women (from what i've seen) don't like to get their hands dirty (ie go camping), see any films that might make them feel introspective, listen to any music that isn't disposable, or eat anywhere where the menu doesn't look like a book.
they could also be incredibly mentally unstable and could need constant reassuring, hence "maintaining" that everything is OK.

[animal night train]

i am better when i'm drunk...i even bore myself to death when i'm sober.

my oil needs changing regularly and i need several parts replacing. i'm quite high maintenance myself. i need someone who doesn't mind getting dirty.

[Sheridan]

Originally posted by LEFTHANDLOU
A Princess my dear, a Princess for sure,

no doubt. that sounds like an alright girl to me. :D

[bitch one]

yes - high maintenance in my book = fuckin mental wired to the moon nutter. makes simple activities difficult.

i went out with 1 or 2. but now recognise the signs and avoid.