welcome to freedom

[wheezer]

At the height of the war in Iraq, Army chaplain Lt. Josh Llano, 32, a Southern Baptist, commandeered 500 gallons of water to fill his baptismal pool at Camp Bushmaster near Najaf and offered exhausted, grimy soldiers a chance for a refreshing dip, provided they agreed to formal baptisms following a 90-minute sermon. Llano told a Miami Herald reporter: "It's simple. They want water. I have it, as long as they agree to get baptized." (The Army's chief of chaplains said he would investigate.) [Miami Herald, 4-4-03]

[emef]

i cant believe that...its too sick

[interstellarhitman]

Did you hear that before the conflict started in Iraq they were going to call it Operation Irqi Liberation until they realised it spelt OIL!

[emef]

hahalol

[Annefrankingmachine]

i was baptised you know....
it was a very refreshing experience all in all.
it was a bit like taking a bath with god or jesus...
Of course when i was baptised it was a long time ago and we didn't have water in those days, so the chapline baptised me in a salt and iodine mix...of course i went completely yellow from head to toe and couldn't leave the house for 6 days in case i was killed by a pack of bullies.
Still i pulled through and look at me now!
Great!

[marcel]

Originally posted by interstellarhitman
Did you hear that before the conflict started in Iraq they were going to call it Operation Irqi Liberation until they realised it spelt OIL!
hahahaha nice