Robert Mugabe
28th April 2003, 15:14
knock on the door
Mr A: "Hello?"
Ms B: "Hi, i'm here about the secretary job?"
Mr A: "Excellent, come in."
Ms B enters the room.
Mr A: "Sit down."
Ms B: "Ok"
Mr A: "No need to be nervous."
Ms B: "Thanks."
Mr A stares intensely at Ms B. for nearly 20 seconds...
Ms B: "Erm... did you get my CV.."
Mr A: "Oh yes - i got it."
Mr A continues to stare.
Ms B: "Erm..."
Mr A (mumbling under his breath): "Shuddup!"
Ms B: "Sorry?"
Mr A: "Nothing...."
Ms B: "Oh because i thought you said..."
Mr A: "Shuddupyesididisaidshuddup"
Ms B: "Oh.."
Mr A: "Close your mouth!"
Ms B: "What?"
Mr A: "NOTHING!"
Ms B: "Look i....."
Mr A: "OH GODDDDD!!!!"
The desk starts to shake violently and Mr A's eyes grow wider, he sucks his cheeks between his teeth and starts to hyperventilate...
Ms B: "Wait a second....."
Mr A: "WHOOOOOAAAAHHHHHH!!!"
Mr A lurches up from his chair revealing a pitiful erection that he is rubbing vigorously and waving around seemingly out of control...
Ms B: "Oh SHIT!"
Mr A: "LOOK! DON'T BE SCARED!! I'M COMPLETELY IN CONTROLLLLLL!!!!!!!!"
Ms B: "I'm outta here!"
She bolts for the door.
Mr A scrambles after her, tripping himself up on his trousers that have fallen to his ankles.
Mr A: "FUCK IT!!! NOOOO!!! I'M ONE OF THE GOOD GUYS!!!"
He convulses on the floor
Mr A: "Ooooooh ooOOhh AAAAAAAHHHH!!! NNNNGGGGGGGG! hiffa hiffa hiffa hiffa HHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....."
His PA, Ms C, rushes in...
Ms C: "What Happened?? Is that girl alri..... OH MY GOD.....!!"
Mr A begins ejaculating violently - bucking his hips towards the cieling..
Mr A: "AAHH!! AAHH! UURGH!! WOW!!! WOW!!! WOW!!! Oh shiiiiiitttt....."
THE END
Mr A: "Hello?"
Ms B: "Hi, i'm here about the secretary job?"
Mr A: "Excellent, come in."
Ms B enters the room.
Mr A: "Sit down."
Ms B: "Ok"
Mr A: "No need to be nervous."
Ms B: "Thanks."
Mr A stares intensely at Ms B. for nearly 20 seconds...
Ms B: "Erm... did you get my CV.."
Mr A: "Oh yes - i got it."
Mr A continues to stare.
Ms B: "Erm..."
Mr A (mumbling under his breath): "Shuddup!"
Ms B: "Sorry?"
Mr A: "Nothing...."
Ms B: "Oh because i thought you said..."
Mr A: "Shuddupyesididisaidshuddup"
Ms B: "Oh.."
Mr A: "Close your mouth!"
Ms B: "What?"
Mr A: "NOTHING!"
Ms B: "Look i....."
Mr A: "OH GODDDDD!!!!"
The desk starts to shake violently and Mr A's eyes grow wider, he sucks his cheeks between his teeth and starts to hyperventilate...
Ms B: "Wait a second....."
Mr A: "WHOOOOOAAAAHHHHHH!!!"
Mr A lurches up from his chair revealing a pitiful erection that he is rubbing vigorously and waving around seemingly out of control...
Ms B: "Oh SHIT!"
Mr A: "LOOK! DON'T BE SCARED!! I'M COMPLETELY IN CONTROLLLLLL!!!!!!!!"
Ms B: "I'm outta here!"
She bolts for the door.
Mr A scrambles after her, tripping himself up on his trousers that have fallen to his ankles.
Mr A: "FUCK IT!!! NOOOO!!! I'M ONE OF THE GOOD GUYS!!!"
He convulses on the floor
Mr A: "Ooooooh ooOOhh AAAAAAAHHHH!!! NNNNGGGGGGGG! hiffa hiffa hiffa hiffa HHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....."
His PA, Ms C, rushes in...
Ms C: "What Happened?? Is that girl alri..... OH MY GOD.....!!"
Mr A begins ejaculating violently - bucking his hips towards the cieling..
Mr A: "AAHH!! AAHH! UURGH!! WOW!!! WOW!!! WOW!!! Oh shiiiiiitttt....."
THE END