the date

[Frank Bruno]

Mr A: "you know i really enjoyed going to the cinema with you."

Ms B: "aah! that's really sweet of you"

Mr A: "yeah?"

Ms B: "yeah. do you want to do it again sometime?"

Mr A: "What do you mean?"

Ms B: "I mean, shall we go out on another date? maybe next week..."

Mr A: "I don't understand?"

Ms B: "Ok well..."

Mr A: "Are you going to let me into your house or what?"

Ms B: "Okay look, i'll speak to you tomorrow?"

Mr A: "Don't be ridiculous! what am i supposed to do with this!!" - (unzips flies, reveals pathetic erection)

Ms B: "Right, i'm going now"

Mr A: "Stand there! Stand there! You don't have to touch it... please... just look at me while i jerk off!!!" - (begins to masturbate furiously)

Ms B: "Oh my god, that's disgust..."

Mr A: "Shut up! Shut up! nnnnnnnnggggggggg ooof ooof ooof"

Ms B: "Look I..."

Mr A: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHH eeeeuuuuuuuurggggghhh!!....."

Ms B: "See ya.." - (slams door and dissapears)

Mr A: "uuuuuunnnnnggggghhhh....phrooo ooooooo...."

ffftt ftttt ftttt ftttttt... swooooooooooosh...

Mr A stands dazed on the pavement. He begins to cry and slopes off never to return.....



THE END

[tsr_tomas]

beutiful story.

[pille'ocheoni]

where's the popcorn.............i love popcorn, except when it gets caught in your teffases