PDA

View Full Version : Your Agony Aunt (FOR 2 WEEKS ONLY)


Clare Rayner
26th April 2003, 15:48
Today someone from this site privately messaged me with a harrowing story about her life. The person, who's name will obviously have to remain anon, is happily married with 3 delightful children of 3, 5 and 9 respectively.
It turns out that she is pregnant with her bosses baby and doesn't know where to turn to. I gave her some reassurance and a few pamphlets with the telephone numbers of organisations that may be of some help inside.
Anyway the point is that by the time she'd spoken with me her tears had dried up, she'd put the gun away and she was feeling alot lot better.
So people on this board.
I am here for you and only you exclusively for 2 whole weeks.
I have studied for years as an advisor to the depressed and confused people of this world and now you on this board have my services to use as much as you need to.
So please don't hesitate to contact me about any problems you may have at the moment.
Dog stuck in a tree?
Mum's got gang green?
Dad's out in the woods with little Susan?
I CAN HELP.
wRITE TO ME.

Weishaupt
26th April 2003, 15:57
*yawwwwwwwwwwwwn

Frank Bruno
26th April 2003, 16:03
Have you tried drugging her?

Lady E
28th April 2003, 12:35
there were a band called gang green. post punk anarcho syndicalist types like crass? or what