no-future quiz team

[big raff]

why don't we compete as a no-future quiz team?
there's enough of us who know random nonsense to compete (with the rest of the random nonsense general public)
name the pub and lets DO THIS
big<><>raff

[invisibleplanet]

regional squads, and then an international head to head?
lol

[emef]

i`m in, but i`m afraid i know fuck all...perhaps i can bring the oranges at halftime:)

[piscaries]

lol emef

you'd make a great soccer-mom (as we call 'em here in the states)

[pille'ocheoni]

yeah cam, soccer moms rock! except there stupid mini vans, with soccer balls on the back. they drive like shit, is that a just a fact or am i plaged with terrible driver's in SUV's and mini vans?

[MUX]

ahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahah ahhaha
i grew up in toronto...and that is so me when i was i was kid that's it's sick...... fooking mental
best thingis you left something of mine out...dad was the coach

[MUX]

damnit ... dark blue mini van included

[pille'ocheoni]

damn mux where havent you lived?

[MUX]

hmm... everywhere ese i guess!
i was born here and left to canada, up and down twice.. noe back here for good after we had to live canda because of a bizarre lawsuit that was linked to football actually

[pille'ocheoni]

interesting. you have to tell that story sometime. :)

[MUX]

well... we had our own company back in toronto.. that did industral cleaning.... big robots that clean factory floor and stuff like scotchguard -ing offices and shit... and my dad and mum were soccer parents with me and my bro playing in 2 different agegroups..
we had our little crystler minivan and my dad used to pic up some the kids.. ( it seemed like everyone is divoroed over there...) that didnt have dads, cause he knew that it was for a mum to take kare of driving thier kids to games and stuff... well we had around 4-5 that were regulars.. well we had a very very bad carcrash on the way back from of the games and one of the kids,, was badly hurt by hsi seatbelt,,, breakin a couple of ribs and some internal bleeding.....
well the kids mum outta knew that were were really a porr family and she took my parents to court and sued for a couple of large sums.. boths around 35,000 dollors.. which she both won and then she claimed some new lawsuit claiming that my dad puit her sun at a point of risk with lack of responsobility.. and made dads lawers said she will win it now that she has one the other two cases hands down... she was asking for $250,000 well the insurance company send in a guy that you could call a law loophoel finder.. that found a law that says, if you leave the country (being a foreigner) and not contacted in 5 years all charges are dropped by deafualt,,, and being foreigners you leave quite fast without claiming were yyour going... and well here i am.. courtcase dropped. been here for 13 years...

[MUX]

sorry for the bad typeing but im in bed,,,

[piscaries]

tough story. what a bitch.

[gunjack]

quiz question of the day:


What was B.A. Baracas phobia on the A-team?

[Sheridan]

Originally posted by gunjack
quiz question of the day:


What was B.A. Baracas phobia on the A-team?

large quantaties of thick gold necklaces???

[gunjack]

x

[wheezer]

he was afraid of flying, especially if the plane/helicopter was being piloted by that crazy foo' murdock!

[tsr_tomas]

wheezer: what don´t you know about a-team ?

are you well update on Airwolf and Knight rider ?

/pejs

[wheezer]

nope, just a-team, but I know way too much about that one lol

[marcel]

that was a really easy question!!

now to examine wheezers knowledge about the a-team: who was face' dad?

[wheezer]

that's a tricky one! of course we all know that face was an orphan, that is unless one watches a certain episode from the 5th season, "family reunion"! it turns out that face's father was a former us political advisor, who had to flee the country and returned as his life was coming to a close to be reunited with his family.

that was a fairly crappy episode though, what with murdock having that conflict about wether to tell face or not...

[dirtyho]

you ain't gettin me on no plane - crazy fool!

[wheezer]

*soundofhamburgerlacedwithtran quilizersfallingoutofbashand*

*soundofbafallingontheground*

[marcel]

Originally posted by wheezer
that's a tricky one! of course we all know that face was an orphan, that is unless one watches a certain episode from the 5th season, "family reunion"! it turns out that face's father was a former us political advisor, who had to flee the country and returned as his life was coming to a close to be reunited with his family.

that was a fairly crappy episode though, what with murdock having that conflict about wether to tell face or not...

excellent! 100%true. and if irc it showed that face has a sister, right?
whats your next category? 'hannibals plans' 500?
or that about that: how was b.a. called as a kid? hehe

[wheezer]

SCOOTER! that episode with ba's mom kicked ass! =)))

yes, face had a sister too, also in the episode with the political advisor...

[aleks]

wow, wheezer that sounds like a fetish to me...

[wheezer]

I just have every episode on my hard disk, nothing is better after a long day of doing xyz than a bong and a episode of a-team...

[marcel]

Originally posted by wheezer
SCOOTER! that episode with ba's mom kicked ass! =)))

yes, face had a sister too, also in the episode with the political advisor...

once again correct. you scares me... :D

now: face' girls 250.

[marcel]

if you have every episode. can you tell me what the last one was? what was it about? think i have never seen that one, but im not sure about. was it something special or just another normal episode?

[wheezer]

it's not very special, it's called "without reservations", murdock is working at a pizza restaurant that was also used in an earlier episode, and some crooks come there and hold everyone at gunpoint so that they can assassinate somebody - the general theory is that this episode should've been aired earlier but got bumped to the end... the whole reason why the show got cancelled was that there were major problems between george peppard and mr.t as to who was "the star" of the series - after the 3rd season things started getting real bad and face and murdock had to do more and more scenes - that's why episodes like the one with face's dad were ever written in the first place...

[gunjack]

bonus question: what state do the simpsons live in?

[Weishaupt]

irak

[gunjack]

http://www.geoffdavis.com/pics/Flamage/incorrect.jpg

[Weishaupt]

hm......minesotta

[gunjack]

http://www.geoffdavis.com/pics/Flamage/shatnerno.jpg

[Weishaupt]

hm....

[gunjack]

http://www.geoffdavis.com/pics/Flamage/dumbass.jpg

[tsr_fredrik]

missouri?

[gunjack]

you got it!!!
http://www.geoffdavis.com/pics/Flamage/hurrah.jpg

[marcel]

Originally posted by wheezer
... the whole reason why the show got cancelled was that there were major problems between george peppard and mr.t as to who was "the star" of the series - after the 3rd season things started getting real bad and face and murdock had to do more and more scenes - that's why episodes like the one with face's dad were ever written in the first place...
ah, thanks. youre really a freak...

[Weishaupt]

the club of "damn, my name is brian, i will die" says:

[gunjack]

"i will die"? ju r strange adam.

[wheezer]

ah, thanks. youre really a freak...

flipmode for life!

ju r strange adam.

w3rd.

[Weishaupt]

*strangers in the nittttttttttttttttttttteeee

[grobelaar]

Originally posted by piscaries
lol emef

you'd make a great soccer-mom (as we call 'em here in the states)

what is this 'soccer' that you speak of?

[Weishaupt]

Originally posted by wheezer




w3rd.

arsch:-)

[wheezer]

with ears!

[Weishaupt]

*g

[Sheridan]

Originally posted by gunjack
bonus question: what state do the simpsons live in?

they don't live in any state. thats the point of the show. it is supposed to represent 'any town america'. the simpsons are just a microcosim (spellcheck) of any city and any town.
also if you watch the episodes sometimes they are in a landlocked state and other times they are in a state on the coast.
also california is 3,000 miles this way ------>

[Daddys Girl]

Interesting....okay, here's my cartoon related question -

Where do the Powerpuff Girls live?

D_G ;o)

[Basic 2: The Revenge]

Easy! Townsville....

[Daddys Girl]

We need the full answer to the question.... the quiz poducer has just spoken in my ear, and we're prepared to give you a 2nd chance....


D_G ;o)

[Basic 2: The Revenge]

At the professors house?
Townsville

[Daddys Girl]

I'm sorry - the correct answer is "The City of Townsville" - can we have a round of applause for our conestant for their effort...

As you didn't answer D_G's special bonus-bonus question, we can't offer you the mystery prize, but please feel free to chose from our other range


(NB: if I had a prize to give you I would, but I don't ;o) )

D_G :O)
- In a silly mood, but game for a laugh

[Basic 2: The Revenge]

Bloody pedant

*folds arms in huff*

lol

[Daddys Girl]

Yeah - but I'm lovely with it! :)
May the quiz continue!!!

D_G ;o)

[marcel]

Originally posted by Sheridan

they don't live in any state. thats the point of the show. it is supposed to represent 'any town america'.
yes thats what i think too.from time to time then someone shows there springfield on the us-map is, this person always stands in that way so that you cant see there hes pointing to

[tsr_fredrik]

one quiZzz!
what is the name of Ren Hoek´s scandinavian cousin.
This is from "the Ren & Stimpy Show".

[MUX]

Sven

[tsr_fredrik]

"me olga you sven!"
you win mux... youre turn now

[MUX]

what was ren's most prized possestion?

[tsr_fredrik]

hmmm wasn´t it his record collection

[Sheridan]

was it his kitty litter??

[gunjack]

Originally posted by marcel

yes thats what i think too.from time to time then someone shows there springfield on the us-map is, this person always stands in that way so that you cant see there hes pointing to




it was a mystery for years, but the hints were there, and they actually came out and, on a recent episode, the secret was revealed. the simpsons do , indeed live in missouri.

[MUX]

nah it was his exotic animal poo collection

[wheezer]

you don't mean the nosegoblin collection, though?

[gunjack]

no. those are stimpy's magic nose goblins.

[MUX]

ok ok.. fuckin cartoon shit....
what does Grandmaster Flash sample as the bassline of 'white lines'?

[marcel]

Originally posted by gunjack

it was a mystery for years, but the hints were there, and they actually came out and, on a recent episode, the secret was revealed. the simpsons do , indeed live in missouri.
has missouri a beach at the sea?

[gunjack]

no, but neither does kentucky, where the simpsons geeks swear springfield is located... see simpsons season 11 episode 22 "behind the laughter"

[bitch one]

i always suspected ohio

[gunjack]

"The Simpson's writers have been dropping hints as to the REAL location of Springfield.

Some fans have it way off assuming the geological landmarks a cue, but where they have it wrong is the show itself, the surroundings and it's characters are not the clue. They simply drop some little hints from time to time in what they say mainly.

Examples.

Sigfreid and Roy (who often perform in Branson MO.), are shown at the Springfield Airport complaining that their tiger is lost, the guy informs them it is in St. Louis. Springfield Missouri is the main airport for Branson visitor and celebrities.

Moe's bar called Flaming Moe's (after he stole Homers recipe for the same name drink), has Aerosmith perform there. Steven Tyler starts the crowd goin by saying "HELLO ST. LOUIS" Joe Perry leans over and say. "No this is Springfield".

On another episode they pan across a map of the US very tightly zoomed in close, one can see the what is obviously the lower portion of Missouri and a spot marked on the map where Springfield is, is where Springfield Missouri is.

Lisa Simpson Perched a top Springfield's tallest tree, a tree she was trying to save from being cut down, can see the St. Louis Arch as the closet monument.

In an episode where smart Dolphins take over Springfield, Moe makes a reference to running them out of town as they did with that "Laura Ingles Wylder" Girl.
Note that most people overlook, is that her home is about 15 minutes from Springfield Mo.

This is enough for me, and on an episode called "Behind the Laughter", they state the Simpson's as a "Southern Missouri family"

I'll post more. But there is not real need when the Behind the laughter episode tells you flat out."

[Sheridan]

Originally posted by gunjack
that "Laura Ingles Wylder" Girl.

who is laura ingles?? I remember el-p from company flow mentions her name in the track 8 steps to perfection, 'I'll fuck laura ingles only when she's done with her chores'. so I was wondering what is up with her.

@gunjack: that is some pretty convincing evidence. not sure how I take it though since I liked not knowing and having my own ideas about it. :!

[wheezer]

Originally posted by MUX
ok ok.. fuckin cartoon shit....
what does Grandmaster Flash sample as the bassline of 'white lines'?

liquid liquid - cavern

what bassline does giorgio moroder rip for "I feel love" ? (band name will do coz I don't remember the track title :) )

[animal night train]

Originally posted by MUX
what was ren's most prized possestion?
well he had some exotic diseases, and some opera records. i'm not sure he valued one above the other but he was pretty narked when stimpy and sven got bubble gum on the records and VVVIIIIIIIIOOOOOOLAAAAAAATTTEE EEDDD the diseases.

[MUX]

very good wheezer... i have no idea what it rips off, but it does sound very very similar bassline to thte theme of midnight express, which was produced by mornader himself...

[owain_k]

How many women can u find in the vatican ?

[Sheridan]

zero.

they have the lowest birth rate in the world.

[owain_k]

Nun !!!!

[wheezer]

Originally posted by MUX
very good wheezer... i have no idea what it rips off, but it does sound very very similar bassline to thte theme of midnight express, which was produced by mornader himself...

it's a temptations bassline, from an album released 1-2 years prior to "I feel love" ...

[MUX]

hehehe....
NEXT!

[Billy Know Mates]

what did one zen master say to another?

[Weishaupt]

learn to sit