Westwood's lost his truck

[V Knid esq]

This is why I love Twitter (http://twitter.com/timwestwood)

# £30!!!!!!!!!!! where the bus stop to Oxford Street? - Ive got me Oyster16 minutes ago from web

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there's a cab station - I'll look for it later17 minutes ago from web

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now I'm lost19 minutes ago from web

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there's a reward for the first person to tell me where I left it - need to go home19 minutes ago from web

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If you live in Thornton Heath & there's a big red truck sittin on 24s outside your yard - text me the name of your street ASAP21 minutes ago from web

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Can't find the car - can't remember where I parked!21 minutes ago from web

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at last I can see the door - I'm outta here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!24 minutes ago from web

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I'm so tired now I'm startin to worry that if they start playin funky I might collapse & dieabout 2 hours ago from TwitterBerry

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Its so light in this party now I wish I brought some sunglasses. And the girl I've been dancing with all this time looked better in the darkabout 2 hours ago from TwitterBerry

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I wish they'd slow it down. All this daggering is killin my backabout 2 hours ago from TwitterBerry

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I've been wine-ing up on this girl for the last 2 hours - I'm gettin blue ballsabout 2 hours ago from TwitterBerry

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Can't make it to the wall. I'm trapped in a house party that's neva goin end.about 7 hours ago from TwitterBerry

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Shit - just fell on top a woman.about 7 hours ago from TwitterBerry

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I'm goin to stay here as long as the music keeps playin. I'm gonna try sleepin standing up - its so packed I won't fall over. Nite niteabout 7 hours ago from TwitterBerry

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There's still people arrivin at this party - it must be the mornin shiftabout 7 hours ago from TwitterBerry

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I'm stayin here until they start tidyin up the houseabout 7 hours ago from TwitterBerry

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The line for the bathroom aint goin work - the neighbours goin get disrespectedabout 8 hours ago from TwitterBerry

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Some heavy drinkin & smokin up in the spotabout 9 hours ago from TwitterBerry

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The food is incredible. I'm so involvedabout 9 hours ago from TwitterBerry

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The garden is so stupid packed people can't get in or out. Man I'm here till breakfastabout 9 hours ago from TwitterBerry

[Hectic Cum Balthazar]

http://www.brittanauction.com/images/tumbleweed.gif

[Daddys Girl]

I wish they'd slow it down. All this daggering is killin my back about 2 hours ago from TwitterBerry

I'm troubled by the image I have in my head of him "daggering" now :(

[V Knid esq]

Daggering is dangerous! http://skrufff.com/?p=404

[Patrick]

'Broken' and 'penis' are two words I hate seeing together.

[Loz]

don't click this link, then Partrick (http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/513347/a_broken_penis_facts_about_a_r eal_debilitating.html)

[bitconductor]

this is as shit as you think its going to be before you read it.

[V Knid esq]

How shit did you think it was going to be before you read it?

[bitconductor]

very. "so why then read it?"

[V Knid esq]

So then...

Hey, WAIIIIIIIIIIIDAMINUTE!

[Orang Utan]

westwood is an idiot savant
his twitterings are priceless

[V Knid esq]

He calls himself "the Alan Partridge of hip hop" lollollol

[Orang Utan]

spot on really

[Loz]

after reading his twitterings, I really have come to think that he's actually come kind of elaborate joke, that we've all fallen for for years.

Chris Morris ain't got nothing on him.

[bitconductor]

I really have come to think that he's actually come kind of elaborate joke, that we've all fallen for for years.


i don't think he takes himself very seriously.
business-wise maybe

[Daddys Girl]

This thread made me think of this... The first 20 seconds.

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[Hectic Cum Balthazar]

I think that was the first time I ever saw Amy Winehouse, I remember thinking she was mad and really annoying but also a bit sexy. That last bit didn't last long.

[thembuzz]

This thread made me think of this... The first 20 seconds.

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jesus, i remember that being pretty painful to watch at the time, but now it's fucking excruciating